Awesome day!
It looks like January will run fast ooooo, its already the third day, 97 more to go..LOL... I hope you know the Joke about January being 100 days because of people getting broke from December celebrations?
Please send in your chronicles....
BV Daddy code you did not reply my email on what i asked you...
Those who travelled and have not resumed commenting, we hope and that they are OK where ever they may be..
Enjoy the rest of the day and stay out of harms way.......
I need urgent 10k..... who go dash me? LMAO!!!
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IJAYS GIST CONDITION
IJAYS GIST CONDITION
Late last year, some fraudsters devised another means of extorting money from innocent people. Actually it was a reality until some people started abusing it thereby making it worthless.
These fraudsters will put a call across to someone pretending not to know the person they're calling, then they'll tell the receiver they're calling from another state and that they have the receiver's pics in their shrine. At this point the receiver will be vibrating in fear, then they'll demand some money so that they will not carry out the plans of whoever brought the pics to them
This was going on until late last year when a lot of fraudsters started using this same format, thereby abusing some people no longer care
This was what happened to my big bro, he called me one day and was really afraid. His long time friend who relocated to another state a long time ago called him and said 'there was snake in a thatch'(hope I got it sha), he thought it was one of their usual jokes and ended the call. This friend called again and again, bro still did not believe him. To my brother, if there was actually a problem, na person wey dey another state wey them never set eyes on each other for years, go tell am?
He told bro that his friend showed him my bros pics. Someone took my bros pics to a shrine and asked the native doctor to deal with him. The native doctor seeing the pics of my bro and his friend on facebook decided to call my bro's friend who is also his friend to warn my bro ( hope it's not confusing sha, don't know how to put it again oh)
After all these narratives, bro still did not believe his friend, Naso the friend described two of bros pics and asked him to go look for them in his album. My bro flipped through his photo album and did not see those pics.
He was scared and believed this his friend to an extent because, these are new pics, never posted on social media and this friend of his has been in another state for a long time. The last time they saw was when he went for his baby's dedication. How did the said native doctor got hold of these pics. He was scared because a lot of people have complained of this Same nonsense, some went to settle as demanded, while some refused to and the results were not good at all. This was going on before the process was hijacked and abused, so no one bothers or cares if such calls comes through
And this native doctor wanted my bro to travel that far to go see him in his shrine (Chukwuaju). Told him what to buy to make some rituals and send whatever his client that took bros pic to his shrine asked him to do back to the sender . We were actually looking at it from different angles, someone went to him with pictures to execute whatever wickedness he wanted, payed and you're calling my bro to come with all sorts of native things to do back to sender?
Some said its bridge of contract, others said it was God at work, while some said it was a set up. Well just like Peter said in the Holy Book 'silver and gold I have none, but that which I have, I give unto thee'. We just went to the alter of Mercy, and pleaded for God's intervention whether it was true or not. And that was it.
These fraudsters will put a call across to someone pretending not to know the person they're calling, then they'll tell the receiver they're calling from another state and that they have the receiver's pics in their shrine. At this point the receiver will be vibrating in fear, then they'll demand some money so that they will not carry out the plans of whoever brought the pics to them
This was going on until late last year when a lot of fraudsters started using this same format, thereby abusing some people no longer care
This was what happened to my big bro, he called me one day and was really afraid. His long time friend who relocated to another state a long time ago called him and said 'there was snake in a thatch'(hope I got it sha), he thought it was one of their usual jokes and ended the call. This friend called again and again, bro still did not believe him. To my brother, if there was actually a problem, na person wey dey another state wey them never set eyes on each other for years, go tell am?
He told bro that his friend showed him my bros pics. Someone took my bros pics to a shrine and asked the native doctor to deal with him. The native doctor seeing the pics of my bro and his friend on facebook decided to call my bro's friend who is also his friend to warn my bro ( hope it's not confusing sha, don't know how to put it again oh)
After all these narratives, bro still did not believe his friend, Naso the friend described two of bros pics and asked him to go look for them in his album. My bro flipped through his photo album and did not see those pics.
He was scared and believed this his friend to an extent because, these are new pics, never posted on social media and this friend of his has been in another state for a long time. The last time they saw was when he went for his baby's dedication. How did the said native doctor got hold of these pics. He was scared because a lot of people have complained of this Same nonsense, some went to settle as demanded, while some refused to and the results were not good at all. This was going on before the process was hijacked and abused, so no one bothers or cares if such calls comes through
And this native doctor wanted my bro to travel that far to go see him in his shrine (Chukwuaju). Told him what to buy to make some rituals and send whatever his client that took bros pic to his shrine asked him to do back to the sender . We were actually looking at it from different angles, someone went to him with pictures to execute whatever wickedness he wanted, payed and you're calling my bro to come with all sorts of native things to do back to sender?
Some said its bridge of contract, others said it was God at work, while some said it was a set up. Well just like Peter said in the Holy Book 'silver and gold I have none, but that which I have, I give unto thee'. We just went to the alter of Mercy, and pleaded for God's intervention whether it was true or not. And that was it.
Another thing that happened before the incident was mum coming to me in my sleep, she told me to tell bro that some people were plotting to harm him, but that she will not let it happen, he was going to see signs. It's not the first time she's giving me messages, and anytime she comes to tell me things, it always happens (maybe that's why they call me fresh egg in my house). I've not even bothered to ask him if his friend still disturbs him about going to see his native doctor friend. These things happen sometimes, I remember I sent in a story about how one was exposed in my villa. He took someone's pic to a native doctor not knowing the native doctor is a friend to the man he wanted to harm. Native doctor took his money and still called the man to report to the village, he asked the man to gather the villagers and accused the one that took his pics there, native doctor even went and told the entire village the truth.
The evil man got enough punishment for his wickedness
Why is there even evil and wickedness in the world? Sometimes when i see Apple, i go just begin vexs... LOL
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WISDOM NUGGETS
Why is there even evil and wickedness in the world? Sometimes when i see Apple, i go just begin vexs... LOL
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WISDOM NUGGETS
from the 31st book of Proverbs.
- What are you going to leave for those coming behind you? What you know that is true, has worked for you or is working for you, find a way to leave a trail for someone else.
- In the things that you do, or your everyday way of life, speak up for the people who have no voice, speak up for justice. Speak up for the poor, even when they are seemingly the cause of their problems.
-Men who are not yet married and are still searching, here is something to look out for in a woman. A woman who is never spiteful and one who treats you generously. So check the motive for that action, was it an intentional act to cause pain? Or was it to correct you? Check.
- As a woman, a wife, a mom, a daughter, a sister and a friend, learn the art of self appreciation. Do the things you do regardless of who notices or appreciates you. Thank yourself for fulfilling destinies. Learn how to appreciate yourself the way you want others to do. Do not joke with this because this might just be the strength you’ve been looking for, but you’ve been looking for it elsewhere.
- As a woman, it is ok to be a bread winner. As a woman who is wise, you should know how to plan for yourself. Face your 2023 with a smile. Be a Proverbs 31 woman.
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2023 PRAYERS IN ISOKO
- What are you going to leave for those coming behind you? What you know that is true, has worked for you or is working for you, find a way to leave a trail for someone else.
- In the things that you do, or your everyday way of life, speak up for the people who have no voice, speak up for justice. Speak up for the poor, even when they are seemingly the cause of their problems.
-Men who are not yet married and are still searching, here is something to look out for in a woman. A woman who is never spiteful and one who treats you generously. So check the motive for that action, was it an intentional act to cause pain? Or was it to correct you? Check.
- As a woman, a wife, a mom, a daughter, a sister and a friend, learn the art of self appreciation. Do the things you do regardless of who notices or appreciates you. Thank yourself for fulfilling destinies. Learn how to appreciate yourself the way you want others to do. Do not joke with this because this might just be the strength you’ve been looking for, but you’ve been looking for it elsewhere.
- As a woman, it is ok to be a bread winner. As a woman who is wise, you should know how to plan for yourself. Face your 2023 with a smile. Be a Proverbs 31 woman.
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2023 PRAYERS IN ISOKO
This was sent to me by an Isoko person and the prayer is so powerful that i decided to share....
"IGHO " will run your errands
"EFE" will be your portion
"OMAKPOKPO" will be your friend
"UDHEDHE " will not leave your presence
"OGHOGHO will surround you
"ERHUVWU " will beautify you
"OGHENEFEJIRO" will be your song
"OGHENEKOME " will provide for you
"OGHENEOTHUKE" will fight your battles
"ELOGHENE" will light your path
"OGAGA OGHENE will strengthen you
"OGHENEKOMIRORO will give you wisdom
"OKEOGHENE " will locate you
And you will give AJIRI to our baba God for His ARUORIWO in your life.
You will partake in the EROWO
"IGHO " will run your errands
"EFE" will be your portion
"OMAKPOKPO" will be your friend
"UDHEDHE " will not leave your presence
"OGHOGHO will surround you
"ERHUVWU " will beautify you
"OGHENEFEJIRO" will be your song
"OGHENEKOME " will provide for you
"OGHENEOTHUKE" will fight your battles
"ELOGHENE" will light your path
"OGAGA OGHENE will strengthen you
"OGHENEKOMIRORO will give you wisdom
"OKEOGHENE " will locate you
And you will give AJIRI to our baba God for His ARUORIWO in your life.
You will partake in the EROWO
AMEN!!!
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Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteOn my way to work today, one dude was walking carelessly on the road. I horn taya, dis guy no shake oo. When I got close, I wound down, and wanted to tell him off, but dis guy didn't even look at me. He was just lost kind of. That's when it dawned on me, that this guy must be going through some kinda ish. Kai! May God make it easy on everyone.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon my people..#ALiSpeaks
that guy want to put you in trouble, everyone is going through something in life but do not ue your trouble to trouble and innocent person.
Delete2023 is going to present you with an opportunity that will forever change your life‼️🙌🏼-deebowman
ReplyDeleteREMEMBER SAY: NA PERSON WEY GIVE UP,FUCK UP.
AIDS IS REAL,ABSTAIN OR USE CONDOM.
SUICIDE IS NEVER AN OPTION.
Amen,I claim this with faith.
DeleteHalleluyah!
ReplyDeleteJanuary is running fast 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸
ReplyDeleteStella oya send account number sharp sharp 👍
Good afternoon everyone 🥰🥰🥰
Blessed are those who finished their salary on December, for they shall know the joy of fasting in January 😂
ReplyDeleteCopied
Good afternoon to you all💋💕💜💖💞💟😍❤💖💙
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteGood afternoon to y'all and 👋 do have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteI am surprised as to how Empress Njamah got entangled with that unrelenting blackmailer.
Nawa o!
love and noting more.
DeleteWelcome IHN 💜
ReplyDeleteGreetings everyone
Sign out meme 👍
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone ❤️❤️❤️
ReplyDeleteHolla Sweetheart 😘❤️
DeleteGood afternoon too
DeleteMay God deliver us from danger this year, amen
Good evening 💐
DeleteI’m about to start READY TO WEAR business please can you guys help me on what to put in place to ensure good patronage? It’s going to be online so I need suggestions. thank you.
ReplyDelete1) Know what you are doing,your craft and designs should appeal.
Delete2) furnish even if its that exact spot you are to make your videos,get a good camera,the eyes will eat first for most customers
3) Learn ads tragetting and retargetting from good coachs,there are lots on Instagram,use the hashtag "#ads #Marketing #Coach to navigate and check reviews before you enroll..
Ads is the "it",then learn how to close business deals when they come.
Let your customers have a reason to patronise you amongst others..
4) Save money to run ads on Facebook and Instagram as much as you can,also let your landing page be either your email or WhatsApp,so that if at any point you lose your page,you can always reach out to customers and potential ones..
5) Think like an Igbo business man,make friends with those in business already and learn a thing or two then apply it online..
6)Learn how to endure,you will meet different categories of human,answer all "necessary" questions,patience is key..
Sales is not everyday,but with time you would understand the wait is worth it,one deal can change your life with time,perseverance and determination..
Hope this helps..
Hi martins, please can you recommend an affordable android phone with great camera quality and battery. Thanks
DeleteMy friend just lost her relationship just because of a celeb she possibly won't ever meet physically. Her gallery is full of his pictures, her Tweets are full of his praises and pictures. She talks about him a lot and the guy couldn't take it anymore. I told her she deserves what her bf did to her sha, the guy did well by leaving since she ni wan get sense. Guess who she's crushing on? Mike Afolarin (Ishaya Bello)
ReplyDeleteHow's that enough reason to end the relationship? Make it make sense
Deletecrushing on someone who doesn't know you exit all in the name of what. Tell her good for her now that she is bf less. She know that valentine is coming and she is doing anyhow, who will celebrate val with her now.
DeleteTell her she is welcome to boo less club.
Imagine!!!
DeleteI wish her well.
Oh well...maybe she was doing too much with it and he might be the very jealous and insecure type. Crush on him secretly, why saving his pictures on your phone? I like him too but there are limits to everything. This is not enough reason to break up with her though
DeleteGood afternoon everyone 😊😊
ReplyDeleteIt's going to ba another beautiful football game tonight. Looking forward to it...
Interesting match up tonight,as far as my team and Arsenal win,I'm cool 😎
DeleteSis, you now support the Gunners?
Delete@paris, Arsenal fit go collect ooo,no big team have won Newcastle united this season
DeleteToday's gist is a bit confusing. I get the point of the gist sha.
ReplyDeleteAh, am I the first to comment? Wonderment! 😁😁
ReplyDeletetry harder next time.
Delete😆😆😆😆
DeleteNoo
Yeah You are 😂
DeleteMy neighbour went to the hospital to run test they told her "too much garri". So as a wise person, I stopped drinking garri and drank water instead, so I went for my own test, the result was "water don pass garri" 🙆🙆🙆
ReplyDeletewahala still dey but your result is better. Hope you will not have ulcer very soon lol.
DeleteWelcome IHN.
ReplyDeletePlease an "Isokoite" should help translate the isoko words so that we can all understand and say Amen together.
Please where can I watch Avatar The way of waters and battle of buka street for free. I have searched to download no way. I tried to watch at the cinema and they said 5k for avatar and 4 5 for buka street. Me that went with 4 people to whileaway our sorrows. How will I pay 20k just to watch movies. We kuku carry ourselves go home. But seriously I want to watch this buka street and avatar but hate watching movies in the cinema alone😥
ReplyDeletewait till the festive period is over, you may get it lesser than what it is now. You can go watch it alone to avoid spending more.
DeleteLast time i went to see a movie at the cinema i paid 4k while children paid 3k5.
Go alone then
DeleteExcept for cinema it has not yet been released for online streaming
DeleteMy kids watched avatar and black panther for 3600 and my hubby and I watched battle of buka Street for 3k each at grand cinema in Lagos on new year day. Buka Street is a very interesting movie. No dull moment rara.
DeleteSo you want to watch it for free alone?
DeleteThank you all. @castle yes at the comfort of my home. Hate being at the cinema alone. Love talking to someone while watching.
DeleteYou want to be in a cinema and be talking to someone? Make it make sense. Na una dey screech and scroch dey disturb people wey dey jejely come watch in peace.
DeleteMaybe that's why I've never visited a Nigerian cinema. I've always suspected they will take their streets antics there.
Such powerful prayers in Isoko. I say a big AMEN to the prayers.
ReplyDeleteThis weather just dey one kind. Na wa.
Amen.
DeleteWelcome IHN.
ReplyDeletePeople never really resume for office. Na the muslims for my office dey enjoy well well. Muslim holiday, them go disappear for office, Christian holiday them for still disappear for office. Eweleke.
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteMany people are resuming work tomorrow.
God thank you for the successful celebration of the birth of Jesus and the new year.
As many as resuming work tomorrow give them strength to start up the struggle of life again.
And grant as many as trusting You for job a good job in Jesus name Amen.
Enjoy the rest of your day
Amen
DeleteAMEN especially for the good job. God pls make a way for me
DeleteGod will visit you with good job as you plead with Him
DeleteI Don resume my business. This year, my God shall increase me on all sides.. I'm more than conqueror.
ReplyDeletePrayer remains my means of connecting with God and asking that my feet take me to where his Favour awaits me, amen.
Good afternoon beautiful people 💜 💕 💖.
Good Afternoon Beautiful People! I saw something on the 1st of January,I forgot to share,there is this Hotel near my house,they had a party,over 150 youths most especially girls between 15-18 most of them are still in secondary school,I went to do transaction with the POS woman close to the Hotel only to be joined by 4 guys and a young girl of about 16years,they were talking openly about how four of them slept with her and how her yansh can swallow a bottle. I was disgusted with the woman doing POS and they collected 10k a d gave the girl 3k and she took off.
ReplyDeleteI was embarrassed on her behalf.
Why were you disgusted with the woman?
DeleteWhat did the woman do?
DeleteI tire o! What is the woman's offense? Long hiss
DeleteI meant we were disgusted at the girl and the secondary school boys with her
DeletePoster, I still believe they were trying to scam ur brother. Na the exact format abeg.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon
ReplyDeleteWelcome IHN
Everywhere is so dry in this abuja, we have resumed work today fully oh. If you are still on leave that means you are enjoying your 2023 annual leave cos no one is allowed to extend their leave more than Dec 31st.
ReplyDeleteThat Ijays gist no one can call me to tell me that story that they have my picture at a native doctor and ask me to send money. Once you bring any gist that have to do with me sending you money, just forget is cos i will never respond to you again. Your brother was encouraging that his frined when he refused to block him with the yeye story.
January that is 100 days will soon come and an end, people will be surprised how the long-awaited days is over.
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteThe prayer in isoko is a very nice one.
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteWelcome ihn. My Lagos bvs please where can I get good and affordable designer perfume in bulk ?
ReplyDeleteMake una help my life, I want to start a side hustle.
Tradefair international market..
DeleteWhen you stop under the bridge;tell the bike to take you to the perfume section;or you tell them to stop you at "Balogun main gate" then you enter and ask for perfume section,it's a minute walk..
Navigate around,lots of wholesale dealers for perfume,bodyspray,perfume oils and all...
Hope this helps..
@MARTINS
Designer perfume like Givenchy, Tom Ford, Cavalli etc? Just order on line.
DeleteDont go and buy those mass produced coloured water mixed with essential oil and alcohol they are selling o. Fake yakpa.
I think I'll go there and buy some too. Thanks
Delete15:00, read it again, she wants to resell. How much will she sell them if she orders online?🤔
Delete15:34 so na inside market she wan buy designer? Issokay. Do you mehn.
DeleteThanks so much fam. @Martins you a darling.
DeleteMake una no fight abeg. Na sell I want sell. Also I won't sell only popular designers perfume only. Even those that are not popular but nice will be sold.
DeleteThanks for all the suggestion.
GOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY
ReplyDeleteIJ your brother should be careful.
Pls tell him to be prayerful because that's the key
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteSome of us did not even get any holiday except two days day( 25th and 1st Jan)
You meet Nigerian man who says he doesn't want sex before marriage.
ReplyDeleteNigerian men that are so sec starved they even sleep with dead bodies and sexually abuse babies and cant be leftalone for 2.5 seconds with underage female house helps?
Your mind no tell you something dey off?
FOR FIVE GOOD YEARS??? Mr Man no touch you?? No even attempt to touch, no temptation to touch, bo tempted to touch???
Your mind no tell you something dey off?
I think Nigerian women need to leave this naivety in the loo, den no dey use gentility with Nigerian man, dey will just use you for whatever purposes they want and dump you like semo wrapper.
Amen to the prayers.
ReplyDelete@IsokoMan
Hello peeps! My birthday is close by....just thinking on how to celebrate it.
ReplyDeleteThanks to all that gave suggestions on what to share as souvenirs in appreciation for my customers' patronage for last year. It turns out that alot did not appreciate it. I bought a fancy stainless water bottle at a unit price of 2500.
Well, I have done accordingly last year but this year oooo..I will not give a dime to any customer.
Water bottle was actually not ok for them except if they were students or pupils in a school. There were other better suggestions on that post.
DeleteI hear you anonymous 15.39. It's not a must to give a token as appreciation in this hard times.
DeleteWater bottle is very okay for adults
DeleteDrink water save your life
The water bottle souvenir is very ok
DeleteThe prayer we fire today for school no be small thing . Indeed we have every reason to thank God. None was Missing when the head count of staffs was done. Plenty plenty Testimony .
ReplyDeleteTomorrow we continue with seminar and training. Na so!!
Cheers as the progresses 🤞
Staff*
DeleteYou have resumed already
DeletePrivate schools God will have mercy on the owners, the way the stress their teachers
Abeg it should run fast. 😊
ReplyDeleteI want to write ielts. Please how do I start? Payment and co. Where do I choose center as there's none in my area
ReplyDeleteBritish council
DeleteGood afternoon Jewelu and Bvs.
ReplyDeleteGoodafternoon BVs.
ReplyDeleteAmen to the Prayer
🌹IRONY OF LIFE🌹
ReplyDeleteOnce a long time ago in a village, a farmer was taking three donkeys for sale at the animal market. It was a hot summer day, and as he herded the donkeys along, he felt the need to cool his body which was drenched in sweat.
Before long, he saw a river and decided to take a dip. Unfortunately, he only had two ropes with which he wanted to tie the three donkeys to a tree. He looked around wondering how to tie the third donkey without a rope. As he looked around, not far from him was an old man. He called out to the old man to ask him if had a rope which he could use to tie the third donkey. The old man replied that he did not have a rope, but he could offer the man advice on how to secure the third donkey without a rope.
He said to the farmer, ‘Let the third donkey see you tying the other two donkeys to the tree and then pretend to tie the third donkey to the tree also. The farmer then did exactly as he was told by the old man and went off to take the dip in the river.
Upon returning from his dip in the river, the farmer observed the donkeys standing in the same position as he left them. As he untied the two donkeys with real ropes, he thanked the old man who had advised him, before tapping the third donkey to move along with the now free two donkeys.
After moving ahead a few meters, he was surprised to see that the third donkey was still standing still at the same spot where he had pretended to tie it to the tree. He came back and pushed and shoved the third donkey to move but to no avail! The farmer called out to the old man to assist him, after all he was the one who had caused the donkey to misbehave due to the advice, he earlier gave him on tying the donkey without a rope.
The old man asked the farmer, ‘Have you untied the third donkey’s rope?’ To which the farmer replied, ‘I have not untied it.’ The old man replied shaking his head, ‘what’s wrong with you?!’ “You know the donkey is not tied but does the donkey know it is not tied?’. Sure enough, when the farmer went back and pretended to untie the third donkey, the donkey moved along and joined the two donkeys ahead of it!
Lessons✍️✍️
1. Due to our upbringing, our environment, and our experiences, we are all tied by too many imaginary ropes and invisible shackles which are non-existent but are only in our minds. We have imposed limitations on our minds which we alone can overcome by breaking the shackles which hold us back.
2. We should not allow mental blocks to control us; we need to control our fears and turn them into building blocks to success
3. Nothing is impossible when you have a goal or a dream to fulfill. If it is in your heart and you allow yourself to feel it, then nothing will stop you.
Nice one
DeleteNigerian artiste will go abroad, any small deviation from time, they makes sure they apologise profusely and play vigourously till the very end.
ReplyDeleteHere, show suppose start 9pm, Nigerian artiste will stroll in 3:37am. Lift microphone angrily as if dem wake am and he was forcedto be there, he go abuse you, abuse your mama, abuse your papa, then lip sync to track 9 streamed by his DJ then leave. O ti lo.
It is you, yes you, that has the money, time and energy to go and watch artiste pantomiming to his song that does not have sense.
Nver seen a Nigerian artiste apologize abroad
Delete16:41 Rich kid.
DeleteSo you've attended all their concerts, across all the countries abroad?
Rich kid.
Happy new year 🎉 peeps, happy new month folk
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon beautiful people of God.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteThis cold is much abeg
Ijay this your gist fear me o
ReplyDeleteGood evening IHN ☺️☺️💓
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