Friday In House News...

 What a beautiful cool day!

What is your weather like?

IN HOUSE MEMO.....

How is everything? The heat wave has gone down and the wind is so fresh and cooling now...I cant wait for the Winter to come, I may complain of cold but it would be definitely better than the heat we just suffered. it was so horrible sweating as soon as you step outside....kai!!!

The names of the Recipients for the Angel Pee giveaway will be announced next week, i was asked to hold on, maybe they want to add more to it, i dont know.....

Enjoy the rest of the day and shout out to my anonymous spontaneous blog boo..... Thank you for the funny company memo you sent which i posted inside in house news......

Thank you also for this new emoji....LOL

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



I had some toddlers over at my house the other day. Their mom was sick without help, so I took the kids so their mom can rest. Not voluntarily though, they actually cried to follow me home and since the mom was unwell I obliged.

I almost lost it, the walk home on its own was crazy, they were bent on running everywhere and I struggled to keep them walking on a straight line.

The number of times, I heard I want to poo or wee alone could drive one crazy and in less than two hours my living room was upside down. I was shouting so much and at my wits end.

They ended up spending around four hours and it wasn't too bad but I am not looking forward to hosting little kids any time soon .

Sincerely kudos to moms with a lot of kids, only God knows how my mom coped with raising the five of us.





Hahahahahhahaha you and pinky complaining about kids, make una no scare people oooooh...

Some kids are horror and lack home training...I cannot remember my kids giving anyone hell....they would be so dramatic at home but if they go and spend time anywhere and go back to pick, i would see them acting like Angels and even helping to arrange things....LOL

Last last they are Blessing that we cant do without...

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FROM FRIDAY SPONTANEOUS POST..

''I had an embarrassment on Monday guys. Men in this blog please close your eyes because this my story is for Ladies' ears alone. I went to weave clothes last week, when i got to the shop there were other customers who came before me and definitely they would be attended to before me. 

The weaving area is in a market place so I dropped the clothes with the weaving guy and took permission from him to quickly go get some stuff from the market so that by the time I am back from the market he had already weaved the clothes. After spending nearly an hour in the market, I came back but he had not weaved the clothes but the rest customers I met there had already left so he was busy weaving the clothes of other people that left their clothes with him.

 When I came back, he quickly opened the bag of clothes I gave to him and started sorting out the clothes according to how he would weave them because of the colors of the threads to be used. As he was bringing them out there was my pant! Omg, he lifted it and dropped it immediately. 

I just thank God that other guys were not in the shop when that happened and am also happy this didn't happen in my absence like when I went to the market. If it happened when I went to the market and other customers were there shebi they would have used my pant to do caricature. They may/would be lifting and throwing my pant up and down for cruise.

 Funnily there are three other guys that work with him but they had already closed for the day when I came back from the market. I still thank God that it was a clean white pant. How my pant got into that bag is what I don't know. I don't sew at home so I wander how the pant got in there.

Wandering the thoughts that crept into the guys mind. Maybe he would think that I bought the pant on my way to his shop because if you see the way I maintained my balance as if him seeing the pant meant nothing whereas my mind had already melted in thoughts of what would have happened if that happened in my absence. Maybe the next day he would gist others guys what happened. Can you imagine? It's my pant saga that would be their talk. I won't return to that shop for a long time''.




if the pant is clean as you said what is the big deal? Why wont you return to the shop? Is this first time a man is seeing your pant? Abeg jor, nothing spoil!









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PINKYS CORNER

Children are so lovely and also a blessing from God but when you come across some, you will never pray to have twins at all. 

My neighbor has twin girls(we call her iya ibeji). They are lovely girls but full of dramas and a lot of wahala. Once I get home like this, Dem no dey stay their own flat again, they will just come directly to ours and can be with us till 10-11pm and even sleep off before they can be carried to their own apartment..

Aside from that, no one can force them to leave, let alone their mum except if she has decided not to sleep that night because those girls can cry for hours non stop.

The new couch chair I just did was messed up yesterday so badly. I was in the kitchen pounding yam as normal and I left them in the living room while the TV was on, thinking they are busy watching TV, not knowing that, they have opened my fridge, and took some banana.

They ate to the extent that, they started playing with it on the chair and I was sweating badly in the kitchen and never knew anything.

When wify came in using her own spare key. The only thing I heard was the screaming noise then I quickly came out of the kitchen to know why she shouted that way. , my people, I no fit cry at all, was just looking at them like mumu. Wify took over what I was doing in the kitchen while I had to take soap, water and sponge to clear all their nonsense. I was even cleaning those things, Taiwo was busy laughing and was even jumping all around. 

That one no do them, they went into our bedroom and stepped on all the clothes we just washed. You need to see my white. I just kukuma deceived them and told them that I want to go get biscuits for them, they followed me and I dropped them with their house maid. I can't die young abeg

Well at least you have experienced how kids can be right? Forget that they are twins, even one child can do more damage if allowed..... What i know are kids being destructive at home and not at someone elses home... They need a little discipline to cool down...

Well done oh, you seem to pound yam a lot.. why dont you guys buy poundo yam flour? isnt buying yams more expensive? wetin una use eat the pounded yam? please be completing the story...LOL








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HILARIOUS

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES


A new sick leave policy has been initiated by our company and we are asking all employees to follow

through on the program listed below.


SICKNESS - NO EXCUSE

We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof.
we believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


IF SOMEONE DIES

This is no excuse, there is nothing you can do for them and we feel sure that someone with a lesser position can attend to the arrangements. However if the funeral can be held in the early afternoon, we will be glad to let you off thirty minutes early, provided that your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the business going in your absence.


LEAVE OF ABSENCE ( FOR AN OPERATION )

We will no longer allow this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you might need an operation. Since we believe that as long as you are an employee here that you need all that you have. We hired you as you are and therefore anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.


Last

Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow this practice of going in alphabetical orders. For instance, those whose last names begin with “A” will go from 8:00 a.m. to 8:10 a.m. - “ B” will go from 8:10 a.m. to 8:20 a.m. and so on.
If you are unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next round of the day when your turn comes again and if you missed again, you’ll be first in line early morning.


By order of the Management
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