Wednesday In House News....

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IN HOUSE MEMO......

How una dey?

Happy Teachers day to all the teachers on this Blog.... The work of teaching eh, I dont know how you people do it at all, must be  special gift you were born with cos i tried it a few times when the Bambinos were small and i said a silent prayer for teachers each time we had to do the homework.....Ah!!!

Someone told me that 50k is her 2 months salary and it made me go down memory lane..... How much do you spend for transport that you agree to go to a Job that pays you 25k after 30 days? isnt that extra suffer....How do you eat? buy clothes and toiletries? Na wah oooh....

There is something i want to introduce because of this..... I want to be sending 50 euros via money transfer to one person on this blog every month.....Its easy and everyone qualifies for it and would be done month end...

I just need suggestions on how we can pick winners so that it will go round....how much be 50 euros? chei surely one day the naira will rise again!!!!... i  ...

SBBoo i ddnt hear from you again... Are you running cos i am looking for wife for you? hehehehehehehehe Its called Operation marry off SBBoo...

Ya' all enjoy your day!

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NSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 

Growing up I never had a comfort item, my siblings too never had one. The concept had always been kind of foreign to me. I used to watch in movies and cartoons and no child around me had such.

My first, as he was growing up became attached to certain items, it started with his thumbs, there was a way he would start twisting and rubbing his thumb when he was agitated and trying to calm himself down, so that was a cue for me when we were out to get him out of wherever or away from what was causing the agitation.

When he was one I bought him a toy truck with big wheels since he had a thing for wheels and trucks and that became his first comfort item. As long as the truck was with him he was calm. We could spend longer time outdoors.

We have transitioned to various trucks but the most recent item is a blue marker. He goes everywhere with it, it has to be by his bed when he is sleeping. That’s the first thing he asks for in the morning.

I have gone back to places we visited just because he left his blue marker behind. Every time we go out now, I am always on the lookout so we don’t leave it behind.

He named the blue marker Thomas after Thomas the train. I got him an extra one just to help in case we lose the one he is always holding but I ended up misplacing it.

You need to see the way my husband, sister and I turn the house upside down in search of his precious blue marker. It would be ideal to get a lot of the blue marker but they don’t sell that blue marker alone, it comes in a pack of twelve colours and only one store stocks it in my whole town.

Other mothers look at me weird when he his playing with their kids and the kids try to snatch the blue marker from him and I rush in to intervene, when I try to explain its his comfort item, it flies over their head and doesn’t make the situation less weird.

I am already tired of the blue marker and on the lookout for bigger items like a Teddy bear or an action figure which is easier to find when dropped to introduce to him. I hope he transitions well if not I am stuck with this blue marker then.

What is a blue marker?

 You are not the one that should get tired of his toys na? In my store i have loads of expensive toys packed in big plastic boxes because the Bambinos got tired of them weeks after each purchase.. The star wars original toys na em pain me pass.... I was warned on kids habit of walking away from toys quickly but i didnt hear..... ......

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HOT GIST CONTINUED

 Remember that gist about a woman whose hubby flogs wotoporousely with cane. There's more gist and fire on the mountain as I'm typing so

Her bestie came to gist my madam what's up and both of them (bestie and my madam) are looking for a way to set her free

Everyone in the office has tried talking her out of the marriage to no avail, so they stopped advising her to leave. Her bestie said she's been going to the hospital and spending plenty money on treatment cos her period ceased, lady was happy thinking it was pregnancy, but no

 One of her colleagues who's also her friend, whose hubby is a pastor took her to her husband's church for prayers. Pastor said she's under a spell from her hubby and that her hubby went to do assignment on her head for her not to conceive, that's why her period stopped 

According to her bestie, her hubby's plan is to make her spend all her earnings on treatments, when she's left with nothing, she'll have no option but to leave the marriage or blood will dry up in her system and she'll die, he too will go and marry the love of his life( he's dating someone else already).  Pastor advice her not to let her hubby touch her and that she should leave the marriage for her own good.  She even told bestie that hubby bought her night gown, that's the first gift she's got after many years of marriage, which pastor also said was part of the assignment.  With all these and even more, she said she was ready to leave

Her reason for coming to report to my madam was that, this lady refused to leave as she said. Sey she's made up with hubby and they're a couple again.   Bestie believes she's under a spell that's why she wants my madam to go with her and bundle her out of the house and her family is not doing anything about it

  

 They wanted to execute the plan yesterday only for the woman to scatter everything. They're still on the matter , will bring update 

WHAT!!!.......where do all these kind of men come out from to marry peoples daughters? this is horrible please-!

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PINKYS CORNER



hmmm, this is not funny at all, on Friday when I came home, was so tired and needed to just shower, eat and relax but I couldn't because wify has not done cooking,this made me so sad I swear. I just put on our I PASS MY NEIGHBOR so as to keep me busy. 

At a time, I became so angry the more then I stood up to check what wify was doing in the kitchen, sincerely, what she was cooking was on the gas but she was also busy reading comments on Sdk and laughing, when I saw this, I just kukuma went to the bathroom angrily and had my shower.


Thereafter, I sat on the couch without putting on anything and was watching BBN..hmmm, I never knew the door was not locked and I have been buried in what I was watching when a neighbor came in, you need to see the way my John Thomas was running in between my legs and i was using my legs to do long jump, straight to the bathroom.., she no even knock at all.

I was in the bathroom and I heard her saying Aunty Bisi, please I came to use your grinder(me:  Jesus), so because she wants to use grinder she could not even knock or what. Man cannot jejely be naked in his own flat again, oga ooo. when she was done, she left and wify was just laughing at me ehn, I was embarrassed and went to bed angrily without eating and she knows my rule, you do not wake me up to eat once I'm asleep.


My people, when it was exactly 2:am, my spirit man woke me with hunger, I didn't even wake her up, I just went to the kitchen myself, naso I warm soup carry eba eat oooo...hmmmm

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I really had a good laugh reading this....na hunger for kee you....

Please avoid the babe that saw your gbola ooooooooh....

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