Labour Room DRAMA

She lay on the floor shouting like a goat out of pain...

My labor room drama is one filled with so much pain, and fear, kai. As a first time mom, nobody really prepares you for what is ahead of you.

My labor started at about 4am on the 31st of October, and then the journey of contraction started woto woto.

Olboy the pain was out of this world, I squirmed, cried and shouted but no help was in sight, I decided to go to the hospital and was checked to be 3cm dilated, they asked me to go back home and only come back when I feel some heaviness in my v#gina!! 

Whatever that means, I guess that was the nurses' way of trying to make a JJC like me know when to come back to the hospital.

Well I stayed at home until 7 pm and then I went back to the hospital where I was checked and was told I was 7 cm dilated, I was elated that at least the 3cm will come easy easy, omo na lie ooo.

I progressed to 8cm 2 hours later and stopped.

The nurse on duty had to induce me to get things going, and that was how I started misbehaving oo. Hmmmm I fell to the floor when I couldn't bear it any more and started shouting like a goat that was being slaughtered, for where the nurses no come to my rescue, they only said I can come to the labor room when I feel like pooing,

Well long story short I felt like pooing and I was called to the labor room where the journey to push started. 

I pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed for where baby no gree come out o. The nurses were like ''madam the ball is in your court oo we can't do anything going forward''.

I looked at the time and saw it was 12 am 1st November
I began calling my child's name and asking him to come out oo @ 12:48 am, my son came out looking like Dada with no compensation to me whatsoever.

God dey lol.

He weighed 3.4kg, and my veejay still dey heal from the trauma
Make una help me thank God abeg.

Thanks Stella