Hailings......
How the go dey go?
Hmmmm i caught cold again and a bit under the weather....This time i could have prevented it but instead stood in a cold place watching that Turkish engagement party i talked about on Monday....Not sick, just runny nose and coughing small and small headache.....
We move!
I saw a story that ended with copied inside todays in house news and i will be posting it sometime soon as a chronicle because it is very Interesting, it only ends with one question.... na wah oooooo
Enjoy the rest of the day and stop complaining about heat if you live in a warm clime.... You no know wetin God do for you!
Some older people who cannot stand the cold return to Naija until the winter is over. My friends mum has left for naija and wont be back until April...
Anyway, make una take am easy and let me be sipping this tea and reading comments...
*atchoooooo*
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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD
My boys have started fighting. I mean physical fights. Right before my eyes they started hitting each other and before I could say Jack they were doing a slam dunk just like in wrestling matches.
My boys have started fighting. I mean physical fights. Right before my eyes they started hitting each other and before I could say Jack they were doing a slam dunk just like in wrestling matches.
I sincerely don’t know where they learnt all this from. I separate them and tell them why it’s is bad to hit each other but any slight disagreement they are at it again.
I am really clueless about this, trying to read up on it but a lot of books claims it’s normal for boys.
The last time the elder one was sitting on the younger one while pulling is legs , I separated them and while trying to lecture them, the younger one ran towards his brother and head butted him.
The two of them held their heads screaming. I had to beg them both and insist they say sorry to each other and hug it out. They were fighting over playing on the same chair.
The last time it was over watching different cartoon stations.
They are always chasing each other around and behaving like Tom and Jerry. They have moments they play together but it usually ends in arguments.
This is a new phase for me, raising kids takes a lot of wisdom.
Fighting and headbutting each other..NO NO NO!!!!..... This did not happen with my boys at all... You need to find out the root of this behaviour and cut it off....it is not really nice....They can head butt and end up with broken heads that might affect their brains.... Please stop them before it becomes a normal behaviour to them
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IJAYS GIST CORNER
Just yesterday wey I sey make I stay house rest small from hustling as body no be firewood, my ear full. All these dey happen for we yard and I didn't know. The gist plenty, but I go share small
I saw one of my neighbor's wife with plenty burns on her legs and some cowries were tied round the legs, it wasn't a good sight at all. I asked what happened and she said them do her 'ocha ore', don't know the name in English oh, forgive my local girl life. The injuries were already affecting the other leg, I couldn't look at it.
She said I'm even seeing it late, it's better than before. At first she couldn't walk, her husband carried her around. Na him she tell me sey, dem pour the jazz for where she dey stay bath her kids and her veranda, at the particular spot she sits. Two places gbo?
She was pregnant, I didn't see her protruding tummy, I used to yab her with her tummy oh. I asked what happened to her pregnancy, and she said she doesn't know, 'they took it'. Hey, I really felt pity for her.
This ocha ore thing happened to my big sis when she birthed her first baby and came to us for omugwo in the villa, my parents were quick to notice and treat it. She lived with the scars for a long time. She was always wearing long clothes that covered her legs. But this one wey I see yesterday eh, e bad, like very bad.
She was saying how she's spending much treating a disease that costs just #30. I heard that disease costs #50, dem don dey give discounts ni, they've reduced it to #30?. God please help your children biko. If you're in this part of the world, pls pray before you open your door every morning. Pray well oh
Even in your business or working place, pray.
Na wah
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She said I'm even seeing it late, it's better than before. At first she couldn't walk, her husband carried her around. Na him she tell me sey, dem pour the jazz for where she dey stay bath her kids and her veranda, at the particular spot she sits. Two places gbo?
She was pregnant, I didn't see her protruding tummy, I used to yab her with her tummy oh. I asked what happened to her pregnancy, and she said she doesn't know, 'they took it'. Hey, I really felt pity for her.
This ocha ore thing happened to my big sis when she birthed her first baby and came to us for omugwo in the villa, my parents were quick to notice and treat it. She lived with the scars for a long time. She was always wearing long clothes that covered her legs. But this one wey I see yesterday eh, e bad, like very bad.
She was saying how she's spending much treating a disease that costs just #30. I heard that disease costs #50, dem don dey give discounts ni, they've reduced it to #30?. God please help your children biko. If you're in this part of the world, pls pray before you open your door every morning. Pray well oh
Even in your business or working place, pray.
Na wah
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DeleteQuick recovery Jeweluchi Stella
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ReplyDeleteWhat is ocha ore???. I hope it’s not shingles you people are packaging as jazz?
DeleteIs it Elephantitis? @ijays gist corner.
DeletePele @Jeweluchi
DeleteHappy birthday @Blacky
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ReplyDeleteMy own prayer now is, dear Lord, no matter how difficult things are, help me find solutions to problems, so that I will useful, relevant and financially stable. 🙏
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DeleteThat's it bro. Good afternoon.
Deleteyes ooo. so true. Amen to the prayers. God help us please.
DeleteSo sorry for the flue Stellz. Get well quick.
God heal the Ocha Ore neighbour. Thats a deadly disease. Only igbos will understand how deadly it is. The handiwork of witches and wizards. las las, villa is full of evil abeg
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DeleteI claim it this December o.
DeleteDivine Health Confessions!!
ReplyDeleteI walk in the reality of my divine life in Christ. Daily, I enjoy good health, strength, and vitality as the righteousness of God is manifested in and through me. Everything about my life proves the veracity of the life of Christ in me.
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ReplyDeleteME: 2Kings 21:13 says
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DeleteGood afternoon to y'all on here.
ReplyDeleteWhich would you rather between shawarma and pizza?
I have had the two and preferred shawarma most especially with chilled coke(coca-cola).
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DeleteShawarma any day
DeleteNone of the above bro, not for me.
DeleteIt's pizza for me.
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DeleteNone for me, i dont like them biko and i still wonder at the hype about them.
DeleteGood afternoon blogfams❤💙😍💞💜💖💟
ReplyDeleteHolla right back at you Paris dearie💚💕💋❤💙💞💜💖💟 saw your shout out on IHN yesterday
Bv TBLACK it is well God is in control💋😍💕💚💜💖💟💙❤
Bv Osundi hope you are doing fine💚💕💋❤💙💞💜💖💟😍
Bv Morayo how is your mums health hope she is better now?💞💋💕💚💜💖💟💙❤
Bv Zaram yessoo wakeup no dulling it 💋😍💕💚💜💖💟💙❤💞
One and only SDK BLOG BOO good afternoon how is your work and family?💋😍💕💚💜💖💟💙💙❤💞
#WCW
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Both are good. It's not easy to be a family man.😜
DeleteGood afternoon 🤗
Lily dear, my mum is much better. We're still believing God to complete what He has started. Much love sis.
DeleteGreetings darling 😘💕 enjoy the rest of your day 🤗
DeleteHi dear LilyAngel 😘 I'm doing fine. Good afternoon to you 💞
DeleteGood afternoon beautiful Paris ❣️❣️
DeleteSorry I have not been able to reply,I have been passing one or two things for few days. But I'm better now 😊😊😊
Trust in the Lord
ReplyDeleteWhen your prayers don’t seem to be answered, you may be tempted to stop trusting the Lord and start chasing other ‘gods’.
Remain totally dependent on God and look for him to vindicate you. When things aren’t working out as you wish, be patient. Stop trying to move ahead of God. His timing is perfect. Trust him.
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Good afternoon SBB
DeletePerfectly said, bro. Good afternoon.
DeleteNa God get ultimate power. Imagine today's news where a native doctor who gives protective charms to people being caught by security men. Why the man no use his power to turn to sand😀😀😀
DeleteA very good afternoon to you SBB.
DeleteNice one. God no go shame us.
DeleteGood afternoon Jewelu and Bvs,sorry about the cold,Jewelu.
ReplyDeleteFine afternoon sis.
DeleteMorayo how u take no say na sis and not bro🙄🙄
DeleteAnnoy,Morayo is very right
DeleteWelcome IHN 🧡
ReplyDeleteGreetings everyone
Sorry about the cold Stella
Greetings Espe.
DeleteWhite Man Directions vs Nigerian Man Directions 😩✊😂
ReplyDeleteWhite Man
Me: Hello, please I’m going to St. Allen at New Gate. Kindly help me with the directions.
George Smith: Okay, head down this road for about 5km, then take a right turn at Moore Junction. Navigate for like 5 minutes, then turn to your left, you’ll see New Gate’s sign post. Drive in and head straight down for like 2 minutes; by your left will be St. Allen. Be safe!
Me: Thank you!!!.
Nigerian Man
Me: Bros, abeg I dey find road wey go Cleveland hotel.
Maraji: First first how much you wan pay?
Me: I no hold money, help me abeg.
Maraji: All this kind broke people sef….; just waka follow the road wey dey behind where dem dey sell bread. Wen you don waka tire small, turn right and cross that big gutter wey dey beside one yellow tank. Waka small, den you go see one woman wey dey sell akara. Tell her say na that ashawo hotel you dey go, she go direct you.
Me: Thank you! (deep breath)
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DeleteShowers of blessing 🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️
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Hello sis. Good afternoon.
DeleteHolla Boo 😘💕 yes oh, it's about ti rain 🌧️🌧️💃
DeleteHappy birthday @Blackie🥳🎊🥂🎈🎉 God bless and prosper your new age 🙌 have a blast 🥂🥳 lots of love bro 💙💙
So you people are still seeing rain,here rain left like since October o.
DeleteThank you Paris ❣️❣️
DeleteHello everyone 😘. IHN don land like Land Rover.
ReplyDeleteJos shopper, Zaram & Big Mama, thank you all for checking up on my sweet mother on SP this morning. She's much better than last week.
@Black slimzy, fabulous birthday to you. May God perfect all that concerns you.
Stella, I wish you speedy recovery from that cold.
Y'all enjoy the rest of the day ♥️
Mo darling 🥰 good afternoon
DeletePraise God
DeleteThank you 💕
DeleteThank God For Mum's health, Totoal healing in Jesus Mighty name 🙏
DeleteGood afternoon 🌞
ReplyDeleteFuel scarcity ooo
May God have mercy on us
Tfare has tripled
No light
No food
Abeg, can I japa with the 2k in my aza before e finish 😭
Hajia, e go beta. But if you wan japa, abeg no forget your sister for Naija oo😆
DeleteLol,.
ReplyDeleteWhere's that anon that has been attacking herself on all my comments recently 😂.. e dey do like babe wey want me and I no follow up, e come dey bitter😂😂.. instead make e loyal tender her request and maybe I go consider am bless am with my swwt D!..
Anyway read the sign out post to understand why I have been IGNORING you.. too much INTELLIGENCE on me Fam😌😉
Big Stellz Pele🤗, shey you go come naija for awhile make me self come Germany until winter season ends 🙁🤔
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DeleteGood day Dante. How are you doing?
DeleteBoss where's LOML @BBM 🤗🤭 I miss you tutti 💙💙
Delete🤣🤣 chai Dante okwu n'uka.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone 😍😍
ReplyDeleteI have one small advise for parents and parents to be today.
ReplyDeleteWhether u are poor, average or rich, if you haven’t created an account for ur child today, pls go and do so. Imagine how much that ur 1k, 2k, 5k, 10k monthly would have amounted to when the child is about to go to university (the most expensive phase of schooling). It may be difficult but try and commit to this, no matter how little.
Save urself of too much financial burden in the future.
I will look into it next year
DeleteSo help me God 👍
Thank you for reminding us, God bless you 🙏
Very important. My 14 years nephew is worth millions of naira that can get a house and a car. The parent started the month he was born
DeleteThanks for the advice, Eka. I opened bank account for my 3 kids & every month, I try as much as possible to put something there for them.
DeleteThis was exactly what we did. Same month Alex was born, we opened an account where we pay in money monthly towards her college funds (my pikin must not use student loan start her adult life). I’m impressed on the amount we’ve raised less than 2 years after.
DeleteGood advice Eka.
DeleteI totally enjoy reading all your gists Ijeoma PH
ReplyDeleteThank you. Get well soon Stella
Delete@Motherhood, I don't know if it's an inborn thing with boys but my son is also displaying aggression towards his elder sister. At just a year,he already struggles with her for toys and I have to keep begging her not to smack him. My neighbour advised me to allow her hit sometimes so that he will understand that she is older. Truly,training boys and girls differs oo. My daughter no give me this kind headache.
ReplyDelete@Ij's gist,do you mean 30k or N30? Please don't tell me someone actually collects N30 to prepare evil for a client?😳
I cannot wait to born baby girl when no go give me headache🤦
DeleteWhen he's not destroying everything, he's running temperature. I went to his school to beg his teacher to help me reduce the rough play the other kids play with him, as he's among the youngest there(who sent me?🤦🤦)... Because I don tire na😭😭... The teacher said my son is the ring leader. That from when we drop him till closing, he hardly stays in one place. Abi the other parents should coman beg me🤦
Na so I carry myself go house jeje, put am for prayers 🤦.
My 2nd pikin just gats dey stressless abeg. Dem nor dey go through this kyn thing twice
😂😂😂😂fidel oooo, abeg allow 'ring leader to enjoy himself
Delete🤣🤣🤣 mummy Andre.
DeleteFidel, I swear you are a clown. Na you your pikin resemble. Ring leader bawo? 🤣🤣🤣
DeleteFidel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThe signout note is the truth. Good afternoon everyone on here
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon to all the beautiful people on here.
ReplyDeleteParis hi
Holla Sweetheart 😘❤️ how's your day going? Be good 🤗
DeleteThe person that came up with the idea that water is tasteless never drank cold water under this our Nigerian sun🥲
ReplyDeleteThat water hits differently.
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DeleteMotherhood will make you have your gallery full of a thousand photos of your kids including blurry ones and only few of yours.🤣😅
ReplyDeleteDon't tolerate physical fights before they wound each other.If they keep fighting, you can do Toolz method of them wearing one big T-shirt to one hand to each person.They must learn to tolerate and love each other. Motherhood no be beans oo.
Greetings lovely people..
ReplyDeleteHello sweetie 🤗
DeleteIn Ondo State, you can be single for 3 years and still have s*x everyday, free of charge.
ReplyDeleteThat's how united they are over there.
😁 Not my handwriting ooo 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Sorry about the cold Stella
ReplyDeleteYou never know how 2023 go be, you dey go drink slimming tea ☕️
ReplyDeleteIssoryte 🥴
2023 will favor us in Jesus name 🙏🙏🙏
DeleteOrdinary go and cover the pot of soup, five pomo and three meat don miss.
ReplyDeleteBiola what did I do to you? 😨
My dear punish her with meat. Those days if we have a new person in the house. My mother will so feed you that you will even hate food and will not imagine stealing food. If you can, make sure she eats enough meat especially those strong meat. She will chew it, get tired and either swallow it or throw it away. She will hate meat and bye bye to stealing.
DeleteChai Zaram you just reminded me of my granny😃 that woman can punish with food. Na her place I see where eating is a punishment. Just go outside and do long throat, she'll prepare heavy bowl of akpu and give you to eat,u must finish it o😃 you'll see person eating and crying "nma erijuolem o,afo ejulam o"😄😄
DeleteZaram in this buhari time?? Na cane she go chop
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DeleteOsundi
Zaram 😂😂😂 but it's a random Facebook joke sha
DeleteGood afternoon beautiful of God, Stella sorry about the cold. I give thanks to God for everything in my life.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone living this hamattan weather, so cool 😎
ReplyDeleteStella pele about having cold.
ReplyDeleteMotherhood I think that fighting thing has to do with children that are born close to each other. I mean next to each other, I remember during our time we used to fight but not to break head or head butt each other.
The will out grow that fighting with time.
ocha ore is a killer disease, it kills so fast if not noticed on time. Wishing quick recovery.
Hello ihn 😘
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone and how's your day going.
Jewelu star woman,sorry for the cold,here we have a little harmattan with plenty sunshine.
Ij baby with the saucy gist,you see this ocha ore thing,it happened to a family member some yrs back,it was only God that helped her. Up till today the scare is still there,very dangerous thing. It's so common in the east.They say they sell it in the market for as small as 50 naira.
Sign out quote is so on point.
Bvs enjoy the rest of your day.
E go surely be ✌️
Good afternoon Osundi
DeleteHi and good afternoon to you Gloglo😘
DeleteHey pretty 🤗
DeleteMy shooter baiby 😘😘
DeleteGood afternoon beautiful people 💋💋. Just wanted to say that there's no PAIN in this life that I can't handle. I'm addicted to pain, it's part of me.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I'm free, I'd share my alcohol experience with you guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
I have zero tolerance for pain. Can't stand it.
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DeleteI can imagine 😁😁
Pele Stella.
ReplyDeleteI love cold weather. Let me just come and test cold small for that side😃😃😃😃
As I kuku like ☕☕☕☕
Speedy recovery to you Stella
ReplyDeleteuna good afternoon
Good afternoon here... Pele Stella
ReplyDeleteMotherhood poster, no be small fight oo.. d shege wey my one year old boy dey use him brother(4yrs old) eye see no be small...It's now I blif dat second born dey sharp pass first born...I thank God for d experience sha
You see second sons, they are always sharper than the first. I have 1 yr and 6 yrs boys, the second always looks for trouble, he will always drag the first even hitting him with anything he gets hold of. When you have two or more boys without a girl in between na work. My neighbor has three, she will sometimes leave them inside and comes outside to cry. Training boys comes with mush stress.
DeleteI want to ask a question, does being patience means wasting of time?
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon all
ReplyDeleteIt's the last day in November. By this time, Christmas decorations suppose don dey everywhere, sapa don hold these banks and companies too?🤔
Stella e Pele. I can still manage the cold over there than this Nigeria. If it is to wear five thick jackets, five head warmers, ten socks with thick boots, I go wear am🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteYou sure?me I don run com back naija, I need this sun Biko.
DeleteWahala o, which one be ocha ore again, but why are people so evil?
ReplyDeleteWhat joy does it give tou to see someone suffer so much.
Make we hug God tight wella o
Good afternoon,sorry about the cold, Stella,God is too faithful to fail us
ReplyDeleteSorry Stella. I react to cold easily.
ReplyDeleteStella ndooooh, sorry
ReplyDeleteBeautiful afternoon to y'all
ReplyDeleteStella, sorry for the cold
Motherhood poster, boys can be very handful
Today has been a rollercoaster of emotions for me... Woke up to see that my bitch has killed her 3 puppies...I'm so pained...I haven't been myself till now.. she's a first time mum, after waiting for 5 good years to see her get pregnant.. why didn't she just kill them when dey were a week old😞 she had to wait for them to be 4 weeks old.. I'm so devastated... Death triggers me..my mental health is in shambles...
ReplyDelete🤗🤗, sorry
DeleteWow sorry😵😢...take heart
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DeleteSorry🤗🤗🤗
DeleteMoney gone in the drain. So sorry for your loss. You should find out the cause so that such won't repeat itself. I heard some things trigger such behaviours from dogs that are nursing their puppies, like hunger, some illnesses that makes them aggressive, etc
DeleteThank you
DeleteWow, so sorry dear. But is it that dogs too suffer from post natal depression? Hmmmmm🤔
DeleteMe snacking on Tiger nut now no get part 2. My mouth sha want to be eating something every seconds, every minutes. Even after a heavy meal🙄Oluwa sanu. Placed another another for my supp. This goal must be achieved 👏👏
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday once again Blacky, Every of your heart desires are being Met in this New Year.
Jewelu pele, take good care of yaself 😁.
IHN Ekabo....
Enjoy your snacks NK. I entered one pharmacy like that and priced that your Wellwoman supplement, the price I heard made me to know I'm not ready for it yet.
DeleteI will now go and use money I should use for food and buy supplements that will make me hungry, no be winch dey worry me so? 🤣🤣🤣
Mercy oh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteSorry Stella. You will be fine. Manage the cold like that.
ReplyDeleteIjeoma gist, let me go and balance and read it well