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Friday, October 21, 2022
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I remember one time I saw a rat in the house when my wife was pregnant with our son. She was asleep. I woke her up and begged her to do the 'needful'. No be say I dey fear rat o, na just allergy..🙄.
ReplyDeleteShe woke up, chased it and almost hit it. The rat ran towards me, she asked me to close the room door, so she can kill it. I just opened the room door, ran inside and shut it! She managed to kill it tho.
This evening, she reminded me of the shamelessness I displayed that day.🥲
Una Gud Evening...#ALiSpeaks
😂😂😂😂😂what is it was a🐍
DeleteYou be case I swear rat wey be correct meat for some places
DeleteShamelessness indeed
DeleteLol
😂😂 that was then na. Let the rat try am again naa Ali B Don 💪 .🤭
DeleteMe I cannot kill rat o. I prefer roach to rats abeg
DeleteNK: 😂😂😂. When it comes to rats, I am the same yesterday, today and forever. 🤦🏃
Delete😆😆😆
DeleteUr pregnant wife chasing rat, while u carry urself dey run enter room even shutting the door, ur wife deserves one ompa
DeleteShameless indeed 🤣🤣
Delete😂😂😂😂 This reminds me of when my kid bro's ringing tone was that popular gingle which goes thus: "I de ring, I dey ring oo". We had travelled to the villa for Xmas celebration & his phone rang while mum was cooking in the kitchen where he (kid bro,) left his phone. The moment mum heard "I de ring, I de ring oo", she ran out of the kitchen screaming that a rat was singing in her kitchen. Surprised at how a rat could be singing, we rushed to the kitchen only to discover that it was my kid bro's phone that was ringing. We still make fun of mum till today because of what she displayed that day because of ordinary rat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Delete😂😂😂😂
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the same yesterday tomorrow and forever
DeleteLol... I can't kill rats too😂😂😂
DeleteI can't also kill wall geko
Your pregnant wife chasing rat while you’re on the run. If na me I go abort that pregnancy the next day. I just hope it’s a joke shaa
DeleteMorayo: OMG! 😂😂😂😂
DeleteThank God for today. Not easy to make money o... This mine we hustle to have we shall live to eat the fruits of our labour amen. Here to unwind. So tired. Good evening guys
ReplyDeleteAmen to your prayers let our hustle pay.
DeleteMoney**
DeleteIt's not easy my dear, may God bless our hustle 🙏
DeleteThanks millk but I know you know it's money. Amen o
DeleteHustle go pay 1 day. Insha Allah! 🙏
DeleteDoh.
DeleteHonestly, it's not easy to make money. It has been a hectic week for me too. God will surely bless our hustle 🙏
DeleteAmen oo
DeleteAmen ooo
DeleteIt's TGIF Baybie 💃🥳🥂
ReplyDeleteHolla darlings ❤️💕❤️💕 hope y'all had a fantabulous week like mine 😁😁
It's dinner 🍽️🥣 with my oga's at the top tonight 💃💃 birthday groove things🥳🥂 I'm getting ready but I don't know the restaurant yet 🤔🤔🤔 but I think it's either Circa or Angelo's cafe since that's their favorite dinners...ama have maximum fun till the end of October yhoo 💃💃💃
Once I return home, it's hallelujah challenge time 💃💃💃💃 then I will stay to watch Smackdown live before I call it a night
Wishing y'all a groovy jiggy weekend 🥂🥳
Do have a groovy jigijigi weekend.
DeleteSee enjoyment things, enjoy to the fullest no time to check time.
DeleteEnjoy yourself baby girl
DeleteEnjoy yourself Paris darling
DeleteEnjoy my love. It's weekend
DeleteYou and my son are supposed to be friends.He likes enjoyment like you.
DeleteLittle man already planning his midterm break hols.
Enjoy yourself 😘🤗
DeleteEnjoyment babe....carry go 😘😘😘
DeleteEnjoyment galore
DeleteEnjoy and be safe 🥰
DeleteCarry go enjoyment babe 🥰🥰🥰
DeleteEnjoyment officer
DeleteEnjoy babes
DeleteEnjoyment minister, have fun 😘
DeleteEnjoy yourself
DeleteJiggy mama 1 of SDK. I like how u dey groove jare
DeleteEnjoyment minister 🥂💃
DeleteAlways kinda liked your groove and the fact that you like Wrestling?? You're 💯
DeleteMaking cornrows,my head is paining me..God bless this woman for always coming to make my hair for free here in UK,I for know how much I go dey spend to make hair but this cornrows is a life saver,I just use my wig on sundays….
ReplyDeleteHi Anon, if you decide to switch it up, you can get crotchet braids and just install on top of the corn rows.
DeleteYou can do it yourself, it's not difficult at all.
God bless her. Pls find something for her no matter how small it is.
DeleteMystique,crotchet extension requires a different style of cornrows for installation,it won't really sit well with the style she's making tho.
DeleteCut d hair
DeleteI will just do movies and SDK...make i go buy suya first!
ReplyDeleteLol abeg enjoy o
DeleteI just finish eating correct eba with hot soup now.
ReplyDeleteI want to thank God for this week.
Waiting for the gist.
Teejay, chocolate noir, ibudin, sexy hips, ogoja boy, yeye person, Oki Royalty, say hi.
On our way to London for an all night vigil with Daddy GO Adeboye. My marriage has been rocky for some time now, hubby and I have decided to make conscious effort to make it work after contacting a divorce lawyer last week. So we planned to go on a couple alone romantic vacation in Venice next week, since the kids will be on break for one week. So this night vigil is the first step to reviving our marriage. God help us.
ReplyDeleteGod will perfect it all.
DeleteGood motive. May God restore everything and preserve your home
DeleteMay God heal and perfect all that concerns your marriage in Jesus name,you will surely testify.
DeleteMay God restore the love, affection and bond in your home. Praying along with you. 🙏
DeleteAmen🤗
DeleteAmen
DeleteAww wishing you both the best as you make conscious efforts to revive your love.
DeleteRooting for you both xx
May God step into your marriage and calm the storm. Amen
DeleteBy God’s grace, your marriage won’t fail in Jesus name. You two will celebrate many more years together in good health and laughter. We wish you all the best. Love from here.
DeleteMay God revive your marriage 🙏. Wishing you all the best.
DeleteI pray God grant you your heart desire
DeleteGod will restore your marriage.
DeleteIt is well dear...
DeleteMay God perfect everything 🙏
Congratulations in advance. My prayers are with you. Your marriage MUST work in Jesus name. Amen
DeleteMay God heal your marriage.
DeleteGood luck
DeleteAmen, your marriage will work
DeleteMay your marriage be restored 🙏
DeleteYou sure this isn't the same program my MIL is attending tonight in London?
DeleteGood will restore peace to your home, he will endure both of you wisdom to make the marriage work. Your home is blessed in Jesus name Amen.
DeleteAmen❤️
Delete🙏🙏
DeleteAmen. May God restore everything that was lost
DeleteIt's well
DeleteWishing you all the best
Amen
DeleteI pray God revive your marriage and grant your heart desires
DeleteI pray the peace and love in your home is restored 🙏,
DeleteThanks everyone! I can feel the power of God changing things for us already, and I know it's going to be permanent 🙌
Deletewe have come back to Him who is the foundation of our marriage, and we know that he will not turn His back on us🙏 it's festival of life and restoration for us! No going back to the former!!!! I will give feedback on our RESTORATION HONEYMOON next week! 😀
Your marriage must work. May God restore the love you both share together Amen 🙏🏻
DeleteGod will restore peace into your marriage
DeleteThe holy spirit will revive your marriage & bless your home. You must surely come here to celebrate with us IJN Amen
DeleteGod has done it,your marriage is restored in Jesus name.I followed the program online,God is Great.
DeleteGood evening to y'all on here.
ReplyDeleteI am inside and hoping to have a pretty smooth one all the same.
The Abuja rains have reduced and it's some mixed feelings for me.
I love the rains but it has wreaked way too many havoc and needs to gradually go.
What new number are you currently jamming to?
Running by Ayra Starr and Lojay?
Scatta scatta by Fave?
#Enjoy,#Friyayrocks
Goodnight!
Cough by kiss Daniel
DeleteGood night 😴 🥱
DeleteElectricity pheelz ft davido
DeleteCough Kizz Daniel
Dior Ruger
Girlfriend Ruger
Not new new tho but...
Just surfing the net sdking and waiting for where next miracle will come, its never easy.
ReplyDeleteEasy does it. Me I need money and a nice treats
DeleteJehovah is your strength 💪
DeleteMay God's Miracle's hit you soon in Jesus Name.Amen.
DeleteAbout to cook ogbono/okro soup with meat wey we don collectively burn.
ReplyDeleteSó during the day I decided to boil meat and stockfish that I will use to make soup for dinner. I put it on fire and went back to my 'office'. My husband who works in the living room was told to watch the meat and turn it off once it's done since the kitchen is closest to him.
At some point, he sha called out to me that he was about to enter a meeting and won't be able to monitor the meat oh. I didn't acknowledge that because I was engrossed with work.
The next thing I heard was him screaming, meat don burn finish. No single sauce to use to cook my soup
He's insisting the soup will still be sweet but I doubt it sha. We are about to chop rubbish ogbono for the next two weeks.
Someone has to take the blame for this? Abeg who is to blame?
P.S pls note that we were both working at the time oh and someone was closer to the boiling meat
Both of you. You were all engrossed so you two should take the blame. Sorry about that
DeleteYou sha want us to blame the person closer to the kitchen🤣no need to apportion blame,the ogbono will still be sweet without the stock.
DeleteLOL na two both of una go take the blame jare.
DeleteI'm sure the soup will come out fine.
Enjoy.
Eka you are to be blamed
DeleteThem no dey talk for husband and wife matter
Eka, the blame goes to you because he notified you before entering the meeting. You owe that man an apology 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Delete😂😂🤣You'll take the blame because you're the one that put it on fire.
DeleteNobody to blame.
DeleteYou both are busy and he forgot about it because of his busy schedule/work..
Eat it with smiles 😃
Na you cause am. Shey he gave you a shout out but you were busy inside. It's not his fault that you ve not cleaned your ear recently 😜
DeleteLol,na the meat me I blame o. But oga already told you he's busy,so you for put mind for wetin dey on fire so share the blame with the meat
DeleteE come be like say una like my husband pass me oh 😂😂😂. I no gree abeg. Shey u ppl are forgetting that I was working ni?
DeleteThe ogbono was not bad sha. My Alex' favourite food. Cleared her plate as usual
The blame goes to him cause he should have made sure you heard and acknowledged or he should have turned it off till someone could watch it
DeleteYou're to blame no doubt 😂
DeleteToday have been a busy day for me,today was open day in my child's school and his teacher was full of praises for him.He is intelligent and always ready to carry his friends along at such a young age.
ReplyDeleteShe said during the teacher's day celebration,my son wrote a beautiful note for her,and also encouraged his classmates to do the same.He was just telling them what to write,draw on the paper,so it won't be the same.
She said he makes teaching fun and easier.youngest yet most intelligent.
When we got home,we celebrated the mid term test excellence by baking different stuffs.
Thanks mama. Teachers are really trying o. God bless you all out there
DeleteMay God continue to make your son a shining star. God bless you mama…well done.
DeleteCongratulations
DeleteProud mama tins
your boy shall continue to make you proud
Woooow!!!
DeleteAwwwww!!
DeleteKisses 💋 😘 to him..
May he continue to make you proud 👏
“Youngest yet most intelligent “. Why do you feel the need to downplay the intelligence of other children? Hype yours all you want and leave others.
DeleteMaybe na the same speech the teacher rehearse give you and all other parents sef.
Thanks everyone.
DeleteAnon 21:34,why are you so pained.My boy no be today ooo,his teacher doesn't need to hype him,even his classmates have told him times without number,how intelligent he is despite been playful.
I cover my child with the blood of Jesus.
Raising an all round child,go and learn if you aren't raising one.
Kisses to your son.
DeleteOther kids got this exact speech.
DeleteA proud momma❤️❤️
DeleteHugs to your intelligent sonshine
Chai! I'm very tired.....
ReplyDeleteToo much Waka waka, may God bless my hustle 🙏
Even talk talk honestly not easy. God bless all hustlers abeg
DeleteFriyayyyyyyy 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
DeleteIt's been an hectic week for,but mid term break starts on Monday,so no p
Outside shidren💃💃💃💃pls don't drink and drive and stay safe out there.💃💃💃🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸
Pls bring on the gist o
Amen
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmen 🙏
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmen 🙏
DeleteGod's strength 💪 🙏
DeleteAmen 🙏 🙏 🙏
Amen,, sorry for the Waka waka
DeleteAmen 🙏. Pele, your hustle must surely pay.
DeleteChai! Are you me?
DeleteSo tired
Omo, outside the house is more like i dey for club. There's an eatery near us here . A Dj comes around weekends to entertain. But na style style i take dey enjoy the blast 😁 it's a groovy Jiggy friyaaay outside . Everywhere is bubly💃💃💃💃.
ReplyDeleteIn another News... Thanking God for Journey Mercy. Baby geh landed Safe🙏.
Enjoyment goood ooo😁
Enjoy your weekend sweetheart 😊
DeleteThank God for journey mercies
DeleteThank God for journey mercies...Just take soft drink dey enjoy the free groove
Delete🤗
DeleteGlory be to God
DeleteThanks Sis.....
DeleteAmen@Blackie
Lols@St Elsewhere 😂Soft drink. I want to quit Soft drinks. Na Smirnoff dey rock now 😂Jus one small bottle o.
There’s this new game I discovered called VS, can’t get my hands off it chai! better than candy crush. I’ve never been addicted to anything!
ReplyDeleteLord help me…
Since i discovered homescapes, I've been hooked. Level 9k plus. I also play dream hospital.
DeleteMine is gardenscapes
DeleteI am in bed reading a novel.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for some funky comments, will keep refreshing
ReplyDeleteMe too
DeleteFirst trimester is showing me no be small I am So miserable n in discomfort the whole darn day. Can’t even look at pictures or videos on food snacks et al. Trying the bitter cola hack but ain’t really working .any other suggestions? I have lost abt 6kg already . Helllllppppppppppppp
DeleteTry ensure! let your doctor know or midwife!
DeletePlease talk to your doctor. You may be experiencing hypermerisis gravidarum(extreme nausea/vomiting). There are medications that your doctor can prescribe to control it.
DeleteI will give it another try cos their usual response to me is “ it’s the first trimester so it’s normal” and I’m crying inside
DeleteSomebody said Asake should tell his fans if he is owing someone so they can pay for him before he finishes all his hit songs😅😅
ReplyDeleteKizz Daniel and number 1 spot is undefeated. Guy is good and eventually going to the world cup to perform.👏
Oga and I just finished his cough challenge.😅
Waiting for hallelujah challenge then sleep.
Kiss Daniel has been dropping hits mehn he never misses
DeleteOlolade mi Asake na anoda guy I like die...Let him give us hits abeg
This cough song🤦
DeleteMe: I want to flex my love, eyyy
Andre(every single time, every blessed day): B... C...
And I must recite with him to Z😪
Me I don kuku tire🤦
Some guys and their format sha.They will tell you anything just to enter your Jerusalem.Mr Austrian returnee,abeg carry your tori wake front.You just meet someone,you are already telling her how you built mansion in the village,your car is 35milla,yen,yen,yen,no worry,we go see who wise pass.
ReplyDeleteThat one better, a guy used"all my siblings are in UK,I'm the only one in Naija " to woo me, oponu family liability
DeleteLol
DeleteNdi i just got back,,, close your legs so tight sis...
😆🤣
DeleteIJGB brouhaha
Nesting mood... Don overwork myself today, backache wan finish me. SDKing while waiting for boo. Reading today's posts. Dunno what's for dinner yet.
ReplyDeleteThe compound I stay has a security guard who works only at night. During the day he does okada so most times I use him. He knows my shop and most of my customers/friends because I send him on errands to their place and pay him his fee as an okada man. I dash him money once in a while and buy food stuff for him family. He has a 12 years old step sister staying with him whom he did not send to school for a year now. I gave him money last month to register her in school.uptill today he has not enrolled the innocent girl in school. I asked him last week why he has not enrolled the girl and he said the girls mother asked him to bring her back meanwhile he is not sure he can afford the subsequent school fees after paying the one I gave him and I said no wahala. I don't have a right to force you to send her to school. He did not make mention of refunding the money I gave him and I did not ask. I returned an hour ago and we exchanged greetings. He followed me afterwards and said he had a dream last night about me. He was in a dream where my enemy was kidnapped. The used matchet on my enemy. I called so many people but they did not respond till I called him and he came to my rescue. I said God forbid, told him I have no shishi anywhere, how will kidnappers leave every person that has money, driving good cars around here and it is me they saw. God forbid. He said kidnappers don't just look for.money, they will call the contacts in the persons phone and ask them for ransom. I said God forbid. It is not me he saw. I left him. Prayer mood activated. I have been worried. I suspect conspiracy but God will never allow them succeed. My good will to his family will fight them to standstill. Angels of the living God, I dispatch you and mandate you to watch over every step I take henceforth..No evil is permitted to.come near my dwelling place in Jesus name.
ReplyDeleteSo rich people deserve to be kidnapped. Ok
DeleteAct fast. If possible report him to the police to scare him in case he has any evil plan
DeleteYou shall not be a victim of kidnappers or ritual killings.May the Lord continue to keep you and yours safe.
DeleteA thunderous AMEN 🙏
DeleteNo evil will befall you in Jesus name, please be prayerful and careful.
DeleteNo weapon formed against you shall prosper.
His*
DeleteSometimes, one enters into trouble doing good. If you did not get close, he would not have had any yeye dream. Conspiracy as you acknowledged.
DeleteWarrisdiz? I cover you with the blood of Jesus. You should give a police report on this o.
DeleteGame mistress, report him for what exactly? What if he did dream about her? Just be very prayerful Zaram and watchful. I guess it's nothing. May God protect u and urs
DeleteYes pray but don’t take this lightly!!
DeleteMy neighbor had an aboki bike man that drives her sometimes and also help in running errands, it wasn’t long a neighbor’s big generator downstairs got stolen, the estate management checked the cctv and discovered it was the aboki and an accomplice that stole it around 3am.
I think you should report him to your husband, your family, the police, your landlord or estate association. Just let someone know and also instill fear in him by letting him know some people are aware and that he would be held responsible if anything happens to you
Anon I don't think she meant like that.
DeleteZaram, amen to your prayers. Please be careful around this guy. Report to authorities or tell someone about this. Your family member maybe. Let everyone be on alert.
Amen. No weapon fashioned against you shall prosper
DeleteNo evil eye shall see you and yours Amen 🙏🏻
DeleteAmen Zara to your prayers. Your good will surely speak for you meanwhile share this info with your family
DeleteZaram dear, nothing will happen to you by God's grace. ask him for a refund of the money,tell him your enemy is in serious debt and needs help and start acting broke to him. complain to him as well that your family members re not well to do, just start complaining constantly to him so him go remove eyes from your body.
DeleteCorrector isonu.@Milkshakes your retarded brain didn't tell you it was a typo. You go about correcting folks like the oversabi you re, you didn't even say a prayer for her but jumped up like rat to correct her.
Dear Zaram, please if you can, stay away from your house for 2-4weeks. Make sure he doesn’t know
DeletePerson go just they happy, then remember say he never make am, mood go just spoil
ReplyDeleteYou go make am soon,,say Amen!
DeleteThis week has been very productive for me,now I'm topping it with a very sweet and relaxing weekend,yohh!👯🏾
ReplyDeleteIf sleep allows me I might see a movie or read a book.
Y'all tell this bank cashiers to stop stealing ladies numbers from the bank slips,to think they always act all serious and focused on the outside.🤣😅
Same way one MTN customer care rep was disturbing my line. This guy saw me with my kid and knew I am married but still went ahead to shoot his shot. This is how they will carry their unprofessional attitude abroad and blame poor Satan when they fuck up.
DeleteHome with my kids. Hubby is not back yet. My kids have highjacked my remote and watching their SpongeBob SquarePants.
ReplyDeleteIt's their remote, not yours na.
DeleteAnd the always miserable squid Ward.😄
DeletePlease allow them make I go watch Spongebob sef 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
DeleteIt’s hijacked na
DeleteI'm enjoying a very good series now Called LA BREA oh!! God, what a very fucking good series, its good mehn.
ReplyDeleteTGIF baby💃💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteI traveled home for my younger brother Free Dom ceremony tommorow
ReplyDeleteHome sweet home
I doze off early these days. Just woke up and decided to keep up with the post. Going back to bed. Good night oee
ReplyDeleteAt Pappies,.
ReplyDeleteMy belle don full with chicken and booze..
Maybe I go still enter club, donno yet..
This fuel scarcity don tire person
Club won🤦
DeleteStress too much for country, make I go see babes wey go come twerk for person make person mind dey😌
do dey go house jor. Abuja nor safe for night waka again
DeleteLol.. kings
DeleteMake I give Una the update..
If you won enjoy club, just get like 20k cash for hand.. when you just see one babe wey dey whine nicely and you rock the buttie, just near am spray am smal money for get a5s..
Do this and thank me later
Series to watch this weekend:
ReplyDeleteHouse of dragon (my love for this series is off za roof) 😍😁
Stranger things season 4
Young Sheldon season 6
Sex life of colleague Girls 😅🤣😂 mad ass series
Father Lord, let this symptoms be real I beg 🙏
ReplyDeleteLast night around past 1am my next compound neighbors generator caught fire,while they had slept off already, I couldn’t sleep cos there was no light so I was on a call and next thing I saw was a very huge fire had started from their balcony that faces my room window directly,I woke my brother quickly,he got up opened the door and ran outside. It was total chaos I started screaming fire, we were trying to wake the family up but they were fast asleep, Their room window is far from the balcony where the gen was. I don’t even understand that kind of deep sleep a husband and wife with 5kids no one woke up.
ReplyDeleteThe guys In my compound woke up, got a bucket and Omo and started pouring cos the fire was entering their flat, we were screaming and stoning their window pane before the father woke up, ran out and joined in trying to put off the fire. 2hours later we were done by past 3am we had put off the fire and went to sleep. This couple I’m talking about are quite rich,they are so arrogant and hardly talk to people around, nobody enters their building so while the fire was burning nobody had their phone number to even call them up. This morning they came out saw us and didn’t even bother to say thank you to anyone,they acted like nothing happened last night,No greetings,no formality,no appreciation, they just moved as if nothing happened.🤣🤣
Well I pray God keeps us all safe, cos the fire will have affected us all if I didn’t see it in time.
Time to sleep abeg today was a hectic day for me.
So annoying
DeleteWell done to you guys and I thank you for what you did
Some people ehn?! Imagine the disgusting attitude shown to neighbors who helped put out a fire in your home? Dem go see who go answer dem tomorrow.
DeleteWeldone sis and thank God for keeping y'all safe!
God bless you and all who helped. It is a pity that it will take quite a lot for some people to learn.
DeleteAnd my comment disappeared torh!
ReplyDeleteAttending a vigil with baby n boo.
ReplyDeleteMake I do small gist: I don do the do after about 5months, the land was dry and water wasn't found, the small tap that spills when touched didn't respond.
Anyway small sanitation was done and till the next farm day we would keep digging.
HahahhA....MY story...N m married but sometimes very dry
DeleteHow you women stay this long without sex after delivery? You are supposed to resume sexual activity after your six weeks visit to the doctor. Stop giving satan chance in your home.
Delete