This post is actually just to make us laugh... DONT TAKE IT SOUTH or misunderstand it...
What would someone be saying and before they finish you would have hissed inwardly or outwardly...
Hahahahahaha mine is when i read mails inbox praising me and blessing me and then at the end i see what i was waiting for.....hahahahahahahaha
You are the second guy I'm having se..... Mtcheew
ReplyDeleteI have been celibate for 2 yea...... mtcheeew
Dante you need mental evalua.... Mtcheew
The Bible said men should provi...... Mtcheew
I'm not supporting any political party but obidients are facist..... Mtcheew (uncle Alexander bring out that corn you're hiding in your pocket and eat it with grace)
Men are scum scummer scumm.... Mtcheew
Stella jewelichi nwayioma.... Mtcheew (apply for you giveaway in peace)
Teejay you need to stop making polical pos..... Mtcheew (Agbado camp must be set on fire π₯)
Let me stop here for nowπππΆ
Mtcheew!
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DeleteThis got me laughing so hard.
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DeleteDante, but that's what the bible said naπ€£π€£π€£
DeleteA lot of people (female and male are actually celibate)
DeleteThe issue we have in this world is that a lot of people think others are like them and others they have around them.
We generalise too much.
Dante, I have been celebrate since 2019. Three years before then I had sex 4 times in those 3yrs. But haven't had the urge since then. It's almost 4yrs and I'm ready to stay that way till I meet someone that share same beliefs. Oya hiss!
DeleteLemme come out of my cave to laff and take fresh air.. haahaahaahaahaahaaahaaahaa haahaahaahaa
DeleteAyam going back mbok
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DeleteLol..@16.13
DeleteOf course, you have been 'celebrate'..
Enjoy your 'celebration'.. im happy you are.. we all hope to be celebrating for the rest of our lives
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DeleteI know you won't disappoint Dante π€£π€£π€£
That Ezege's own takes the cake, like very annoying!
DeleteImagine telling an adult with his phone and data not to be commenting on a political matter??
Ozoemene Nwansugbe sii nuo Simi ka afulu aghu, ejisi na ona echi nti. Onwelu Anu akpolu okuu oza??
Teejay too dey cower for them, that's why. Imagine the effrontery!
Telling a full fledge man what to do with his data and time.
Person wey be say I respect for his out put on such topics.
They trolled him, he refused to give up. They had to result to yen yen yen ππππ
And that one cower.π
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DeleteYes, I think even the devil knows that it’s true it got a punch right in the face. You know the devil is actually not a person as we look at it. The devil is a bunch...
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She said, “I am hesitant about speaking on my experiences in the palace. But in my usual way of talking, it was a bittersweet experience. Details, I will not be sharing, but...
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Lessons learned are personal and they have helped in shaping me. I am enjoying 30 so much; 30 makes me really strong. I am too innocent; I think I entered the palace too innocent and soft, but...
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I will never disappoint you... mitchew
ReplyDeleteI promise, I will return it by Monday... mitchew
I was on my own jeje, he was the one who.... mitchew
You are a bast..aard... mitchew
I will deal with you... mitchew
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DeleteI am reducing the price because of you...π
DeleteI just Mtcheew when i see Dante whining about women matterπ€ͺ
ReplyDeleteSame Starr, same.
DeleteI just left the area when.....mtcheew
ReplyDeleteI ran outside to see what was happening.....Mtcheew
He told me in confidence.....Mtcheew
Me and wifey played by 4am this morning πππMtcheew Mtcheew Mtcheew
I left my stand to go settle the matterππππ
I’m craving fresh fish and palm wine soup I’ll prepare it before going for my business meeting πππ
Stella Nwayioma Make I no find this my comment o
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha i know what u did here but thanks for not mentioning names, i don laugh tire
DeleteWerey π€£π€£π€£. Leave our own SDK narrator for us o
Deleteπu are so mean
DeleteThe people that you shaded in this your comment know themselves π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£ππ€£ππ€£π
DeleteYou dey find trouble sweetie nwa ππ€£
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DeleteSee shading up and down π€£π€£
DeleteI would have married you if I met you before my wife.
ReplyDeleteMtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
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DeleteThat one na constant lie married men they can sabi use if dem wan f.k you.
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DeleteWomen are …mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Push up (original)
Your time will soon pass, better marry n… mstewwww
ReplyDeleteWon’t you wash my clo….mstewww
Mummy can I go for a sleep ov…mstewwwww
I have your type at ho…mstewwww
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DeleteWhen I turned down premarital sex and the guy try to manipulate me by saying,
ReplyDelete"Afterall I will marry you"...mtshewww
When women cheat their emotions are involved but when a man cheats it is just sex....mtsheewwww
"Virginity is the best gift you can give you give your husband" ...mtshewwwwww raise to power 100
" All men cheat"..mtshewwwww
A key that can open all padlocks, is a master key...mtshewwwwwwwwww
Men are promiscuous in nature...mtshewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Virginity is to men what money is to women...mtshewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Let me go Anonymous...mtsheww
(must you tell us first, just go anonymous if you want?)
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DeleteThat virginity own really pain you sha.. you must really hate me so much since the day I dropped that lineππ
The only exception to that rule is to develop yourself and bring value to to a relationship.. don't expect anyone to respect you when you have nothing to be respected for πΆπΆ
The last one annoys me Ehn Wetin consign us ???? I no understand the announcement π£
DeleteThat women cheating with emotions enh,na rubbish better rubbish
DeleteIf men know women even cheat without emotions, they won’t be yarning cap
15:44 π€£ I am telling you! Like! They always feel the need to advertise
Delete15:55 They just love to console themselves
DeleteMy allowances are late, borrow me for now I'll return immediately they pay at work....mtchew
ReplyDeleteLouder mtcheew
DeleteUncle: send me your CV
ReplyDeleteMe: mtchewwww
Ms tee
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DeleteThey will collect and dump it one side
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DeleteAnytime I see Dante's unsolicited advice or ideas about women...double mtcheeeeew
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DeleteYou're not like other girls.......mtcheeew
ReplyDeleteI love you for real.......mtcheeew
Your dress is short...... mtcheeew
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DeleteLol..
DeleteBut you're not like other girls nah..
I like short free dress π tho.. I like it more when you don't wear tight under.. that tight can be very unromantic ehn
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DeleteDante other girls are not like me too. We all have our unique skoin skoin sha πππ
DeleteI won't put it all inside, let me just put the tip....mtchewwww . Baby clocked 10 this year
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DeleteDouble mtcheew.
It is well
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DeleteSTELLA JEWELUCHI ............................mschewwwwww
big sis ..........mscheeeewwwww
Stella maam ............mscheeeeew
Stella of life.......mscheeewww
Stellz, e be like say na you come enjoy did post pass BV's .. Lol
DeleteAll the mtchewws are hilarious.. I don't even know what to type again
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DeleteCan I get urgent 2k, will transfer when I reach ho .....mtchwww
DeleteBabe, our neighbour house girl too dirt......mtchwww
After you, na my mama..... mtchwwwww
See as your bress stand after 4 children..........mtcheew.
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DeleteThem suppose deck that bastard wey talk that thing π€£π€£
And the woman go believe o!
DeleteLove is love... mtchewwww
ReplyDeleteThe angel of the Lord said I should tell you that... mtchewwww
I'll get back to you... mtchewwww
I promise I will pull out fast..mtchwww
DeleteI saw this shoe for a cheaper price in the market o, I just decided to come to your shop because I like you..... Mtcheewwwwww
DeleteMake you no japa, Nigeria go bett- msheeeeeeeeeew.
ReplyDeleteChildren are the leaders of to- mshewwwww.
Please can you borro- mtsheewwwww×100
There's nothing between us, she's just a frie- mtshewwwww.
Won't you come and visit me this weeken- mtshewww wwwwww
Nigerian men are - mtshewwwwwww.
Nigerian men spend- mtshewwwwww.
Nigerian men spend- ara agbala mshewwwwwwwwww
Very hilarious post. I'm just laughing out loud reading commentsπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
ReplyDeleteIf you leave me I will die mtcheeeew
ReplyDeleteJust allow me do it today and I promise never to disturb you again mtcheeeew
Where have you been all these years when I was looking for a wife mtcheeeew
I will buy you the whole world if the money I am expecting comes mtcheeeew
While at a hotel garden. He stands up, talks to the hotel manager and returns and say. Baby let's go inside and enjoy a/c. This place is too hot. Mtcheeeew
Hahahahaha Zaza, the last one ehhhh
DeleteYou wan enjoy ac abi you no wan enjoy? πππ
DeleteI don't want to make love,I just want to cuddle π€π€£mtchewwww
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DeleteLicious babe
My bishop this,my bishop that ....mtschwwww
ReplyDeleteIf you leave me,I will die..... mtschwwww
ReplyDeleteYoure my everything... Mtschwwww,thunder faya you
Do you know who I am? - mtwww
ReplyDeleteBaby do this mshewwww
ReplyDeleteBaby bring my food mshewwww
Baby give me that mshewwww
Baby the floor is dirty mshewwww
Baby this , baby that mshewwww..
Does baby do all this, I'm not a baby,my name na Sharon mshewwww
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ReplyDeleteIf I handle you..... Mtcheeeeewwwww
ReplyDeleteOga the madam..
DeleteNa you dey handle them bahππ
One day shaπΆπΆ
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DeleteBabe i like you cos you are not demanding.......mtchewwww
ReplyDeleteI like ladies who make their own money....mtcheww
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DeleteLicious babe
You're special.......mtcheeeew
ReplyDeleteYou are so different from others.......mtcheeeew
You do not have any reason to lie to me ....... Yinmu ... Mtcheeeeeeeew
Big sister toh sure,brown sugar,hottie....send something to me nah,enu gbe... Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
I will get back to you before month end long mtchewwww..
ReplyDeleteU are very beautiful and I have not seen any one as beautiful as you are.......mtchewww.
Please borrow me money I will return it before week end ...mtchewwww
I enjoyed reading this,
ReplyDeleteDo you know who I am? Mcheeew
Beautiful woman...mtcheeeew
I swear to God I am not lieing.... mtcheeeew.
I like my women looking 'nashural'. Mtsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
ReplyDeleteI am the head, your lord and master. Mtshewwwwwwwwww smelling anus....
I hope you are romantic, Nigerian ladies are not romantic...mtshewwwwwwwwwwwww
Hahahahaha that first one hmmmm. That was how my cuz's horseband kept telling her I like natural and so in submission she'd only make cornrows #500 and never wore make-up. Ashe the mkpi went and impregnated an Instagram slay queen. The day I saw her pictures, I was shocked. Hair, make-up with thick eyelashes, scantily dressed. The girl was everything he told his wife he hated.
DeleteOkay your cousin is living her life to please a man, Hmmm she's not ready yet. I do things because I want to, not because I want to please someone. I don't wear makeup because I don't really like it, the only time I wore makeup was when I did asoebi for my girlfriend. That doesn't mean that I can't wear one if I want to in the future.
DeleteI've said it here before, the reason I didn't date a guy was because he wanted to turn me into a village girl in disguise. He said I should stop wearing short gowns, trousers, nail polish, cut off all my friends both males and females, make simple hair styles, come live with him for sometime, the list goes on. He also said he doesn't ever want to see makeup and lashes on my face ππ me that likes lashes.
That was when I knew that we weren't compatible. I had to leave for the sake of my sanity. Kukuma tell me not to look good and also stop school na. I don't fancy double earlobe piercing and nose piercing but I'll definitely get another earlobe piercing soonest.
She doesn't know that men used to stain white on a regular.
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DeleteNigeria men left the group.
They do that to reduce cost while they will be lusting after babes with lashes like handfan. Very greedy mofos.
DeleteI will take you shopping mtshewwww
ReplyDeleteI love you to the moon and back mtsheewwww
Can we be friends mtsheewwww
I can never forget you mtshewww
My name is apostle..... MtcheewwπΆπΆπΆ
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ReplyDeleteAm I your mate? Mtcheewwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteCome here..mtcheewwwwwwww
I want you to have a baby for me..mtcheewwwwwwwwwwww
Abuja guys;
Do you live alone?.. Mtcheewwwwewwwwwwwww
Lol
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ReplyDeleteMy wife is troublesome mtcheewwwwww!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I met you before her. Mtcheewwwwww!!!
She's not submissive. Mtcheewwwwww!!
I promise never to disappoint you. Mtcheewwwwww.
Ala agbala ndi ala.π
My wife doesnt like sex
DeleteShe's boring and not adventurous in bed
Where were you 26 years ago?
I wish l met you before π
ReplyDeleteLicious babe
Please allow me to take you out ,π.
ReplyDeleteI want to spoil you π
I love everything about you
Why are you hiding your beauty
You are the best
Babe wey Sabiππ
Licious babe
Why have you not married π³
ReplyDeleteLicious babe
Can I call you later mscheww
ReplyDeleteI know you face but can’t place where mschewww
I have plans for us mschewww