MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

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IN HOUSE MEMO

Hello everyone!

I hope your weekend was nice and your work free Monday is going on well?

The first recipient of my monthly 50 euros giveaway has been identified... I will name the person a day before i want to send and ask for details to use..I will be going there today to ask what details i need to provide.

Thank you.

Enjoy the rest of the day ...

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PINKYS CORNER

This life is filled with lot of problems and unforeseen circumstances. I woke up around 5:30am by my mum's call, she was trying to fault me for not calling or checking on her but as a smart guy I turnED everything to joke. Immediately I dropped my phone a message  came in. I couldn't check the message cuz I was on my way to pea then asked wify to check the message  

She(unknown): come f##k me in my house and buy me two carton of indomie

Wifey was confused and angry,  I was also confused and told her sincerely that, I don't know the lady that sent the whatsapp chat (sincerely, I'm a member of a particular app called *******). Its been 3years I chatted or go on the app to chat with friends either on the same group, room or location . When wifey was done with her shouting and lots of para. I knelt down and asked her to please chat up the lady to send her contact, which she did in my presence.

I called her and place the call on speaker and asked her a few questions after chatting her. she said, she is a single mum of three selling indomie but she is out of cash to get indomie for yesterday and needs to f##k someone to get money. 

My wife was so confused after listening to our Convo. I told her to hold on for me till 12pm, knowing fully well that I would have been through with church service. Around 3pm, I spoke with wife about the lady and called her to know where she stays ...

The app will only bring to your notice, people who are closer to your area once your location is switched on. After church service, I discussed with my wife and we both decided on sending this lady 3k out of the 6k with us cuz we were meant to go fill up our cylinder too but we had no option. 

I am putting this up to plea and advice us to always help this kind of people whenever they come or we come across them..I had to do this not because I'm rich but cuz it's so annoying and disheartening.

let's keep moving abeg

Thanks for sending the chats, its so disgusting that this is the new way Ahewos operate.... or she is working with armed robbers, when you go, you are robbed or killed for ritual....

I dont understand this App but please delete it from your phone at once.....Iyawo pinky thanks for Understanding...

I move! ....LOL

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD


This is a short rant.....

 my second son who is almost two is driving me crazy. About a month ago, my boy of almost two years old started the habit of putting everything he lays his hands on in his mouth.


This boy licks everything, foot wears, remote controls, keys ,name it. My face is not left out, if I take my eyes of him for a minute, he will put something in his mouth. He has this satisfying look and grin on his face when he put things in his mouth while giving me side eyes to see if he will be caught.


His elder brother didn’t do this, so this is my first time of experiencing this. I am trying my best to watch him like a hawk but it’s not easy. 

I pray he gets out of this phase fast






This is a dangerous phase, please if you are ever sleepy and he is still awake and running around, please tie him to yourself.... I have seen some mums tie their kids to one place cos of this... its crazy..Pele oooo..

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THINGS YOU DIDNT KNOW

-. The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.

-. The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor.

-. The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet.

-. The rumbling of the stomach is actually called a wamble.

-. The cry of a newborn baby is called a vagitus.

-. The prongs on a fork are called tines.

-. The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands on them is called phosphenes.

-. The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent.

-. The day after tomorrow is called overmorrow.

-. Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus.

-. The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.

-. The 'na na na' and 'la la la', which don't really have any meaning in the lyrics of any song, are called vocables.

-. When you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark (like this ?!), it is referred to as an interrobang.

-. The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi.

-. The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye.

-. The condition of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning is called dysania.

-. Illegible handwriting is called griffonage.

-. The dot over an "i" or a "j" is called tittle.

-. That utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.'

-. The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called Bannock device.


From quora

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Congratulations to you and yours and may your union last forever!

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