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Friday, April 28, 2023

Friday Night Post

You are not going out and looking for a place to chill out on Friday night? Welcome to the gist bar...

235 comments:

  1. Good evening to y'all on here and ๐Ÿ‘‹ hope you are having ample fun already?
    I am inside today and still gonna have the littlest of fun that i sure can.
    ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—❤❤๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
    Metro Booming's remix with 21 Savage et al is nice.
    YouTube movies to so check out
    Idia's melody
    Just like rainbow
    Love and the CEO
    #GoodnightGood evening to y'all on here and ๐Ÿ‘‹ hope you are having ample fun already?
    I am inside today and still gonna have the littlest of fun that i sure can.
    ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—❤❤๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
    Metro Booming's remix with 21 Savage et al is nice.
    YouTube movies to so check out
    Idia's melody
    Just like rainbow
    Love and the CEO
    #Goodnight

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  2. Omo! This week was so hectic, but Praise God we survived it, Hallelujah. And thank God I came home to light, I was shook, PHCN Una well done.

    The way I miss Genevieve Nnaji on Social media ehe, you'd think we're related, I truly hope she's ok.

    Good evening everyone and welcome to the weekend.

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    1. Sorry dear
      Please relax well ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

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    2. Sandra, not just you. Sometimes I still go to her page hoping she'd post something. I love that woman so much

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    3. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

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  3. Chilling at one of my relative’s Mum’s 100year old Bday Bash, my eyes are seeing the Spartans! ๐Ÿ˜‚ so I remember mentioning that the Late General Diya is my Uncle, one Dey sAy I Dey claim, ๐Ÿ˜† Issokay, Some months the Burial will commence, I’ll give S to Da K details, so any Bv who wanna pop in can holla at me!... cianora!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Awa you ? Being don ask of you say Where is Kelvin Stella Cousin

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    2. Are you related to Simi? He was my campus friend.

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    3. Nk Baby! How are ya? Thanks for checking up, I appreciate you!

      Thanks Stella Marris

      Anon, yes o! You must be an OG! Hope to see you there, just hollla!

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  4. Came back so drained and having headaches.. my body is so hot.. good evening lovelies


    Have a great evening and weekend

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  5. Withdrawal method na scam, I still repeat, withdrawal method na scam, after eight years it failed me, I thought we were pro when it comes to withdrawal method, na to start buying baby things small small cos I've given out the ones I used for my kids,
    Hubby is as surprised as I am.

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    1. Lmao…..congratulations sis

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    2. Awww ๐Ÿค— congrats dear.

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    3. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ congratulations ma

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    4. Lol...๐Ÿคฃ Congratulations ๐Ÿฅฐ it happened to someone close to me .After celebrating her last child 8 years birthday and calling him , her lastborn she took in that month. Her new baby is 2 years plus now .

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    5. I will never be caught using that method. Congratulations!

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    6. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Congrats

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    7. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ congratulations to you and your hubby.

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    8. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    9. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Congrats oo

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    10. Congratulations to you and your hubby.
      Safe delivery dear.

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  6. Lol..

    I don go nack myself one better skodos this evening.. cos mahn be going through a lot lately.. still fine AF tho ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

    I have practically done every other thing with my hair,' braiding, dreads, tints, different haircut styles etc etc, but this is the first time I'm going on abolo.. and I'm so loving the look..

    Who don fine don fine๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜Š you'll be fine.

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    2. I don't know how dread will look on me else I would have tried it. I don't know or think it fits tall guys. Maybe I will try it for an experiment.

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    3. Skodo no bad ooo
      If water touch the head when you dey baff. E go enter body

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    4. Skodo dey fine with beards

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    5. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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    6. Dante you'll be fine ๐Ÿค—
      Are you bearded? If you're, then skodo will fit you well. I love men with beards, they're my spec.

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  7. TGIF Baybie ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅ‚

    Hope y'all had an excellent week? The traffic in Lagos these days is tiring..I need a massage and vacation ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…

    I will be heading out to Casper & Gambini's tonight for some wine and their crispy, crunchy chicken,I have missed it

    Happy weekend lovelies ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅ‚ get groovy jiggy ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅณ

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    1. Paris any other restaurants that are similar to Casper & Gambini?

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    2. Enjoy yourself ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    3. Chai๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹, can I come along.

      Enjoy!

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    4. Enjoy yasef babe ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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    5. Hullos Pari Nnem ๐Ÿ˜˜ your blog nephew says hi to auntie ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ

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    6. I was looking at a traffic jam backed up on the highway on the evening ride home and all I could say is that, this is not life. Folks spending a whole three years of their life stuck in traffic.

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  8. My own is that I'm still so pissed that anyone would defend and support that post from Judy about May's dead son. I can't understand it. I can't!

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    1. E no tire you
      E come be like say she like make dem dey drag am as internet shildren don start already
      It's all shades of wrong jare
      Check the percentage of those that said that and it was really on the low side

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    2. Some blog visitors mum na the baby mama to their dad or second wife , so such kind of persons naim go support that kind thing

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    3. She knows what she is doing. That black goat she is searching for at night, IT WILL DEFINITELY FIND HER. Imagine teasing and baiting May.

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  9. I just finished eating rice and stew that I made with pepper/tomatoes which I grinded with grinding stone.
    Very sweet. I missed that taste all these years๐Ÿ˜‹.

    My neighbor has this good old stone that we used to grind pepper, egusi, beans, etc in those days. Her kids use it sometimes, they carry it to the back of their kitchen and use it.
    Today, NEPA decided to show themselves. I could not use my blender and I hate taking my pepper to the women that use machine. Their grinding machines normally have one error or the other. It's either some black particles fall into what they grind for me or they grind beans/corn and don't rinse well before grinding my pepper/tomatoes. I will cook stew and stew be tasting and looking like gbegiri or pap. I would pay #150/#200 to grind rubbish.
    So I went to her and borrowed the stone, omo, it took me 30mins to grind #500 worth of pepper and tomatoes, I had forgotten how I used it do it๐Ÿคฃ

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    1. I’ve never used stone to grind tomatoes. Does it not give a sandy taste? Just curious

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    2. Or have stone particles inside

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    3. Some of those grinding mill owners are too dirty. I once made pap and my baby could not take it, she ground pepper and didn't do the due diligence before miling my millet and corn. Pap came out peppery.

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    4. Las Las the taste is heavenly

      I have one and anytime I want soup to taste like my mum's that's what I use for pepper

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    5. I've blended tomatoes with my blender at a filling station once, just because there was no light, no fuel and I didn't want to use those commercial services. I could blend other things outside but tomatoes, na me dey run am with my equipment.

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    6. I loved watching my nieghbours use theirs when i was a kid.๐Ÿ˜

      I tried to help them one time like that, I couldn't grind it as smooth as they do

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    7. Wow! Castle you just gave me a good idea

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    8. Could be very strenuous though, why not use that manual hand blender. still prefer it to wahala wahala wahala

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    9. We still have stone in my house, and we still use it to grind stuff.

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  10. I wish all of us a happy weekend

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  11. I am gonna relax with some nice movie tonight.

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  12. Enjoyed one of the best date earlier this week. (Side eyes to my boss, Dante) ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    Get yourself a good woman who truly loves you as a man and intentional about your happiness.

    Looking forward on a second date๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–.

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    1. Ezege enjoy, love is a beautiful thing.

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    2. Best dates*
      Side eyes at*
      Looking forward to*

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    3. Ezege!! ๐Ÿ˜

      These girls here would be so jealous right now.. Nobody dey carry them go date๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Œ

      Your 2nd paragraph show be printed on a pamphlet and shared as evangelism tracts to men on the street and corners bro

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    4. Ah ah the pepper seller is doing Teejay well
      Enjoy๐Ÿ‘

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    5. Just first date, you’re already loving???
      Calm down

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    6. Anon 21:23,

      Ah ah, no spoil my mind naaa abeg. We have been talking for over three weeks. So we eventually agreed on a date this week. If I share the story so far, you will see reason why I'm happy.

      @Dimplez,

      No! It's not the tomatoes seller.

      Anon 21:02,

      Thanks. I appreciate those corrections.

      @Bv Osundi, thanks dear.

      @Boss Dante,

      The boss of them all, your second paragraph got me rolling on the floor. True true love sweet if you jam better classic babe.

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    7. Dante you are "funny". So, you think life revolves round you and Teejay, that the "girls here" would be jealous?
      Or, you are the wall gecko on the walls of every girl on the blog, to know that no one takes them out?
      Not everyone bring their life history to the blog, not everyone come to the blog to tell us they went on a date, especially a first date, that we don't know where "its future" is headed.
      It is well with you, bro.

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    8. Here we go again๐Ÿ˜‚

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    9. Anon 21:47,

      Don't be jealous. You don't need to go anonymous madam to say that. Don't your gender shared their first date experience here? Is it cos it's me?

      What's bad someone being optimistic about something better? Are you an evil person?

      Why take things too serious about what Dante said?

      This is one good reason I hardly share personal stuff here. A lot of you are killer joy and will always fault one's happiness.
      If this comment was made by your gender, you all will applaud her and even give her tips or ideas. So what has Dante done or said wrong?

      Mehn, can't deal. I think this is the last I will share any personal stuff here again. It's all my fault I see.

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    10. Teejay, no be only classic, na contemporary babe.

      Dante, you really do not have a life outside of this space.

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    11. Now now now you don conclude Say na Love Ezege? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.

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  13. A co-worker is leaving and we all went out for dinner at this Indian place to send off.
    Waiting for my biryani and enjoying the conversations here and there and so glad Monday is bank holiday.
    Have a good weekend.

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    1. Love me some tikka masala and naan bread.
      Let me head to cilantro… but can’t drive to maitama this night o.

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    2. Anon 21:25, are you a fan of Chinese cuisine?can you recommend a really nice Chinese restaurant in Abuja? Thanks.

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  14. Just ate a big wrap of poundo with stew and chicken…Im just in bed…Thinking about how far God has helped me…Please my husband filed for divorce and he’s claiming the custody of our son to be with his sister,please how do I fight this so I can gain custody of my son and bring him here with me abroad,I have gotten a lawyer tho but thinking about everything just makes me cry ….why would you take a child away from his mother and give your sister to raise him?WHY??????

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  15. Good evening, we have been enjoying power supply back to back in my area recently but I know it's for a while๐Ÿ˜.

    I am on the bed waiting for gist to fall in on this space so I can read

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  16. So sad,, someone will just give birth successfully and boom they're dead after 2weeks. Can't believe my cousin is gone. May God rest her soul and may He give her husband and children the fortitude to bear their loss.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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    1. Chai,so sorry for your loss ๐Ÿค—
      May her soul rest in peace.

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    2. I'm so sorry for the loss ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

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    3. So sorry for your loss, accept my condolences.

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    4. Thanks guys. I appreciate.๐Ÿ™

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    5. So sorry. May her soul rest in peace. Amen

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    6. Sorry for the loss. Pls take heart

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    7. So sorry for your loss dear

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    8. This is heartbreaking ๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿ˜ข
      So sorry .

      May God console her family and loved ones

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  17. Hmmm something happened this evening and I'm not happy about it. We have to be very careful with what our kids see on TV & Internet. People we expose them to.
    So today my soon to be 4yr old nephew was practicing what he sees on TV.
    He climbed on his elder brother's lap and elder sister and begin to grind his small penis on their stomach. He even had an election at the time his mom checked him out after the sibling reported him.
    This little boy watches kissing and sex scenes on TV and he is practicing it on his siblings.
    I'm just thinking how they can council him so he can get those images out of his mind. He is too young for crying out loud.

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    1. This is bad.
      Why would the parents expose him to things like that,reason why they've PG on programmes

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    2. ME SCREAMING SHIIIIIIT. His elder brother and sister have slacked off seriously including his parents. Why is there no childeren control on the tv? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ

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    3. Even these music videos, the obscenities that go on in them is appalling. I don't allow my kids to watch any music video that I have not seen.

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    4. ๐Ÿ‘️๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘️
      Not ๐Ÿ…’๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…›

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    5. Most parents this days have become careless all in the name of being woke.
      Watched a disturbing video of a white kid 5 years old who boldly said he wants to be a murderer because he loves killing people. A news channel even carried the news. If it were possible, I would have sent the video.

      Parents be mindful of what your children are watching. Don't bring up rapist, paedophile, monsters and murderers in future ooo.

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    6. I sieve what my kids watch and also discuss different movie scenes with them, the ones that are for adult like kisses and the ones they aren't to watch including musical videos. This world is turning to something else. We don't see movies that has plenty nudity with the kids

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    7. Even me don't watch music videos.

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    8. The parents have failed in parenting their kids. Only God knows what the older siblings do behind closed doors.

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    9. If it's not Disney Junior, then no TV for the day. I don't even trust other kiddies channel like CN or Nickelodeon, with all these their LGBTQWSYZ nonsense that they are spreading

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    10. Kids have been doing this since time immemorial. It has to be addressed, but the child is ignorant to what they are doing. The parents have to talk about appropriate and inappropriate touching and personal space. This is disturbing and shocking to witness but it cannot slide or pushed off as childish ignorance because if they do it to a child at school na wahala

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    11. It’s not what he watched
      Read about it
      Kids his she start noticing how doing that makes them feel and some will grind their genitalia on objects. Just stop him with not making him feel bad about it
      He’s just going by his feelings

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  18. I travelled out of my base on Wednesday to go see my mum, i arrived safely. Spoke to my boyfriend on Wednesday evening and yesterday morning. I have not heard from him since we last spoke yesterday morning, his lines have been switched off. Had to call his sister to ask if he is ok, she said he is fine.
    I guess it's a bye bye to this relationship because he knows lack of communication is a huge turn off for me or maybe he is with another girl.
    My mind has been everywhere as an overthinker that I am. I'll wait to hear the stupid excuse he'll give me before i pull the plug.

    In other news, my mum has been feeding me so well, i hope i don't turn to a whale before i go back to my base.
    Wishing y'all a beautiful weekend, na inside get me this weekend.
    ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜ Kiss

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    1. Be patient and hear from him.๐Ÿ˜Š

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    2. Enjoy ya sef ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

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    3. Go back to your base before the day that you told your man you would return. Go to his house at night or very early in the morning, you will find your answer.
      If he asks why you came without notice, tell him you were worried about his lack of communication. Infact, go back to base tomorrow and do your CIA work. You need to know if you are dating a philanderer. The earlier the better. I detest cheating.

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    4. @SUAVE ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡. Yes don't tell him you're coming oh. He'll be shocked and if there's another person, just walk away abegi.

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    5. You need to return before the said date and be ready to get the shock of your life

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    6. If the line is switched off and he has never switched off his phone like this before then he is with another girl.

      Return to base earlier than you planned and don't go there at night. Go there very early in the morning you will see the girl.

      If it must be in the night let it be around 10pm

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    7. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Suave you're funny ooo. CIA work untop man? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My dear, don't stress yourself so much, he's not the only man in this world. The question should be; is he worth your stress?

      Please oo enjoy your stay at home to the fullest. Poor communication is a HUGE turn off. Anyone who's really into you would always want to hear from you, at all times when he/she isn't so busy.

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    8. Suave you are on point.
      Over sense dey worry you.

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    9. I won't cut my visit short because of guy matter oooo, if i find out he was with another girl, I'll bid him farewell and move on.
      My peace of mind is a priority for me.

      I am a "1 guy at a time type of girl", if he can't return that energy because i travelled for a few days then i moveeeeeeeeeeeeeee ( in Pinky's voice).

      Thank you guys for your input

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    10. When the cat’s away the mice will play

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  19. The long weekend is here
    Holidays are always exciting times in Nigeria

    My friend lost her dad and she is the last child so I can imagine their bond,but she just moved abroad January so can't come for the burial.She is getting so depressed but I keep sending her scriptures and uplifting songs.What else can be done to help her,I feel so sad for her.???

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    1. Speak to her regular if you can, keep on encouraging her. Make video calls with her and keep praying for her. She will be alright.

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    2. May God console her ๐Ÿ™
      She will be fine..

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    3. She should go home unless she illegal

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  20. Good evening everyone. I posted a friend's picture on WhatsApp status congratulating her on the birth of her new born, someone commented saying' congratulations to her, u nkor when are you getting married? I replied her with lols are you dreaming?Then few minutes later,she apologized saying she mistook my name for someone else. I was now wondering if it were to be the person she thought I was, is that how she will spoil the person's mood with her insensitive question.Na wa

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    1. People will not mind their business

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    2. It depends on her relationship with the person

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    3. Which one is someone commented. Is the person not your friend.

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  21. How come nobody told me that Bimbo's Teropi sexxion actually means Therapy Session?

    A friend here sent me a YouTube link to watch Bimbo and Adedimeji Lateef, hey gawd ๐Ÿ™†
    I laughed and laughed. Lateef's purple slip on even matched his gele. This guy๐Ÿ˜‚
    Thanks Bimbo.
    Thanks bvs for the recommendations, I watched THE TRADE,totally enjoyed it.
    That was a true life story.

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    1. I love Iya barakat/bakantant๐Ÿคฃ teropi secxxion๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      How I can take and be of help to your life?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. I really enjoyed the Trade as well.That was Evans the kidnapper story.Blossom did a great job.

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    3. Mama,you came late o
      I don't miss bimbos teropi sexxion
      I have voted her in the three categories
      Lateef is Iya peju๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

      I need to see kunle remi on therapy ๐Ÿคฃ

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    4. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น
      Let me go and watch Bimbo's recent uploads jare

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  22. I just found out my boyfriend of 5 months is still in contact with his Ex, all the love messages he has sent me since we started dating, he also sent same to her.
    I don't know why guys act the way they do, i snooped and found out
    I don't even know the next step to take, all i know is that no guy will put me in a position of competing for his love with an ex or make me want to outdo myself so he'll pick me over an ex.
    I'll confront him on Sunday and bid him farewell.
    I'll miss his D**k tho(best i have had) and he is a very very good plate licker.

    We'll knack before i confront him on sunday, 2-3 orgasms will do me some good.

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  23. Anon 20:46 both of us know ur guy is with another girl, you prolly chocking him. If you have the inner strength to resist calling him and staying away even after you get back to base, let him come looking for you and play hard, he will be back in your arms in no time. Thank me later

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    1. If i find out he was with another girl, na the end be that oOoOO.
      I am a "1 guy at a time" girl, if he can't adopt the same then I'll bid him farewell and bounce.

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    2. 21:09
      Why should she be excited that a presumably cheating partner is coming back into her arms? What sort of nonsense is that ?Wait fess, when did cheating become a solution to "chocking"?
      My dear anon, biko dump his ass. He switched off his phones and cut contact with you, for no reason,is that how relationship is being run. This one will break you emotionally and make you go crazy.

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  24. NEPA just brought the light I just pray they leave it because there is no where to go

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  25. I just finished a chilled 850ml 5alive bottle.
    All the "agbani" I have been trying to be gone in the mud.
    Now I'm busy calculating the calories.
    Nah so I won start this weekend?
    Let me go back to pressing my calculator.

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    1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ this life no balance.
      See me here trying to add weight.

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    2. HF beddings. Hahaha, my sister no be small tin oh. If you see the workout I did this evening ehn? Got back home, had a shower, balanced in front of the tv and replaced the lost calorie. Jollof rice, plantain and chicken.

      Now, I’m munching peanut and yoghurt.

      Tomorrow is another day lol.

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    3. My dear, weight loss journey is not an easy one. Determination, Discipline and Consistency are what you need. Just make up your mind, have the mind of your own and you'll work wonders. Nothing good comes easy, it will be tough in the beginning but as time goes, you'll be very proud of yourself.

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  26. End of the month,I am super grateful to God. Dunamis nifgt watch get me today, chop better 3 wraps of fufu and south south native soup with better obstruction inside....Dah Abasi Mbok make sleep no carry me go where I no know for church,usher go wake person tire. God abeg ohhh

    Everytime they will say you are single,go find husband,do makeup,do perfume,dey Waka like pussu for road,one left like this one leg like that,do waist like this,do like this,if man call you smile ,make una leave me ohhh Mbok na audition wetin sef,for man wey go carry back bestie or keep baby mama for family house.... The man wey go marry go come,e go fine,e go set,e go get money but las las na at the right time e go come,I no need person husband na my own I want ,that day I fit wear worwor cloth e go see me like me...make I no go turn to wetin I no be carry person husband near house.

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  27. Please does libido increase with age?
    Since I clocked 28 last year my libido has been over the roof?
    I just want to know if it is normal

    Blessed weekend you'll

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  28. NEPA have pity on us oo na wa.
    Just here pressing phone till e quench ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Good evening everyone ๐Ÿ’•

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    1. My sister, the light issue is terrible, I just tire๐Ÿ˜’

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  29. Just here thinking about how I’ll survive this phase.
    After my last contract job last year, haven’t gotten any work yet. Been surviving on my savings and it has finished. I’m the first child supporting my family.
    Now my landlady has asked us to vacate the property.
    I don’t even know where to start from and I’m supposed to leave here next month.
    God please don’t let me be put to shame. Let me receive positive responses from the companies I submitted my CV. Please God I don’t have anybody else ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    I’ve been hustling and fending for my self since university. God please have mercy on me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    I’m just a young lady trying to survive in this Abuja ๐Ÿ˜ข

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  30. Seriously waiting for the gist to flow Omo mo gbe ni WA ( I bring mat come) there's space ooo. Come with ur groundnut, popcorn zobo and the rest

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  31. This yeye guy carry Smirnoff Vodka come my house and has been begging me to drink, even just small. I know your type. Even after telling you I have light brain for alcohol you still went to buy over 30% volume of alcohol.You try. You want make I drink, come drunk, come loose-guard ba.

    I don put the drink for fridge. I will take it to Eagle Square on Monday for Worker's Day celebration. Anybody wey wan drunk on that day is welcome.

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    1. Maybe it's first time syndrome but hmmn.... ABUJA is fine oh. ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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    2. I suggest you pour it away, for your safety and others. It could be laced with anything, you never can tell.

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Chocolate flavoured vodka was the first spirit I ever tasted. I went to my friends office and he served me a bottle of it. I don't take alcohol cos I don't like it, so that day I said I must drink ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I mixed it with coke inside a glass cup and started gulping it down.

      He's someone I trusted sha so I wasn't afraid. I came prepared. I hadn't even taken up to quarter when he asked me to stop ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ and I refused. I refuse because I had an accomplice, his naughty friend. That one was gingering me to drink up and I was busy forming galadima. I sha get coconut hear, I no dey hear word. He did everything possible to stop me but I refused.

      My brain started shutting down, my eyes started closing and were heavy already. I was talking but wasn't sure of what I was saying. I laughed at anything convo wether funny or not, I began to float ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Immediately I emptied the bottle, my brain shut down completely. The last thing I remembered was him asking me to lie on the sofa.

      When it was time to go home, I headed straight to where I plugged my phone and took it. I was drunk but didn't forget to take my phone with me. They drove me home and I used my last strength to climb the stairs. I couldn't go to work that day sef. My friend was very mad at his friend for leading me astray๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. The next time we met the guy apologized for 'disvirgining' me and gingering me. I didn't regret a thing tho, now I can comfortably drink vodka without the fear of getting drunk.

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    4. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น
      No be small thing

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  32. The weekend is here
    I’m so exhausted from today’s hustle
    Off to bed

    AmyViv

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  33. Thank God today is Friday, just home relaxing without light

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  34. A woman can't be buried in her husband's place because she didn't give birth to a male child. Just hearing for the first time. My kaduna people is it true? Just feeling bad for my cousin's husband.

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    1. Stressed out, April is almost ending....2023 is running.All will be well.

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    2. This is barbaric. The court should see to this case

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    3. Custom/tradition made for only the poor. If the woman was a weathly woman with businesses across the globe now the husbands family will gladly burry her in her husbands compound

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    4. What da fuck!

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  35. After using a woman to birth all the babies they need, they will start preaching how important it is to get a job. It's now you know job is important. Open a store for me, you refused. You want me to go in search of a job at this age and with no experience. You lie.

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  36. Seriously under the weather. I just tire.

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  37. Cramps no allow my pikin see road today ๐Ÿคง
    I've been eating a lot and craving for a lot too ....
    God abeg oo

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  38. I am so happy today it's my foster mother 65th birthday, and I got a new job. I give thanks to you God.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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    1. Big congratulations ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ

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  39. Fot the past 2 days we've been without light in our compound, come and see how Nepa have been giving my neighbors light o, Una understand that kind feeling of seeing light around you but no light in yours? Finally Nepa came to fix the problem and Since evening I came back I have been pleading ... Abasi oooo make them give me light naaa.
    I dey pwess phone dey look battery ๐Ÿฅบ make I kuku pwess am till e die . All die na die .

    Happy Week and restful night.

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    1. Keep Pwessiin and don’t stop! Ikwakwakwakwakwa

      Kelvin dat Edo Boi(Stellz Cousin)

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    2. What a life in 2023. It pisses me off to read shut like this.

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  40. Off to bed.
    I am really tired.

    Will catch up later

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  41. I’m perplexed. If you know you don’t like doing chores, kindly stay put in your house. Don’t go to people’s house and become a furniture. The only time you come alive is when food show. As an adult of 18 years and above, if being neat and tidy ain’t in your diary, kuma Dey your Dey. Don’t stress people out mentally emotionally physically and financially, no matter how related you are to them. That’s some wicked shiiii. Z๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜

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  42. The week went by so fast. New cohort of students to deal with already blowing up my email. Education is both fulfilling and annoying at the same time, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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  43. TASTE BLISS CAKES AND PASTRIES28 April 2023 at 23:59

    TGIF, just here preparing and arranging things for small chops, my church member's birthday tomorrow so he is organizing a small party.

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  44. So angry right now. Cooked rice in the morning,ate some and kept the remaining to eat this evening,only to see that the rice is bad, all these local rice no get joy at all.

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    1. Did you store it properly or was it there steaming in the heat all day? Sorry your rice went bad

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  45. I'm just here charging my phone and going through post and comments. PHCN has been showing us shege since fee days now. Since morning no light, they just remembered us few minutes ago.
    Let me read small before sleep comes calling.

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