MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings!!!

 

IN HOUSE MEMO

How the go dey go?

Please for those who in boxed me asking why a BV was thanking me for alert.... No she did not win a new giveaway cos there is none yet..It was the old giveaway that she won, she did not send her account details when the others did so i told her i would send it when i am in my giving mood and that was what i did...

I am sure that you know that it is not everyday that one feels like being Santa claus.....
Things are so expensive and will get worse... Please if you have some amount of money start buying foodstuff cos the prices will soon start rising... No matter the giveaway given anywhere, not everyone will be reached so this is me praying that God sends a helper this Christmas to all those in need.

The Christmas tree which is the biggest in Germany has been set up already in the city centre and they are already selling the yummy hot gluhwine but you have to stand in the cold to drink it...The Christmas market is outside in the cold....I will go one of these evenings before its over....The feeling of Christmas there is magical.....Back then i would doing ''ehen so this is me inside all those magazines i used to glance thru in Nigeria and wish i was at the place i was looking at...''

Is your Christmas tree up already? I am putting up mine this weekend.

Have a great start in the new week

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD


Motherhood changes a person no doubt. Before I had kids, I weighed fifty kg for years, at my biggest I was sixty something kg.

I remember how my friends used to hail me in the university that I could eat a horse and still look like a broomstick.

Since I had my boys I have “blossomed” on all sides. A friend ran into me recently and started shouting that now he believes there is hope for Nigeria, that If can look like this now then Nigeria can be great again.

Poor eating habit has contributed to my weight gain due to stress from handling the kids.
When I say poor I mean I hardly eat. On a good day I have two small meals, normally it's just a meal and a lot of fluids in between.

Got on the scale few days back and I was shocked. I used to be called names like Panla fish, Pankere, broom stick etc.

Now this mama don full ground, before I continue with what is starting to look like complaints.

I remember when I lost weight and I was 48 kg in the university. I used to pray earnestly to be bigger. I would take all kinds of supplements and even drank raw eggs for a while.

Now I have gotten what I prayed for freely and I am trying to loose it as quickly as possible.

If you have not lost it by now, why are you trying to lose it...you look beautiful the way you are........Enjoy the weight I used to be so thin, flat bum and boobs. see me now, though i have reduced but i still marvel at the difference.....Never say never!

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HILARIOUS WORLD CUP INTERNAL MEMO 


To: Married Women
From: Concerned husbands
Subject: WORLD CUP


Dearest wives,

We wish to bring to your attention that the 2022 World Cup Edition kicked off in Doha-Qatar on Sunday November 20, 2022 for a period of twenty-eight (28) days.

In this regard, we wish to remind you of the following;

1. Surrender the remote(s) to avoid last-minute scrambles over the same.

2. That you shall be required to support the team(s) which your husband supports, irrespective of how it performs during the tournament.

3. That you avoid unnecessary distractions and statements during the matches, especially when the game is tensed, or the husband's team is trailing. Questions and statements like, "Is that Haaland, or where is Pogba today?", "Food is ready" etc, will not be tolerated. Just to let you know, the two aren't going to Qatar for different reasons.

4. That some matches, will better be watched outside (in a club or any other venue that we will consider to be conducive), in the company of friends. Therefore, expect some of our members to be late back at home.

5. That you reduce your budgets by half, as some of the cash shall be directed to ensure the generator set is fuelled and on standby and some towards pre-match analysis and/or post-match celebrations.


We look forward to your considered cooperation and compliance with the above directives, without any alterations whatsoever. Any adjustments will be communicated later.


Thank you!
Chairman,
Married Men Association (MMA)

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GIST IN THE WRONG POST FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

A lady in her late 40s in my estate was recently flown abroad for mental health treatment. Those that knew her story described her as God fearing, decent...she built her man, sent him to technical school and sent him overseas to specialise...na from in the abroad bobo serve aunty breakfast.

I was wondering if he would have still served her breakfast if she had insisted that he married her before he travelled... A Bad person is a bad person no matter what you do for them or how you treat them... They will always show their colors.. I pray she heals fast and well...

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