WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 I dey salute!

IN HOUSE MEMO

I dey salute oh.....

I was out for Bambino runs until 9pm last night so i caught small cold and have been kinda sleep a lot cos of the medication...excuse me gbagaun please (hehehehhehe thats a new one. excuse me gbagaun).

I dont really like this Winter period because by 4pm every where is pitch dark and feels lie midnight and this cold is coming in sharp sharp and makes me kinda wish for small hot sun....lol

Na God dey bless person no be man..

BVs in America, did you vote in the election that held in the last days? 

Enjoy the rest of the day..... I am soon on my way to KFC to check something for you..hehehehehhehehehe

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

Saw my csection scar recently and I noticed it had faded to a very thin line. I was surprised and pleased.

Surprised because my Csection scar got infected. It was healing well at the hospital, I was discharged and after some days I noticed that blood and pus was seeping out from a part of the scar and it was swollen.

I Called a few friends who had similar experiences and they all suggested the same thing, as usual I went online and their suggestion was the first thing one was advised not to do to a Csection site.

I went back to the hospital and they scraped the site which was very painful, I was given medications and told it would heal up but might leave an ugly scar.

I learnt at the hospital that you can do everything right and still have a break down of a Csection site as a result of stress.

At any sign of an infected Csection scar, the best thing is to go to the hospital. Seeking other alternatives might cause more harm than good.

Delay can cause so many complications and it can be fatal.

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PINKYS CORNER

This write up would have been more interesting if written in Yoruba language but not all can read write ups in Yoruba, all the same, will try my best to make you comprehend this.

On Sunday, when coming back from mum's place, I got into a bus going to Ibadan from Abeokuta. The driver was a bit old and also an uneducated Illiterate (don't get me wrong, we also have educated illiterates, if you know you know). 

We started the journey and after about 30mins I decided to have a Convo with the driver and we started with Nigeria political issues (NOTE: baba no hear English oooo).

Then we moved down to the issue of scarcity of money and he replied saying "Owo WA nbi to wa"(there is money regardless the fact that some of us are complaining), then he began to narrate about where he went to three days ago.(I was sitting at the front with a young lady who was claiming slay nonsense and decided not to even smile to all the funny talks).

The driver said, he took some Guys(system boys) to a party three(3) days ago , he said his car was only used to iced drinks and he drove it to the venue, when he was explaining to me, I knew he didn't even attend primary school let alone moving with knowledgeable people. He said those guys were just spraying money and funny thing is, they didn't get to the party with any cash.

 I asked him, then how did they get the ones they are spraying,   he said one girl brought ATM machine that vomits money into the party(at this point, the lady beside me burst into laughter). I knew what he was trying to say but I pretended and asked further questions about the machine he was talking about, he then described to me using his car tape as an example . 

Then, he proceeded saying, they gave him a lot of money and one funny thing is, those guys were using expensive drinks they iced in his car to wash hand then I asked him "drinks like"?.. baba replied saying "awon omo yen ti ya wayre, won Fi ELOSIN fi fowo", it took me about 2mins before I could understand what baba was saying and also the lady beside me couldn't stop laughing (ELOSIN ke? then I realized baba was trying to say HENNESSY) you need to see the way I mistakenly spill the water in my mouth out when I was about to laugh. Baba Yi o ni pa Yan.

Convo lasted for over 40mins then I asked him how much those guys gave him, he said 80k, I asked if it was a good bargain and he said yes , explaining to me that, if he is to make such amount by taking passengers to Ibadan and back to Abeokuta, he would have to go ten times to make such amount which is not possible due to the condition of the road and also it would have been so stressful for him. I asked if he has children in school or not?

 He said, he was thinking of how to get 200k to balance up for their school fees but that money they paid him and the once he has at home had given him assurance for that payment and he is planning to enjoy himself once he drops us because he can't kill himself.

 The man made my journey worthwhile.

we move 

I can imagine how funny he is.....people like that makes one laugh all day, I used to have one near my Office in Ogba back then, i stopped by at his vulcanizer shed for laughter.......




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IJAYS CORNER

. There this one big man in one of the places I go for my hustle. Very jovial and relates with everyone. We just dey do our work jejely when we heard sounds from his office. Shou, this man so, when people have issues in the workplace, na him office dem dey carry the matter go settle.

Small time we started hearing, id*ot, f*ck you, snatcher. Who come dey snatch again? Shey his wife came to his office ni?

Small time we saw a lady dragging a smaller babe, and was speaking big big English while the babe said nothing and was trying to get off her grip. She pull her wig commot. Chai, shame catch the small girl eh

Una no go believe sey the person wey create scene na the man mistress. This man is married with grown up kids and was dating one Aunty in the workplace.

This mistress dey monitor the man like sey na her property, the man sef better shame catch am as small crowd gather. Mistress catch side chick, Wahalur in Ruth Kadiri's voice

Someone of that calibre wey people dey respect, na him crowd gather for. Already his mistress na happening woman wey no dey gree, nwanyi na aga aga special.

People even do cho cho cho sey the mistress pursue her husband commot for house.
Imagine mistress dey give side chick wahala, wetin wifey go come do bikonu

Chei this life no balance at all..... Are they both not side chics? which is Mistress and side chic again?

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ENTERTAINING

-5 ants + 5 ants = tenants.
-Bringing ant from another country into your country = important.
-Ant wey go school - Brilliant.
-Ant wey find job na Applicant.
-Ant wey dey spy na Informant.
-Ant wey never mature na infant.
-Ant wey get gun - militant
-Ant wey fat - abundant
-Ant wey dey sing - significant
-Ant wey wan relocate - immigrant
-Place wey ant dey chop - restaurant
-Ant wey dey military - lieutenant
-Ant wey dey count money - accountant
-Ant wey do surgery - transplant
-The oga kpatakpata of all the ants - commandant.

#COPIED

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