Monday In House News..

 Hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone doing? hope your day is going on well? Please i have a question... What exactly is the meaning of Sapa?

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD.

It is a few weeks to Christmas, at last I can bring out the Christmas decorations and all. Hopefully they will survive till Christmas day before being pulled down by my little assistants.

I haven’t made up my mind on Christmas gifts yet, I can’t seem to choose between toy excavators or dump trucks. My sons are crazy over large vehicles.

So the way things are going there will be a lot of last minute shopping for me, also my second boy’s birthday is on the 24th of December, my cute Christmas baby.
I am excited, too excited about this Christmas. I am thinking of just throwing a small party on the 24th and sleep in and rest with the whole family on Christmas day itself.

I have not made any concrete plans yet and for someone who likes planning way ahead. I am trying to keep calm.
Christmas / birthday menu is another thing too. I didn’t do our usual Christmas rice tradition last year but might do that this year.

The price of things this season and the current fuel scarcity is making me give my budget side eyes but God has us big time.

Enough of my Christmas ramblings, let me think less and act fast because the nearer we get to Christmas the costlier things get.

They have started all those toy adverts on TV that used to make me put my hands on my head...LOL.

My Bambinos are big boys now and dont even bother looking at the adverts but the problem now is that they look at things way more expensive than what used to make my heart skip...I have been avoiding the usual talk about Xmas gifts.. It is planned for this week... They want to have a talk with me on what they want and what we can can afford for them....My Hubby always looks at me during this meetings with side eyes....

Hehehehehehehehehhe enjoy abeg, motherhood stress never ends, nah baby stage you dey so..

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PINKYS CORNER

I have a friend who is stupid and has claimed to be stupid. He is just too lazy and wants good things in life.

I got to his house yesterday which was Sunday to thank him for honoring my parara invitation towards the achievement of my aproko partner's birthday . It was around 10am because I didn't attend church service, only wify went to church. 

On getting to his house, I met him sitting on the couch playing with his 8months daughter(Primogeniture).

I was with him for like an hour discussing about life and some other things suddenly the pretty innocent daughter started crying(Note: have asked after the mother but baba lied to me that, she went to buy something which I said ok). So, when the baby began to cry so loud and it looked like she was not going to stop anytime soon, I carried her and we went outside, I began to sing for her and tried doing our mother's method(pa se), this continued for more than 45mins then she slept off, during this process, the stupid father was looking at me smiling.

I ended up spending close to 3hours there and went home because wify would soon be back from church. Fortunately, I met her at home and explained where I went to and asked her to go say thank you to that same friend and his wife luckily no house fellowship because it's first Sunday. Around 4pm, we both left home to see other people in order to say thank you, could you believe that, we got to this guy's house around 6-7pm and the wife is not yet back, he was backing the baby and trying to pet her. I was confused I swear.

Not long, the wife came in carrying a sack bag filled with clothes(They call them clearance , for those who knows about clothes). I challenged her after about me not seeing her in the morning when I came and why she had to leave her daughter for such hours, hmmmmmmm, my people, I hear matter wey almost make me cry oooo, I never believed she can say those things in presence of her husband and was also crying.

She said, she took two big bags of those clothes to OJo market to sell then and she made enough sales. She said "I came about that idea so that we can have money for feeding and also add to business, I sat my hubby down to tell him and advised him to go every Sunday since she is a nursing mother but he said, he can't do such nasty things, that it's an embarrassment to him and she dropped the girl, since he can't work, he should be able to take care of the girl..I was thinking that was the first time she went but my people, she said, that is how she has been going every Sunday leaving the girl at home and the most annoying part is, he will now have the guts to call her by 6pm when he knows it's time for her to start coming to buy fish, egusi and other things with money he didn't suffer for.

The lady said a lot and I couldn't even say anything, I was dumb founded, this my guy can dress for Africa, he only knows how to look good but very lazy and corny. My people, (both gender) please, be Watchful before saying yes to anyone oooo, I'm not a marriage councilor and don't forget that marriage doesn't have a manual, you create your own formula but your formula will only work if you are not completely finished by choosing the wrong partner.

It's a pity
we move

You are correct!

But wait oh, why do you need to be doing house visits to say thank you to people who attended your wifes birthday? Is an SMS message not enough? My dear na amebo carry you go abeg!

We move!

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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

''So i have been reading posts and comments of bvs begging their exes for money and getting tangible sum. As sapa wants to finish us in the house, I said let me do like bvs. I searched my phone and chatted one of my former s#x mate up. He is married too. This man was very happy to hear from me as I don't talk to them again after marriage. I lamented my predicament to him, he sent me 3k, as in 3000. I thanked him and prayed for him

The 3000 went a long way at that moment. I was actually expecting something tangible like 20k at least or even 10k but well, it is well. We move...

 Two days later, oga called me in the morning, saying he wants to check on me, how am I doing? He asked me to explain what I do precisely. I was happy, I gleefully explained and how I needed business support. Oga said God will help me. Nothing . It is still well

 Another two days passed, oga called again at night and said he wanted to greet me. He asked how many hours journey is my location to his own. Hian!

 In my spirit I was angry very angry. Which kain head be my own? Others are getting 1million, 100k, 20k from their exes, my own na 3k and he no still let me rest. God why...

Devil has pushed me to what will make me and hubby to fight a big fight abi what is all these unwarranted calls? Does this hunku think I will cheat on hubby because he is poor now? A good man that catered for us without cheating or misbehaving when he had money? He must be mad. 

I decided to block him after our conversation. The next morning, he called with another line, I picked unknowingly and he asked why I blocked him. Thank God hubby was not around. 

My people, I asked him for his account number, he asked why, I told him I want to return his 3k that he is disturbing my marriage with his incessant calls. Oga ended the call. 

He has not sent his account details and he has not called again for four days now. I am determined to beg all my relatives for 500 each including my poor mum. I know I will get that 3k and I will send it back to him. Let him sha send his account details first. SDK Bvs, I will not copy you people again. Lai Lai.

Na wah...small small oh please!

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MEMO TO CHRONICLE POSTER ON CRUSHING ON OLDER MEN

 To the chronicle poster who has crush on older men, I have a few things to tell you and I hope you see it. 

It’s good you actually brought this here to learn from others experience. I have first hand experience of that and I tell you, it almost never ends well. I used to crush on older men and I still do, though, in a different way. And just like most BVs rightly said, daddy issues. 

Yes! I had daddy issues (story for another day) and I was busy looking for ‘what I didn’t lose’ so to say in other people. I fell into a trap of a man who realized my weakness, though I didn’t know he was married at the initial stage.

 He drugged and deflowered me cos he knows I wasn’t about sleeping with him. I was young, naive and innocent. This man controlled me like a remote for a certain period of my life to the extent that I knew what I was doing but don’t know what was doing me. 

It wasn’t about his money cos at the beginning he told me that what endeared me to him was the fact that I don’t take his money offering and I don’t request either. But when he knew my family, he started sending them money. 

When I feel like I’m getting hold of myself and want out, he would contact my family and tell them that I’m misbehaving and my people will call to advise me cos they trust the man. He looked too responsible to lie, so they believed. 

I later found out he was married and a whole lot of other lies he told me. In fact, he preys on young people and has damaged a lot of them. He comes of as innocent, with his looks, how he goes to church (he looks like prayer sef) and the way he talks but you’ll completely despise him once you get to know the devil he is. 

mind you, it’s not like I jumped into him. We started off as friends and he started advising me as a mentor. I told him everything about me and became so vulnerable to him. 

He was about 27 years older than I am and he told me he was not married yet. I was naïve and he came off so innocent so I had no reason to doubt him. I later learnt that he sleeps with his maid (she was barely 16) and she has had abortion for him, his secretary, who was telling him then that she was tired of aborting for him, one of his workers who was getting married then and wanted to stop anything with him but he kept threatening her (I also learnt that he travelled all the way to the state where the wedding would take place and slept with the lady on her wedding night). 

He doesn’t like using protection, his wife is so scared of him and their marriage is like a boss and staff kinda relationship. He has a host of other ladies (especially younger ones) he sleeps with without protection in different states. I picked the courage and accosted him and he unleashed his devilish tendencies. I didn’t know he made a video of my nakedness the day he got me drugged. I cried on seeing it and left him. 

I’m tempted to mention his name and company cos some people might know him but I’ll hold myself. I thank God for delivering me from his hand and him not getting me pregnant in that act cos I don’t think I would have survived it with the fragile emotion I had then. Beware of how you crush on older men.

Evil man!! what did he do with the video he made of you? How did you free yourself from him?

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 BREAKING!!!

A man living in Enugu met a girl called AMAKA on Facebook Group and they started chatting and dating online.

Though they haven't met themselves, he sends her money and Airtime regularly for about two months.

One day they agreed to meet and she sent him an address and location in Lokoja for them to meet and spend the weekend together.

Mr. Man was excited, he lied to his wife that he was going to Lokoja for an important official assignment for two days.

Wife simply said: "Honey, please don't stress yourself with this journey, I am AMAKA"😂😂😂!

The Man has been confused since morning he is still holding his traveling bag-oo

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