Monday In House News...

 Hailings...

IN HOUSE MEMO..

Greetings to you all and welcome to a new week filled with promises of a better

life and hustle..
The 2023 Presidential elections for Nigeria is just around the corner and the truth is that you should all prepare to take extra measure to stay safe.. Plan how your day will be and how you will vote.. If your voting around is not around where you stay, try to move closer there a day before, if you can afford it, please check into a hotel around your voting vicinity and if you cannot afford it then stay with someone....I am suggesting this because moving around might not be advisable for some.........

Someone mailed me with account number in case i want to do giveaway this week, like seriously? So some of you just perch your tents here waiting for giveaways? As per i be ATM ba? LOOOOOOOOOL; It is well, I have nothing to say.

Anyway make una have a nice day...... 

One love....

I just finished watching a movie, THE LEASE and the drama pass me.. WOW!

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PINKYS CORNER

I can't stop laughing...
we thought it was a joke until what my village people call isu ata Yan nyan(yam pepper scatter scatter) happened.

There is this mechanic village around my house oo, from the information I gathered, on Friday, someone brought this new Hilux car(think 2021) or so. I could remember I saw the vehicle there and I was telling my wife that, I loved it so much and pray God blesses me to buy such.

They brought it to be repaired by one mecho. They leave vehicles at the mechanic workshop once they are not through with repairing them. So, I think the mechanic told the owner he won't be able to finish up the fault which means the vehicle has to be kept at the mech workshop till Saturday, unknown to the owner, the mechanic has finished the work ,he just decided to deceive the owner.

So, on friday night after baba mecho had changed his clothes and done for the work for that day, he drove the vehicle to his side chick's house instead of going home to his wife and children. He finally slept there over night but the unthinkable happened to him. He woke up in the morning and didn't see the vehicle any longer, it had been stolen and funny part is, from information, he removed the battery and took it inside with him when going into his side chick's room.

On Saturday morning, I was hearing people's voice , so I went outside the gate to do aproko, fiaaam, it was the mechanic workshop, on getting there, I saw a big man shouting and making calls. I asked someone what went wrong and they said the man brought one hilux for repair but baba mecho took it to his side chick's house and it had been stolen. I was surprised, I wanted to be sure if it was the vehicle I saw on Saturday, I described and it was the same Hilux.

What happened was, the people who stole the car had to damage one car at that area and took the battery which they used in taking away the Hilux, I was still trying to ask about the mecho in question when some mopol arrived and began to pick up some mechanic because Baba
is no where to be found and even refused going home. The wife even came to the husband's workshop when she was told. Seems they had gone to his house to inform his wife.

Based on information, he called his friend, who works in the same mechanic workshop on Saturday morning to inform him about what has happened. The same friend was picked by the man..No be small thing ooooooo.

Can you imagine, you have the guts to take your clients vehicle to your side chick's house, not even you own house, at least people will say, he took it home for safety but taking it to side chick's house is the wahala now.

Will feed you back if I'm able to get more info about the mechanic because as at the time I'm typing this, he has not been seen at all and some of those arrested have been freed.


This is serious, maybe someone he knows that he boasted to stole it...

I remember someone gisting me that he saw Mechanic cruising with his car over the weekend but that he did not confront him but went back the next Monday to pay and get the car that the Mechanic said was not fixed...lol

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HEARTBREAKING GIST

A man wanted to travel abroad, he has a wife and four kids. His wife supported him, they sold things to raise money, hoping that things will be better when he gets abroad as they were struggling to survive in Naija. Luckily, he got abroad and settled.

This man forgot he has a wife and kids back home. He met a girl on Facebook and they started dating. He made papers for this girl and relocated her to where he is. Shebi they say some men lie about their marital status, this one told this girl hohally sey he's married. Babe too seeing he's her ticket to going abroad, corporated well. In their lovey-dovey moments, he'll allow the babe to call his wife and insult her

The koko now wey dey make people Para be sey, this man called his wife and told her he's getting married and that she should find her way too. Dem sey the wife dey suffer hbp, on hearing what her horseband said, slumped and that was the end

Now, he has abandoned the kids, he's yet to even bury his wife and this man dey abroad dey chop life with him side chick. As people hear wetin him do, dem dey para for am. Guess what he did, he relocated sidechick to another city to avoid brouhaha. He's hiding her from the public
Tomorrow now when the abandoned kids are grown and doing well, he will call umunna to make peace...
Shebi una see wetin man dey do him fellow man. How on earth will this union work?

This is wickedness of the highest order!...Some people have wickedness in their genes!

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FUNNY OR SERIOUS

A Wife took her very ill husband to see the Doctor and after the routine check-up, the Doctor confidentially told the wife
- Give him healthy breakfast daily.
-Be pleasant and always in a good mood.
- Don't fight over s#x or deny him s#x.
-Cook tasty dinner and don't discuss your problems with him.
-Stop watching TV shows and Facebook.
-Don't demand for money or new jewels.
If you can do this for one year, your husband will be ok.*
On their way home, the Husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"*
Wife: Your survival is not possible!*



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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

''Please house help me oh, I got pregnant 7months ago and since then my clients have dropped me one after another. I got a shocker last week Friday when I was told that after this month pay my service will not be needed again. 

Note: I am not lazy,I have even been praised for giving the best, I do my job diligently and leave but I think there is something about this particular pregnancy. 

How will I survive or buy my remaining baby things, my husband's job is even the worse 4 clients in 7 month. I am depressed
Does anyone have such experience or witness this kind of thing?''

Dont worry, you will survive, God is not sleeping.

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