Hailings oh!
IN HOUSE MEMO
I hope that your day is moving as it should.....
I say make we do freestyle today.....
Any memo for me to note?
Someone commented that i should do more political News to get into the flow of things......Sey you dey whine me ni? I refuse to take that advice, if you are waiting on advert then you try to stay neutral, I am not supporting any candidate and i don't want to post more one and leave the others behind.... i will start posting randomly when the time is right but not now...If you know, you know!.... Thanks for the advice anyway!
Last last na better Naija we want and it doesnt matter how old the person is or how ugly or handsome they look, if you can deliver, please deliver, we need a new Nigeria ASAP.
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Una good afternoon! It is well.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon
DeleteDon't give up because you had a bad day, forgive yourself and do better
ReplyDeletetomorrow!—RealTalkKim
REMEMBER SAY: NA PERSON WEY GIVE UP,FUCK UP.
AIDS IS REAL,ABSTAIN OR USE CONDOM.
SUICIDE IS NEVER AN OPTION.
Domestic accidents at home, can be really frustrating....🥺😭
ReplyDeleteYesterday evening, I was running to get something in the sitting room, then I hit my leg on the couch, and fell on my son's bowl of popcorn. I don't even know how the popcorn entered my mouth. The popcorn con finish. My wife say I no get shame. My son refused to believe it was an accident. He cried and asked me to replace it. None of them even asked if I injured myself or not. Honestly, fathers go through a lot. 🥺🥲
Una Gud Afternoon....#ALiSpeaks
If I hear say na fall. 🤣🤣
DeleteJus admit say the Pop Corn hungry you 😜
DeletePleasant afternoon bro..
😂😂😂 very funny
Delete😂😂😂 That's why Amebonawork has been taking her time 'eulogies' you guys on here because she knows fatherhood isn't easy 😂😂😂😂
Delete😆😆😆😂😂
DeleteYou're not serious 😃
DeleteEulogizing*
DeleteLol..🤣🤣🤣. Which kind ojukokoro papa be this? True true,you no get shame😁
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣this kind fall get as e be
Delete🤣🤣🤣just say the truth and you will be set free
DeleteHshaha Watin concern fall and popcorn biko. Some father's no get Shane🚶🙄🙄
DeleteHmmmmmmmmm
DeleteU never talk the truth
This is funny
Delete😂😂😂😂😂pele my brother.
DeleteYou must replace it o
Delete😂😂😂😂
DeleteLike seriously?😂😂😮
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon
DeleteGreetings Boo 🥰💕
DeleteGood afternoon
DeleteAfternoon dear.
DeleteOnce I get married like this.
ReplyDeleteAnybody: how are you?
Me: I'm married and you?😒
Haaaaa Tiyin tita 😅😅😅😅
You no need talk am my sis just dey show your wedding ring abeg 😂 😂 😂
DeleteLol!
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣 wahala
DeleteEven with your wedding ring, some men will still ask you out. With my wedding ring, guys no lemme rest at all. One was even telling to please leave my husband, that he will marry me and he doesn’t want sex till after marriage. I just look ham... Because of my line of business, I give my number out a lot and if I show you my dms, my husband will laugh and laugh. The man dey even fear to fight me. Omo temptation dey this we Abuja, we just dey close our eyes.
Delete😂😂😂😂
DeleteWatin marriage go cause. God abeg o.
DeleteBad sombori...yeye
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DeleteOkay naw🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteEspecially when you marry the guy you truely love and there's money too.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteIHN is here.
ReplyDeleteUna good afternoon
This Sun!!!!! Chaiii.
ReplyDeleteAbeg, henceforth if its not extermely important I no dey comot for this sun, I be palm oil biko. My melanin don do me, I don't want more.
My dear, no be small thing. Smoke dey comot from my body everytime I go outdoors. Where them dey share the harmattan bikonu?😩😓
DeleteMoney must be made dear. Nothing go happen to your colour
DeleteSince it's free style today, I want to ask if women actually peep a man bathing?
ReplyDeleteLike one's husband or what man?
DeleteHian! You dey find your fellow peeping toms...Lolzz funny question
DeleteSure now...Dem know tell u this one too abi
DeleteNothing person no go bear. Pls those peeping what are they looking for.
DeleteI bath with my husband and why will one want to peep a man bathing?
DeleteBia anonymous are you a man or a woman ?
While growing my mum hated one brother , it was when we grew up we heard that the guy always peep my Dad and mum whenever they are taking their bath downstairs, we were all surprised 😮. For what reason exactly do you people peep ? Anonymous Biko answer
Mummy Anthony-Clever
YES!! I peep my HAWT neighbor each time him dey baff.. Lol.. Meeen, the guy toooo fine with body full of packs, small waist line abd chinkom buttocks... I swear because of him I dey wake up early as he usually gets ready for work before daylight.. I sometimes wonder if he is GAY as I never see any babe come look for am for we compound.. If did one ask me out na sharp sharp YES ooo.. Lmao
DeleteA man's naked body can never move me,so what's the point?
DeleteGood afternoon everyone.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the sign out meme ooooooo... so true. wish i heard when younger. God help us.
ReplyDeleteVote wisely! Vote Peter Obi!! Vote LP. A new Nigeria is POssible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever I see you have 'memories today' on Facebook and I go through what I updated in the past, omo, I ask myself, was I this daft and annoying?? Shame dey always catch me sha ikwkwakwakwkwkwakwa
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I don delete tire yet plenty nonsense keeps popping up. Chai
DeleteMe I do dey gree share am ooo not that I wrote bad bad things but because of my abbreviations omo I dey abbreviate abeg 😂
DeleteFor you people that can still have access to your old Facebook. I don't even know how they stole/hack mine. I just can't log in again, moya gba kamu
DeleteThat’s why we should be cautious about what we put online because the internet never forgets.
DeleteEezi
Pele, na ur hand dey do fast forward those years
DeleteHahahahahaha. This life no balance be that o
DeleteAs in ehnn.. the abbreviations nko? Kai!
DeleteOmo the abbreviations na die! Writing, fenks, gwud, iz, et Al tufiakwa!!!
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Good afternoon to y'all on this platform.
ReplyDeleteThe harmattan is now here in full effect o.
Everywhere is dry,dusty and smelly(harmattan smell).
Good looking out to y'all.
Bia, did rapture take place and dem carry me go where I no know? Heat wan roast me for here🥵
DeleteWe are blessed, don't let the tough moment in life pull you off the truth.
ReplyDeleteGod will make a way for us. He did it before and will do it again.
GOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY
Yes oo. Thank you ma'am.
DeleteWelcome IHN 💜
ReplyDeleteGreetings everyone
Sign out meme 👍
follow who know road!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LP to the rescue. A new working Nigeria is POssible
ReplyDeleteIt is well with my soul..........
ReplyDeleteStar darling I saw your shout-out this morning, thank darling I'm fine, hope you are good too?
Good afternoon everyone 🥰🥰🥰
Good afternoon ,how weather for your side?
DeleteThe heat here can fry egg
DeleteTo everyone facing challenges and it does look as if God is far, hang on. It will be fine.
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DeleteGood afternoon everyone. Enjoy the rest of the day ♥️💜
ReplyDeleteLady Morayo, shey alaafia ni o
DeleteHolla darling 😘💕
Delete@Queen Roaster how's your health? Hope you're good?
@Amy loves access bank ..hope you're fine?
@Rosie in Australia..hope you and yours is doing great? Kisses to your baby 🥰🥰
@Erika sending you and your babies loads of hugs and kisses 😘❤️😘
Mo'Mo. Good afternoon sis.
DeleteGame mistress, a'dupe l'owo Olorun.
DeleteGood afternoon bvms🥰😍😚
ReplyDeleteHolla Momma Ejima 💕💕
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon folks, 😊 thank God it is not as hot as yesterday 🙏🏾 cooler 😎
ReplyDeleteGood sunny afternoon
ReplyDeleteWho remembered the good old days photo albums are used in entertaining visitors 🤔🤔
Seems Cbn got this change of naira notes right, so many politicians running helter-skelter.
I Peel green apples before eating, someone said, the skin is where the nutrients is...🙄🙄 Duh... I can only eat the skin if I plucked it directly, not the one coated in preservatives and sent to Nigeria. Even pasta from naija , I wash away the whitish water, before cooking for those that will eat it.
ReplyDeleteBB, just wash any fruit with salt and clean water and you are good to go
DeleteI also peel the skin of cucumber despite knowing washing with salt water is good but I just can't eat it with the skin on.I will just be thinking of how they transport it from wherever,how it was stored before buying.
DeleteI hope you wash your ogbono and rinse your crayfish too because the doti wet dey those ones ehn...🚶♀️
DeleteI saw one video where one guy was 'rinsing' his hand inside hige cauldron
Deleteof palm oil. Abi is it how they store and package bread? Abi is the sweat and spit dripping into pounded yam as it is pounded? If you are easily irritated, it is best not to see or think of these things, you will never eat out again.
I rinse crayfish and ogbonno,dry it,and grind with my dry mill. There's almost nothing I buy and don't rinse,except gari and that one is straight from factory
DeleteGood afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving this weather now.
Good afternoon everyone. Hope your day is going well.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon 🌞
ReplyDeleteI love how kool the weather is, and the fact that you wash your clothes, and it gets dried quick.
ReplyDeletePronto Lovie 💕❤️ pls send us some here now! The sun is scorching
DeleteHi Paris! Kisses right back at you 😙😙
DeleteGood day family
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Tuesday ihn
God is involved, I cannot fail.
Let your mindset be God-set
Abeg life is too deep you gats hug BabaGod tightly
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteWhich kin sun be this, God abege o
I brought home made spaghetti and 2 raw tomatoes for lunch. Why everybody dey look me like say I wan chop live toad? Una no dey eat raw tomatoes? Those firm round juicy red ones? Chaiii. Yua missing sonting. I bought some yesterday I was so excited. I wii now comman wash them , cut them into quarters and then eat.. bliss, I also like eating raw onions, kai raw onions can sweet too o, forget, especially if you buy the right ones.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of eat I eat ginger and garlic raw too , and lettuce and cabbage, na wa come be like say I be like one kind goat..🤔
Maybe you should come to this world again as a Goat 🤣🤣🤣 but I like your way. I dey eat raw onions steady even ginger...Nah not garlic at all...
DeleteMy child can finish one medium bulb of raw onion.....begging for onions like sweet....
DeleteHow's your breath?
DeleteOnions 🧅 and garlic 🧄 give bad breath even after brushing.
That garlic one you are on your own
Delete😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣e remain fresh grass
DeleteMe I eat raw onions o. I will designly cut it in a plate and start eating.The feeling in the mouth after eating is divine.
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DeleteLol@phoenix😀😀😀
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteThis sun na wah
I greet you all...
ReplyDeleteGreetings Sis 🥰❤️ how's your day going?
DeleteI'm so disappointed with CR7 doing an hour interview with Piers Morgan of all people? The problem of Man Utd isn't the coaching staff nor the players,the owners Glazers are to be blamed..no player is bigger than the club! I'm glad the club is inquiring about legal ways to reply him! What a mess 😡😡
Sign meme is so true!
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
*Sign out
DeleteMy man has become a two minutes man now,I can’t ride him,he doesn’t give head too,he doesn’t even initiates sex,I will have to beg before he will do the 2minutes own sef.What sort of a life is this?thinking of getting a huge dildo but he’s always sneaky around the house,how will I use it without him knowing,my second option is going to meet my ex this weekend.I’m weak and having fever already after crying my eyes out.
ReplyDeleteAbi ki n contest ni🤔, should I contest for a political post? I want a better Nigeria, and I'm sure I can deliver, you people should donate money for me o,so I can start campaign loju paali
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon Jewelu and Bvs. Punch with love.😍
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone,what a sunny day
ReplyDeleteGod help me ooo, see me eating like a hungry Hippopotamus 😁😁. Once I finish eating under few minutes, will be looking for something to chew.
ReplyDeleteThe worst is I'm craving Short bread biscuit😭😭this afternoon but the cost is bringing tears to my eyes😭.
Lemme face the work staring at me here . 🚶🚶🚶
This memo is to whom it may concern 😃 kechi wants to eat short 🍞 o and no 💰 for purse abeg do the needful o😃 do transfer sharply sharply 🤣
DeleteAs she no Sabi how she want tell you,make I helep her as per good friend 😋 no be to dey send kiss emojis o kuku send money short 🍞. Thank you.
NK: you see that biscuit ehn, that's my all time absolute favorite! But the cost now don make me dey fall in love with Munch it. I am now in an abusive relationship with Munch it. 🥲🥲🥲
Delete🤣🤣🤣. You wan buy, and then start thinking of how the money fit cook soup.
DeleteAgain😳😳
DeleteWhat exercise can I do to make my upper arms firm? Also, I work from home, with no friends around me. How do I overcome loneliness?
ReplyDeleteAfter working hours, take a stroll, go shopping, go to church
Delete@And how will the arms be exercised while shopping? Na lifting of bournvita and spaghetti go exercise am?🤷♀️
DeleteAunty Lonely, go out and make friends. Go to restaurants and eat, nobody will beat you na your money, check online for events, conferences, parties, go to gym for your turkey wings and to meet friends etc.
Are you in Abuja? You can be my friend, you hear? Don't feel sad.🤗
Chai this anon you be werey in a funny way 🤣🤣
DeletePoster don't mind the anon you hear,you don't have turkey wings 🤣 you can register in a gym and make friends there too.
Ha before I forget, what is the current price of a paint of beans and a paint of rice. Make I know how I go organise my shock absorber when I march into the market.
ReplyDeletePaint White big beans is 2300, I bought last week. I remember when small pikin dey do me,that I will say I can't cook white beans😂, now I don't even go near brown beans again, Nigeria don rearrange my taste
DeleteToday's memo is for me oo😀😀. Okay Stella. Well noted.
ReplyDeleteNigerians are indeed tired of APC. Even with the presence of PMB, APC governors and armed taskforce today at Jos rally, wahala erupted at the rally ground. It took the armed taskforce almost an hour to restore normalcy.
ReplyDeleteNigerians are indeed tired of PMB. Today at Jos campaign rally, trouble started at the campaign ground. The anchor man was begging them to respect PMB and all the governor s present to no avail. it took the security personnel almost an hour to restore normalcy by force. I no attend rally o. Na television I watch my own.
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday
ReplyDeleteWork want to finish me
The load of work and moving from one place to another has finished me
My whole leg hurts 🤕
Sorry pretty. All will end in praise.
DeletePele
DeleteDid they blow wind for men to be attracted to married women? It is almost like a pandemic. Imagine asking a married woman to elope with you?
ReplyDeleteA better Nigeria 🇳🇬 👏 I pray oh Lord 🙏
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