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Friday, November 04, 2022

Friday Night Post...

This is a gisting post birthed during the COVID 19 era..... 

The gists come as e dey hot kinda......

180 comments:

  1. 14 years ago, I graduated from Bayero University Kano. But laidis ehn, I nor fit remember wetin I learn for school. πŸ™†πŸ€¦πŸ˜’
    The only thing wey I fit remember, na the course (Political Science), and some of my course mates. Dazzol!! If you ask me to break down my course now, OYO is my case. Chai!
    Abeg, na only me dey dis table? 🀦
    SDK Ville, Una Gud Evening.#ALiSpeaks

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    1. Chairman,You own better na if you fit remember your course selfπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

      My own head is only waybill number and shipping no;the only mathematics I stress now is only the one that involves counting money..

      @MARTINS

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    2. See my schoolmate o. Hehehehe. I greet you, bro. Great Bukite! 😊

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    3. No be only you oooo,I studied biochemistry,the food biochemistry part stocked but the others especially synthesis,I only remember few things like acetyl coA, glucose phosphate,pyruvate, nucleotides,nucleic acid etc but don't ask me to go into full details.it is well ooo

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    4. Lmao πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    6. I can’t even remember Mat no.

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    7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚No be only you jare. Wetin dey person head now no gree person remember wetin we learn for school again.

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    8. Martins Baba: Omoh bro, e choke! Normally sef for Naija, we dey only study to pass and earn a living. Na only those wey wan toe teaching line, dey take am serious. Lectures wey we dey suffer inside heat, and no better chairs and tables sef? Hostels sef, nothing to write home about. Naija sha! 😑

      Cynthia: Oh wow!! Bukites for life! I went back there for myasters in 2013. The school don change ooo. Massive developments ear and dear. Many new structures and departments. Plus the new VC is doing well. Lemme brag with him small, as per na my uncle. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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    9. I still remember my Shorthand and can write it well. In school, they told us we were gonna need shorthand in the outside world but alas! Nothing like that, and to say the course carried the highest unit in the whole school then. Yabatech, hmmmm.

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    10. Ali you are not alone. Same thing I was telling my sister few months ago. Things I learnt in primary and secondary school keeps me going. The other one is waste of precious time because I hadn't found my self then

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    11. Me wey go look for title nko? I wanted a prefix before my name and studied engineering. Spent 5 years plus strike. I would have saved time and studied marketing or business admin as everything ended in the streets now. It's all good.

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    12. @ABIONAH, Shorthand was my favourite subject back then in school & lecturers used it to show students shege because people really hated it. I remember helping my room mate write the carry over she had then. It's just unfortunate that it's not what we were told it is in the outside world.

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    13. Am also on this table have forgotten most of the formula in cost accounting

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    14. I can still remember my matric number though 03053933

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    15. We are on the same table.
      I can only remember my Course and matric number -98172 because I still used it for Masters in the same University of Ibadan.

      This life get as e be.
      Upon all I no use the certificate s get job o.
      After years of job hunting,I went to learn tailoring as my country no help me make I help myself,na him we dey so.

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  2. Taking stock of bvs I will do giveaways to. God help me.

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  3. TGIF babyπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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    1. Hope your day have been fabulous? Happy birthday darling πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸ₯³πŸŽπŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸ₯³ God bless you richly πŸ™Œ

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    2. Birthday blessings sweetheart

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    3. My day was so good @paris, i had fun, thanks for asking, i really do appreciate, and may almighty God bless you too. ThanksπŸ™πŸ™❤

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    4. Happy birthday to you. πŸ€—

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    5. Thank a lot @candy, thanks @mor.πŸ™πŸ™

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  4. Going outside tuhday!!! Been so long!! Pregaming while doing my make up and I feel the buzz already! Let’s goooooo

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  5. At home with the kids watching TV, chatting and sdking.

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    1. Just sdking no light. Say hi to your kids for me

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  6. Chai jeweluchi this time frame isn't easy to keep up with. Have forgotten that it's FNP only for me to check and here it is. Birthday blessings to DT and Last born and to all those celebrating. May all your heart desires be met Amen πŸ™. Good evening lovely family

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  7. Got a couple of cakes to bake tonight. Feels good to start baking again.

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    1. Send one my way @Candysweet
      πŸ‘πŸ§

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    2. That's the spirit candy. Enjoy and be good at what you love

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    3. Candilicious, don't forget to send some across. Love you sis❤️

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    4. Those days when I never buy cake mixer, my hands suffer for turning stick. Cake go still come out hard. Sometimes, I will over put baking soda, cake go overflow. See wahala.

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    5. Milkshakes, and Morayo darling, oya come na. I have enough o. Thanks Mor dearie, it started as a hobby o. Hmm, Abionah, you can say that o. Thank God for cake mixer o.

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  8. I just got back home from work. I feel so tired. Na to sleep remain laikdis!

    Thank God for today.

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  9. It's TGIF Baybie πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸ’ƒ

    Hope y'all had a splendid week?

    I'm on my way out to meet my football geng who is hosting me for my birthday tonight πŸ’ƒπŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽˆ birthday groove have spread into November 😁😁 it's going to be lit πŸ’ƒ

    Happy weekend lovelies πŸ₯³πŸ₯‚ get groovy jiggy πŸ₯‚πŸ₯³

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    1. Enjoyment minister πŸ˜‡☺

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    2. Enjoyment minister, nothing do you joor. Enjoy😘

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    3. Enjoy parry nwa... Since you've carried your birthday groovings to enter our month. You're still part of us. Have fun sweetie

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    4. Parissssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

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    5. My Pari Pari, no wound yasef with enjoyment oo😊. Be good, sweetheart 😘♥️

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    6. Paris: abeg you no go like adopt 36 year old father of 2? Suffer don taya me. Epp me flex small na. πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯²

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    7. Lol @ Ali. Paris please adopt Ali na. He needs to enjoy small 🀣🀣🀣

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    8. Enjoyment babe 😍 πŸ’•

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    9. Go enjoy your self @paris, one love❤❤❤

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    10. Enjoy

      This your birthday no want finish...its good to have good circle

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    11. Olingo je egbukwe ghu!
      In the voice of Flavor N'abania.

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  10. Please is wearing black dress bad? Recently my spirit just don't like black dress.

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    1. Me too. Don’t wear it if your spirit refuses it.

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    2. Black dresses are always beautiful.

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    3. Huh
      There's nothing wrong with it nah
      It's just a dress

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    4. Nope. I actually wore one today and I love black

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    5. Black is a very beautiful colour, It's not bad to wear black!
      Satan isn't black

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    6. It's actually my best colour but I had reason s to limit when, how and where I wear it to(spiritual). You can stop for now till you feel like.

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    7. Black and red, especially to sleep. My duvet was red, as in blood red. Even some of my bedsheets. I will dream and dream. Badass dreams. Depressing dreams, till I was told to do away with the duvet and red bedsheets. My dreams are better now.

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  11. Adulthood na scam. Na excuse on how to book holiday in a non holiday granting period dey my head so. I don use dead grandma lie already. Na to go find another one cook now.
    Headache dey give me headache

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    1. Hahahaha πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†.make them no catch you oh

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    2. Shey you dey whine me ni?🎡🎢🎢

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    3. Use dead grandpa lie since na only dead grandma you use , except the grandpa still dey alive

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    4. Haha.
      Pray you don't fill integrity cum attitude forms when caught.
      Grand ma and Grandpa won't die twice remember that.

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  12. Just finished eating rice with shrimps and lobsters, though the money I used in preparing it almost reach to pay bride price,but atleast I enjoyed my life. Life is for the living

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    1. Yes oo, life is for the living. Enjoy!

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    2. This life I can't kill myself.. allow me to enjoy o.. that's all you need now. Enjoy boo

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    3. Where is my share?
      Indeed life is for living and for the living!

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    4. I prepared seafood okro. My account is bleeding but my belly is smiling.
      I deserve it cos I worked my ass off this week.

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    5. Enjoy jare this life no get duplicate.

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    6. Each time I hear Seafood Okro soup,my skin crawls.
      You guys are trying. 😭

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    7. I can't eat it too.

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  13. My Toddler just fell and hit her head while running around, even though I was screaming for her to stop, in seconds her head has swollen so bad. Chai. God help me this evening o

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    1. If you have block,you can place it on the swollen part for few minutes, afterwards,massage it small with age appropriate balm.sorry dear,she will be fineπŸ₯°πŸ€—

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    2. 😲😱
      This is bad

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    3. So sorry about that. She will be fine.

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    4. So sorry, when I had toddlers I usually rub the spot in , don't know if that practice is still okay .
      Your baby will be fine okay?

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    5. Sorry it will be fine. Give paracetamol and bathe her

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    6. Sorry mummy's baby, ur precious one will be alright, just press it with ur hand, all will be well

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    7. Oh dear! These toddlers Sha. Na so pesin go shout taya, but for where???
      It's well with your kid.

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    8. Sorry about that, massage the spot a bit and give her syrup paracetamol she will be alright .

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    9. Sorry
      Just give her paracetamol.
      She will be fine.

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    10. Oh dear! they will not hear stop until they fall

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    11. I can feel that pain. Sorry dear

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    12. Ouch!
      Sorry about that. If she's hyperactive,wear her neck pads to cushion the friction effects when she falls and then floor proof Crocs too are good.
      Apply the first aid above then watch her closely from daybreak,she needs to see a doctor, probably.

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    13. They fall, stand and continue from where they stopped. When I shout at mine he runs towards me for embrace. I go just weak.

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  14. No night activity around my area. Before 6pm everyone locks shop and head home. Buhari and his insecurity shall soon pass away.

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  15. I’m just waiting to watch Hidden Passion on Telemundo and go to bed.
    Oh my JimenaπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜žπŸ˜”

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    1. Enjoy. We've got no light

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    2. Was watching Imposter on televista when NEPA happened. So annoying.

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    3. Just imagine how husbands will just endanger an innocent woman's life😒😒...who keeps a baby mama close to his home😒...sad thing is this is exactly some peoples reality.

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  16. I want to rant concerning an old school mate.
    So I have an issue in my office that needs political intervention.
    There is a whatsapp group of old students. I am on the forum but never commented. In the group is an old girl who is a permanent secretary. I reached out to her privately to assist me talk to my own permanent secretary to solve my issue cause they will listen to her. After listening to me She bragged that she is very close my perm Sec.and even my Honorable Minister. I was happy and hopeful that there will be light at the end of the tunnel but behold she refused to help
    Simple because I am not active on the forum, so she said, can you imagine that? but I do contribution once in a while.

    Today I sent an emotional reminder to her, she read and ignored. Not even a word.
    I am even so angry with myself now for reaching out to her. I won't talk to her again.

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    1. Heartless bitch! She will lose that job. It's not by force to be in d group, u have your personal reasons

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    2. Just ignore her .

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    3. @anonymous 6:02am. Did you wake up on the wrong side of bed? Why is an average Nigerian filled with so much bile? The PS will lose her job because she has not yet helped her schoolmate?

      Help is not by force o. In the spiritual realm of things self, if the OP’s help is not with the PS, there is nothing she can do. God did not allow it ni. Her turn never reach.

      Do you even know how busy a PS can be? Do you know how many people and work she is attending to? Do you know the battle and stress the PS is facing at work and in life before her schoolmate requested help join?

      You come here dey swear for person wey pass through life and worked hard to become PS that she will lose her job because she never help person? Do you know how many people she don help, is helping and will still help?

      God pass una sha. Make una dey take an easy with curses.

      YO

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  17. Good pm,lovelies.
    I am inside today but most definitely gonna be outside tomorrow and the day after tomorrow
    I ain't missing bolebration on Sunday for anything else
    La Femme Anjola was interesting to so watch
    The set up 2 is better than the first one
    King of thieves rocked too
    Get all jumpy jumpy today as it's allowed
    Goodnight!

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  18. I just came back now very tired..my programme for this night is just to take my bath then eat my rice and pepper soup then go to bed..

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    1. Sleep is highly therapeutic.
      Pray.
      Turn off the lights and zzzzzz.

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  19. Have the life I craved for. Worked my ass to the top. Have everything good any celebrity or politician has, and even extra....Because I have my lovely family, peace of mind and privacy. Of cause, not everyone want the fame.
    hi guys, some people are living far better than your favs. Stop worshipping them.πŸ˜‹πŸ˜„

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  20. I woke up very late dis morning, it was around 6am i jumped out of bed
    Wen i woke my girl to prepare for sch, she looked at d time and tld me it is shorter night we have dis week
    For my mind i ssy wetin dis one kno
    U overslept is u overslept

    June June

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    1. 😁😁😁
      Smart girl

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    2. She may be right. Here in UK we are having longer nights now. So it's possible that you are having shorter nights in the other part of the world.

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  21. I just finish eating Semo and Black Soup. Na Sleep get me.

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  22. Went to market by my self to buy big fresh fish for pepper soup ,only for my maid to cook and give me head and tail. I asked her where the middle ,she carry for her plate come show me claiming its broken. She said she does not eat fish head. See me trouble ooo!

    Same thing last night the chicken for stew, she put the back ( ribs) for me. I did not eat it. Same thing for snail.
    She is good in all other aspect of house chores, .Though she may not be conscious of this act. But i am just wondering if she keeps good parts to herself as every body in the neighborhood are wondering in her transformation in only 3 months of being with me.

    Only two of us in the house.
    Is this enough to make a fuse or return her?

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    1. Sorry, this made me πŸ˜‚.

      Dish the food by yourself sis, or specify the part you want to her

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    2. 🀣, very funny maid,l guess she's just free with you,but you can caution her.

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    3. No need to make a fuss. Why not dish the portions yourself? You get what you want and prevent her from having ojukokoro. Life ain't that hard.

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    4. Just smiling here..
      She's free with you but caution her before she start to they dish you chicken head and leg🀣🀣

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    5. Caution her
      Trying fishing the food yourself when she is done cooking

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  23. I decided to relocate to my husband state after his mum passed away recently leaving behind 88 years old grandpa. My MIL was just the best when she was alive, so taking care of her husband is the least I could do to pay her back. My SIL are so happy and praying for me plus spoiling me, I have between starting a business or they getting me a good job and I can’t still decide. You need to see my Acct balance for telling them I’m staying back. I pray our love continues like this. Fixed my children school in 2days good school I mean. God I am grateful to be alive to witness this. They just brought a house help today again to ease my work. I have pepper soups and chill Heineken in one corner to do Friday groove with. πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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    1. It's good to be good. God bless you sis.
      Your in-laws are reasonable people

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    2. Good in-laws can never be overrated

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    3. God bless your good heart and bless your inlaws more for treating you well..
      May the love continues to wax stronger πŸ’ͺ

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    4. That's so nice πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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  24. I no dey happy atall, i took the wrong decision and it's affecting me big time, God give me the strength to pull through, at this point I'm very weak, make una put me into prayers depression wan kill me.

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    1. Comfort to you. Just try and smile through this, you will be fine

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    2. God will turn around your story for good. Don't make way for th3 depression creeping in.

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    3. @Dainty T Amen
      Stella maris baby thanks for the hug

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  25. So last night my neighbors screamed of fire from his gen, me I ran out and fell on the interlocks, didn't feel no pain only to wake up this morning and my right shoulder hurt badly, I can't even try to scratch my back with it. I am in serious pain my sister tried massaging the pain I felt I can't explain.. thank God the fire was put out quickly..

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  26. Hello from this side..... Tgif guys, those of you going out, stay safe out there.

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  27. Me am enjoying this twitter banters o. Be like na obidient get twitter. Mikano and agbado boys dey hear am for where obidient dey.

    Just finished eating fish 🐠 stew and had a bottle of red wine to wash it.

    God will provide and bless everyone of us Amen

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    1. Let them bring on what ever they have, we have their answer. Hypocrites.

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    2. Hope the will vote

      Hoping and praying for a change

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    3. Am fully obidient and voting. Nothing will stop my vote
      This time it must count

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    4. I'm afraid that 2023 elections will be war. I don't know how someone buys a bag of rice for N46k,like seriously?
      A Dollar to Naira is N884?

      Pity anyone who shouts vote APC at some polling units especially in Lagos,the way the youths are agitating, they're likely to be at the venues with weapons.

      Peter Obi and Yusuf needs to caution them.
      The level of madness is worrisome.

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  28. Had a tiring day, NEPA just restored the light now ..I will watch TV and call it a night after downloading spicy pasta 🍝

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  29. Do they sell packaged shaki? If I buy the market shaki, I will wash and wash but in the end, I won't be able to eat it cos my mind won't go off how dirty it was when I bought it and then I become irritated. Where can I buy already cleaned shaki?

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    1. This is happening to me, if I kill a fowl I won't be able to eat it. It just irritates me except I not there when it was killed

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    2. If u live in abuja,buy from Wuse Mkt.they clean them before selling to customers.

      Tutu

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  30. Na my bed get me now , Am going for a training tomorrow.

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  31. Came here to read comments, but this jumia flash sales isn't letting me concentrate.lol... just now now I av picked things n put in the cart..lol...I wonder how I'm going to pay sef...I hope I don't end up with what I ordered versus what I got o...online stuffs scares me

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  32. To be in shape is not an easy task, imagine shouting I want to have fruits as breakfast and dinner but uncle hunger didn't let one sleep in peace without having proper dinner.

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  33. I am not happy. Lost my phone and the thieves took money from my account. Lost 200k just like that. This orange bank 2 step verification is rubbish. I saw d account where they transfered the money. If i follow it through will they give me back my money? How do i even start? God!!!😭😭😭😭

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    1. Haaaaaaa sorryoooh
      U have to make a report, ur bank will write to the bank the money was paid into, and the person's acct will be freezed, u will get ur money back but it will take so much time, if not one year,

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    2. Eayah. Sorry. Please follow it up fast

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    3. Oh dear. So sorry. Report to your bank and follow it up from there. You may need a police report too.

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  34. Thank God it's Friday
    I am just here surfing the net
    I put beans for fire

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  35. Watching many video clips, right from Adazi Ogidi and Abakpa - Enugu.
    Goodnight Dame Elizabeth Okaro @91years.
    Woman like no other.
    Don't know which was sweeter ,her Hausa,Igbo or English language πŸ₯°
    If DECENCY was a person. There's something about people born in Jos.
    Oh life!
    She had so much love to give,so much smiles and hugs but well,no one stays forever.

    Then again,video clips from Ukpor WhatsApp groups, goodnight Elder Statesman Chief Amaechi Mbazulike@93years. Our Daddy calls him The Boy is Good. They sit for 3 hours gisting and you can't even hear pimmmπŸ˜‚ except their laughter.
    Too intelligent for his generation.
    God giveth,God taketh.
    RIP oldies.
    You lived well.

    At midnight,me and 2 others will be praying for grieving families.
    Too many oldies going home,like they planned it.

    BTW...for 3 consecutive times,I picked my keypad to type RIP to Ifeanyi Adeleke and the phone drops from my hands.😭🀷
    Don't know but we'll be praying.
    God over everything!

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  36. Special thanks to every single one who wished me a happy birthday earlier in the day, gracias.
    I just ate fried rice. Planning to go get pizza, not sure yet though.
    I miss Nigerian soft, succulent ripe plantain ohhhπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ.
    The ones I've been buying here are the ones I wouldn't have looked at twice back home but we move.

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  37. Stella Friday night post was before covid o

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  38. Listening to music on Spotify

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  39. i am an architect.... being jobless/projectless for a long time...fam got to eat. not easy at all

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    1. Architects are hardly out of jobs, because they've delved into stuff like building supervision and construction. It is well with you sir.

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