WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 

I salute!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is the go going? i am having a great time right now in my Kitchen as all the food i ordered for just arrived....LOL ..... If you aint a foodie you wont understand.....I have efo riro, assorted stew, Okro and what have you....

Stellas singles mingles post will be up on Sunday February 5, 2023.. Get your text ready!...Love must find a way.

Enjoy your day and stay well...

Errrrm, check your inbox you just might find me in there.....

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FROM TUESDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

''Stella, thank you very much for posting my chronicle yesterday. 

I was reading comments and kept on smiling with tears from my eyes. Now I can no longer allow any evil spirit to make we feel guilt about not taking care of my parents. I will like to encourage that lady who said she earn 400k monthly and dose not have any savings. 

You can do it.

 I know is not easy but you can do it especially when you try. You can save your 100 to 200k monthly since no parent to pay them Monthly salary. Just open an account and give your bank instructions to debit you once your salary comes in, you will be amazed how you are coping. Just cut down on so much expenses especially material things.

 I started saving more cos I learnt life from the hardest and toughest side. Save cos someday that is what you will fall back at. I have 900k that I fixed this January for 6 months and I pray to roll it over at the end of that six months. The interest is not my concern but to make sure I do not have access to cash. Since I started saving like am I am doing now Sabi I am still fine, you will be alright just make up your mind. 

I know my title has been playing a great role in my life, God sees my heart that I want to save cos I don’t know what the future holds for me. Let me save more before husband will come and see how far I can go. Thank you everyone for your contributions and words of encouragement, I love all the comments''.



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PINKYS CORNER

I have tried answering this question I'm about to ask my fellow men in here but me no get answer at all. I am this playful type and I play with my wify alot not minding whoever is looking or staring at us because our happiness is my first priority.


I am used to holding KINI very well and I don't know why I'm in love with it and I wasn't like that when I was single. Wify might be cooking or sweeping and at that point, I will just pass by and hold the thing as if I was not given the thing when I was a kid(b**bs). The worse part is, we might be watching movie or BBN, the next thing is, my psychomotor domain will just take a step of faith and get hold of it and it will be there for hours depending on time used in watching the movie.

This morning, she was in the kitchen cooking or so while I was busy dressing up to move out in search of daily bread, after my all in all, I was to just move out and say "goodbye" because I was right at the door step, instead, I walked up to her in the kitchen and grab my kini again and told her "whatever you thinking of right now" then I left her.

On getting to the door step, she beckoned on me and said she wants to ask me something, for my mind, I was like hmmmm, me no get shishi this morning ooo but I was wrong. When I got to her, she said "what is ur problem about this b**bs? Cuz the way you handle this kini these days is something else". I had no answer, I just bursT into laughter and ended up holding it again.

My question is, is it just me or are there men in this category and again, what is really enticing about the thing cuz me don't understand myself again ooo?

We move

Please it is only you that feels this way....Oko ahewo

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FROM WEDNESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

''Stella today I had the worst experience of my life as a Nigerian, experiencing the ineptitude and cluelessness of this government.

So ever since January started, because of the note change I always made sure not to have much cash on hand so by yesterday morning I had only 1200 on me, in Nigeria today that is like having only 100 naira, by the time I left my house and got to where I will enter keke to my bank, the morning was remaining 350, I said no problem since I'm going to withdraw.

 I paid 150 to get to my bank and I had only 150 remaining. The first sign of trouble was the amount of person queue in the few banks that was paying, mormoth crowd. Got to my bank, the story was not different, in fact my bank was the only bank paying in that axis, and there were like seven other banks there, the crowd was insane. Got there around 10:30am. 

I joined queue, I said at least before 12 I will be leaving. Boy was I wrong. I didn't know that majority of the people in line were POS people most of them had over 5 cards, in fact one woman used her sienna car and packed her sales girls they were more than 10 all of them withdrawing multiple times.

By 12 money has finished they loaded again, it still has not gotten to my turn oh, not even close. The bank staff will come with multiple cards and withdraw, even bank manager since they said every dick, tom and harry should use the ATM it doesn't matter if you are working with the bank. By 3pm money has finished again, they said we should hold on that another one will be loaded. Meanwhile one of the bank security guy was doing side business, he will give 10k then you transfer 11.5k to his account, 20k he will charge you 22k.

Fight itself was going on in batches, this set will fight finish, small time another set will start their own, even the bank manager was assaulted and wounded, it was like world war 3.

We formed plenty group gisting and keeping ourselves happy, meanwhile one "big woman" came with her big umbrella so we were taking Turns holding it, if one person gets tired another will take over, that was even part of the reason I did not melt yesterday because the sun itself had it for us, she will buy ice cream for us, she will buy water, I didn't know she had no idea about the bank security doing his side business, when I told her she was like, why I'm I wasting my time here, that even if she sees someone that will charge her 2k to give her 1k she will collect, that was how she left the line, did her business with the guy and left, she even dashed us her umbrella.

 I couldn't even think of going home because shishi no gum body, out of the 150 I had, I put pure water of 50 naira, money remain 100, transport back home is 150, my soup has finished, going back without cash was not an option. 

One guy that has been there with me since morning was encouraging me to hold on that they will load money. A lot of people got tired of waiting and left, even the POS woman packed her squad and left too, it was now remaining a few of us with "critical" case. 

By 6pm after so much begging from us to the bank people, they loaded another cash, but with the condition that the bank staff will withdraw first, all of them. And to make matter worse the ATM was paying cards that are not their own 5k at a time, meaning for the 20k you will have to do the transaction 4times, imagine the delay, add network problem too...

... By the time the bank staff were done and it got to my turn it was already past 7pm, was able to withdraw the mere 20k.

In this my life, if someone had told me that I will have to spend almost 9hrs just to get cash I would not have believed it, even my account office was like she can't even remember the last time she saw me in the bank.

I even had to beret one lady that told me she doesn't have PVC and she was a POS person, they are the worst hit. Honestly I can't wait to vote out this incompetent government. Now the people they saying are the target for this whole thing, how many of them do you see on the line.

Please if you have not gotten your PVC go and get it, we can't continue like this in this country. Every basic thing is so f**king hard!
Una good morning oh, sorry I did not greet before ranting, na so e dey me for mind''


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