MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings..... wet and windy day!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone doing?

Alleged spontaneous blog boo, are you still entangled? I am asking on behalf of someone who asked over the weekend inside spontaneous post and you did not respond..  *yawn*

Sandalililili sandalili...................

Enjoy the rest of the day!

ehen wait wait wait...Most of the high level drama nd posting of nyansh dancing photos is all for traffic ooooh. most of the celebs and instagram gossip pages monetised their pages and need to make money.....  One celeb told me yesterday that last month he/she made 5k dollars from traffic over rubbish posts he/she made.. We had a good laugh.....

I am trying to study how to effect it and then i will start twerking and posting the videos....mah make money from there too..hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha *eyesmyhips*

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD


Recently my younger son put a cloth over his head and was running around, the elder brother started shouting Ghost! Ghost!!.

As an African mom, I shouted “ he is not a Ghost in Jesus name” and proceeded to rebuke every spirit of death o.


My boy picked this ghost of a thing from the recent onslaught of Halloween themed cartoons and shows. Every children program we watch have found a way to include something or the other about Halloween.


The African in me wants to stop them from watching completely but I don’t believe in the cancelling culture, I will rather expose them to it and teach them that it’s wrong to do and celebrate certain things because of our faith.


I have limited the shows they watch and I am trying to stick to more educational videos but even those ones are not left out.
I am patiently waiting for the Halloween fever to be over.


What I don’t understand is the Nigerian shows organising Halloween themed party. When did we start celebrating witchcraft.

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahha you no remember say Naija people carry first for follow follow?

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PINKYS CORNER

Mr Deji(not the real name) was married to Aunt Tosin, both are blessed with 4 children. The wife is a business woman in Ibadan and the husband works as a supervisor in one company in Ibadan. It happened that, husband was fired and he became jobless.

He tried getting a job but all to no avail. This struggle continued for years and it got to the point that, the wife became the the HEAD of the HOUSE (cuz she feeds the family and take all responsibilities). After a year plus(from my data collection), the business began to experience malaria and this continued till she has no goods worth of #100k in her shop.

She became so confused but she is so much in love with her family (the husband and the children). She chatted her friend who is working in one TV station located in Lagos(name withheld). She explained everything that has been happening and sister promise to get her a job. When job opportunity surfaced, she told the friend to please give it to her husband. The said friend advised her not to turn down this offer and also, she doesn't like the idea of giving the job to her husband but she insisted.

The husband (Tosin's husband) got the job with good pay then things changed for better but uncle hasn't spend a year in the organization, he has started skipping coming to Ibadan during the weekend giving nasty excuses. The wife was so confused and not only that, uncle has refused sending money. He asked the wife to look for a room(someone who is staying in a room and parlour ooo). Wife was thinking may be he is trying to cut cost and also planning to start a project but her guess was wrong.

Uncle, has finally impregnated another lady in Lagos and has decided to settle with the lady. He planned sending money for house rent to his wife while he will continue his life in Lagos. She got to know all these from her friend who has been monitoring the husband for almost 2months now. Aunty that used to be pretty with her portable stature has become old. This woman I'm talking about is regretting her actions and feel like ending it all.  

Now, what do we call this..Wickedness or Stupidity 😭😭😭😭

we move!!!

It is both wickedness and stupidity....Men who are broke are the most loving and loyal...YES I SAID IT!

This is why some women have the means to help their spouses but dont....

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IJAYS GISTS CORNER

 CHEATING PEOPLE

Like some say, if you as a 'big' man/woman wants to know what's happening in your home, be nice to your cleaners, helps and drivers.

 These set of people have plenty secrets and sometimes have that information you have been running helter skelter for right in their palms. So Oga dem wey sabi wella, dey draw dem close. And to you Ma that feels your husband is cheating and maybe do not know how to snoop, what's your relationship with your husband's driver like. You no think sey driver fit give you first hand info?

Choi, hope I'm not revealing much, Mek dem no break my head oh


As area wey I be na, I had a gist time with an elderly driver. Don't know why i'm drawn to elderly people, and dem like me wella oh. Always showing me love with plenty prayers, some sef wan matchmake me with dem pikins


This Oga driver was gisting me his journey and experiences in his many years of being a professional driver, na one of dem I wan back una so. Oga asked him one day to go pick up a client to his hotel room. Driver went to the address and picked up the lady who was already waiting. As she entered the car, owners sit precisely, she used her bag to make a pillow and rested her head on it. Na later he knew she didn't want people to see her inside the flashy car ( just be like sey my gender na the most cunning and wisest people on earth)


He showed her Oga's room and went to the bar where Oga was having a drink with a friend to him his client was waiting. Oga excused himself and left his friend who also told him he'll be leaving soon (according to the driver). After Oga and his 'client' was done with their business, he was walking her out when the 'undispictable' happened. Just be like sey her village people no gree Oga friend commot, sey they wan show am something. His wife and his friend, chai.

Normally men know themselves and can cover up for each other, but must it be Oga's friend's wife. Naso marriage and friendship take end


These things happen on a regular and not new anymore, but some people device new means of cheating, like they go extra miles now to cheat. If you come we PH city now for instance, apart from having sugar boys, they now go to beauty salons in the name of going for 'massage '. 

In fact the last training I had was in a beauty salon and wetin my eyes see eeh. Like it's normal, no one acts surprised when these things happen because I don't understand why some of these women will prefer the men giving them massage to the females.

 Naso one day in the cause of the massage, the 'massager', who's a young guy, as he dey the woman back dey massage her, his jingle bells were already up and before you knew it the juices splash for her body. And then you'll see his fellow guys saying, 'guy you eff up oh, shey you been no know wetin that woman want before, una for agree na, Mek you make her wella'. 

 And e be like say that particular woman no sabi talk her mind like others, she no sabi toast, she's still an upcoming ahewo in the business. Others for just pretend small halla well well, but she kept calm said if nothing happened, all follow for the massage.


Abi na the ones wey dey like Mek the guys come for home service, when Oga don commot and the kids has gone to school. And these yeye guys will always spill, they use it as gist topic and everyone will laugh it off.


BB talked about the married men doing married women now in PH. BB, you no lie oh. As I be Jack of all trade so, dey hustle my hustle. Naso one man Jack him fellow man one day, dey back am better blow. People gathered, separated them and asked what happened. One said the other one was cheating with him babe. And this babe so is one of the cleaners in the workplace. Cleaner wey her first child dey plan to marry. And these same men fighting over her are married. People dey use them now dey catch cruise



And the thing with some of these men be say, they don't know how to keep secrets, after them do finish, they'll still come out and spill, it's men's world afterall, the shame suppose go to the women (so they say). Naso one secretary yarn me and my madam one day how he slept with his next door neighbor who's also his wife's friend in HIS house. I screamed 'Sir C!!! ', that's what I call him
ME: What if your wife had walked in on both of you?


He said ' IJ for get that thing, we for see her as soon as she entered gate na'


My madam was just looking at him speechless


Sir C said its not his fault, the woman who is a mother of three Is always disturbing him, saying she like him. She frequents his house cos she's his neighbor and also his wife's friend, poor wife, she doesn't know what's happening behind her...

This woman uses the opportunity of being wife's friend to enter his house at will. Wife too who's shop is outside the compound, as soon as she goes to mind her shop, the neighbor runs in and collects and sir c will in return give her some change. The man just dey talk the thing, e dey sweet am for mouth, like the we use to see as abnormal is now the new normal in P town.

Na wah oh...Things dey happen







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FROM THE COMMENTS SECTION

''Years ago my classmate went to visit his mum in Lagos, his parents divorced when he was 4,he hadn't seen her in 16years,he got to Abuja,she had remarried and sent him out,sent him to her sister's place,he left that night 2days later she arrived and said he stole from her,took him to SARS and asked them to lock him up. They did. 

He slept there for days,his dad wasn't aware nobody knew,4 days later she returned and asked them to kill him, they tortured and tortured him then the night they were to shoot him,he was crying and said if he ever took or saw the money they will go scot-free but if he didn't may God fight for him a and make sure their children die at his age, one wanted to go ahead the other said no he won't continue, both armed men argued back and forth, then took him back to cell by midnight the other one gave him his phone and asked him to call anyone he knew, he did and he showed an escape route out of the guard area and asked him to flee. He fled into the midnight no clothes no money no phone nothing all he could do was run


He ran and ran till a good Samaritan gave him lift and took him to hospital gate,he laid at the gate and they refused to attend to him,a nurse later pleaded on his behalf and they took him in,he called a friend in another state to explain where he was,she sent her family in Abuja over to him. Long story short, he survived,did thanksgiving and his father warned him about going back. He got married two years later,had children,his wife has never met his mum, he kept his children away till,this woman his mum slowly crept into his life again.

 She organizes girls and manipulate him totally messing up his family and giving him ungodly advice. For years she couldn't penetrate till last year. #truestory# 100% . Some mother's are not it. 

This man's wife tried her best to love this woman hmm for where...story long abeg...what is happening now will blow your mind.but God strong pass her''

Na wah ooooh

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