Sisi Senaponi's Corner - Best Friend With Wicked Mind

 Hmmmm, this is deep!

Kpoi! Kpoi! Una doh o!


Stellacinamonpapaya, I hail o!


I say make i comot house go by needle and thread as Obioma sef don join odogwu gang.

He don dey dictate which dross customer suppose troway! God abeg e!


Those days wey be say even when dross don amputate finish, na obioma go even hep person tack St. Michael put. Kiikiikii..now they don rebrand and upgrade o!


Their money now na from 200naira upwards. Minus the insult wey person go collect on top tear tear for clothe wah use my money buy!


Na for the mama wey dey sell thread and needle i land, I meet her as she dey advice one fine aunty wey resemble Fulani with her pointed nose and ebony skin.


She dey use handkerchief dab eyes make her make up nor too shift.


The Mama begin tell her say, she sef too put body for grand! Say how she go tell another person that kain secret Inside this life wey we dey So!

No body wan attend to me, me sef neva ready to be attended to. The aunty kneel down, thank the mama and she comot.


Mama phone ring, she begin discuss with person for phone.

Una know say our African mothers never complete talk if tempo never rise reash bustop!


Mama say ehn, shebi she don warn the geh make she nor too dey trust friends. Say her head nor gree friendship since she be small pikin!.

Say she go tell her friend about the 7months miscarriage she get after her fiance use beating finish her!

The new man wey she come dey befriend now, mama say she advice her, not to get pregnant before the marriage. So she begin use birth control medicine, but she nor tell the man.


The new man dey stylishly wait to see if she go get belle, she sef dey stylishly avoid belle, to see if he go pay her bride price first.


Na im her best friend wey sabi all her life history! The one wey she carry her life give, as God nor dey house to confide in again go tell the new man say the Aunty no fit born! Say her womb don damage after she go abort 7months old belle!*choi*


The matter scatter the man head, na so he find Aunty go her shop, cause serious drama!

He say so she be barren woman, and she wan use sense tie him down! He say no wonder she never carry belle all these while as he dey do do!

Aunty begin cry, she nor know how to explain! Abeg when person ask her were you pregnant? Did you take out the baby at 7months!
And the two answer na Yes! Abeg how she wan explain give man wey already don get poisoned mind fa?!


He say he nor dey do again. Na so she carry herself come explain to her godmother.


This mama na her own mother best friend as her own mother don kpai since she young and na this Mama raise her with her Papa family dem dem.


Nna ehn, as my ears full and balance the matter, anor even come remember wetin I find come.

I just dey look okada wey dey go and come, this life too deep abeg! The mind of man is desperately wicked indeed.

I say Mama I wan buy tape rule, sorry thread! She say which colour i say any one!


Abeg na dross awan sew, anybody wey nor like my colour riot for wire, fit go tie another rope for backyard! *clickstongue*

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