FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS....

 I salute you!

IN HOUSE MEMO

BV that won October face of in house news competition, please reply my email nah... Some of you did not turn on your email alerts and takes forever to reply mails, some replies come in long after the orgasm is over.......

Thank you people so much, I learnt a lot from the differences between Banga soup and ofe akwu and i think i prefer banga soup any day , any time!

 

Enjoy the rest of the day.....

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PINKYS CORNER


I am presently in Ogun state to see my mum because it's been a while I set my eyes on her .


I went through Abeokuta so I can use a stone to kill two birds. I tend checking on a friend whose line hasn't been going through for almost a month. The reason behind me planning to check on him is to tell him what I dreamt about him some months back.


When I dreamt about him, I was meant to call and pass across the information to him but I didn't because there was a rift between us. So, I kept it to myself. Don't get me wrong, I don't dream regularly but once a while and it's always powerful.


I regretted my actions when I got to his house and was told he is late.. I saw this and the solution was displayed to me in that dream. Quickly; I dreamt he had issues with some people and that led to serious wahala. 


In that dream, I saw that, he stabbed someone to death and was jailed . But when I got to his house, I was told he had issue with some guys(Omo onile) on his land and he was stabbed to death  ..

So painful, in that dream, I was told to tell him not drag anything, no matter how valuable it is with anyone but I failed him because of what happened between us and I didn't call him.

We had a little disagreement and we both blocked one another from all social media not withstanding, I should have not kept what I saw with myself. I know I have failed him and I have not been myself ever since. I got to my mum's place and narrated everything because she saw I wasn't in a good condition when she saw me.


Brother, I'm so sorry, I have failed you and I'm pleading and asking for forgiveness from God. It's so painful and I have learnt my lesson.


May your soul rest in peace


I think, it's time we all watch out for ourselves because no one knows what tomorrow holds




WE MOVE!!!.... so so sorry about your friend Pinky.. Your dream was really deep, you thought he would kill someone but someone was about to kill him...Hmmm!






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FROM THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

''I have a bro in US, we flow well, I can't remember him sending me anything since he traveled 7years ago , he sends 20k to our mum monthly, a widow who single handedly brought us up, I'm not working, though I'm searching but my husband send 20k to her monthly too.

 This my bro calls at least3 times a month, and we chat every now and then, always telling me how he spent thousand of dollars at one event, how he sent 100k to a friend, but once I asked for money he cuts me off , the last time he was on call for almost 1 hrs gisting with me, immediately I requested for a phone he said he's at work he needs to cut the call.

 I'm thinking of cutting him off finally, please advice . this is someone that always post of people billing him on his status, yet I the only sibling he has, has never gotten up to 20k from him since he traveled''




Ah ah this is very strange behaviour, abeg send him to voicemail for some time, dont chat, call or pick his call....Its not entitlement mentality, just dont ask him again but dont give him so much time to yarn opata again.
Anyone who has and cannot give their sibling without waiting for them to ask is a wicked person..... This is my 2cents!

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SMALL LAUGHS

-The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black, only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by it's smile.

- The best strategy to win arguments is to have serious mouth odour, they will just be nodding their head in agreement. 

-I don't like people who can't let go of the past - especially people I owe money.

- Hmmm ..... When NEPA takes light, a true Nigerian will stand up and check outside, to make sure their neighbors don't have light too! And you believe, you will make Heaven abi.

- You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy bottle water, you will be opening and closing it as if it's doctor's prescription.

-. At home you can't sleep without switching off ‘ur small radio but you can sleep in Church with eight speakers blasting in ‘ur ear ... it is called Demonic soft work.

-. In Africa once your phone rings in the church or mosque, everybody will start looking at you as if Satan is the one calling. 

-. I still don't understand how Nigerian Cockroaches survive inside microwave, gas cooker oven, etc. You will be warming food and you will see them walking inside like Shedrack, Meshack And Abednego. Anybody with an explanation?

#copied

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