TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How una dey oh......

 

Shout out and greetings from Angel Pee who has quietly relocated back to the abroad LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT because Naija failed him......

He will be in Naija soon sha... who wants to meet him? Una try! LMAO.

So i dey my own this morning oh, nah so a popular BV here messaged me that there is a message from God ... The message was shocking but i cant share for now.....Just remember that i said this cos i will refer to it later.....PRAISEEEEEE DA LORD!!!!

I wat to start voting in the face of in house news competition..... My vote will count from September. I just want to see if it is the person i vote for that will win or BVs will do the right thing by voting for the person that is supposed to win..nah experiment sha...

You people in Nigeria complaining about the price of foodstuff, my people he price of foodstuff in Germany is triples the prices oooooh. Thank God that the govt provides money for the Jobless, how e for be?

Before when i shop for the weekend with 50 euros I am good but now i use about 200 euros.... If i enter African shop to buy niaja food it will be more sef... life all over the world is different now...Es ist anders geworden!

 I am not reading through again, if you see gbagaun, make eba use chop am..LOL

Shout out to my SBBoo....

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



I have been talking and writing so much about the gap in the Nigerian educational system, so I decided to do something about it by taking an online course in children psychology and special needs education since I can’t attend physical classes yet.

Apart from universities being on strike, the schools that offer the courses are several states away hence the decision to opt for online certification.

The whole idea is to get certified enough to start a school that will be able to cater for children’s educational needs regardless of any developmental issues.

So I fixed my classes for night time when the kids are asleep. I enjoyed the first few days, then the struggle to stay awake and attentive started. I couldn’t even catch up with reading during the day.

I have struggled so much in the past few weeks, that I have decided to take a break and find a working routine so I don’t waste my school fees. I will be back to online schooling when I can figure out how to shuffle it with the kids.

I am also excited about going back to physical school and having a total career change but I am willing to wait on my dreams for now. ( My mom offered to take them off my hands so I can go back to school fully but I no fit)

Not being around in their life daily is scary and I am not willing to let someone else raise them even if its someone I care about so much.

So I am keeping my fingers crossed till then.




Well done for your sacrifices.....


Make you know say there is no age that a mother ever agrees that her kids are old enough to be left alone oh...... if you see how i call the Bambinos phone when they are not there eh.....One of them asked me recently ''Mama i am almost a man when will you realise that? I love you too but you disturb too much'' For my mind i was like you never see something..... Let me call now sef...hehehhehehehehhehehhe

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BLOG VISITORS NEW HOUSE GIST

I just moved into a new neighbourhood and gist come plenty for here but let me start with this my next door neighbour, my ears don see shege for here.

 I live in a self-contained apartment but who de stay face-me-I-slap-you get peace pass me.

There is a very young couple with just two kids, Stella they fight about everything, they're so loud about everything, if it's not about food, then it's about late nights, about cheating, suspicions or about s#x, even during the s#x ni, you will hear things like ''ana'm abiaaa oooo (I'm cumming), mepee ya ofuma ka nwunye'' (open it wide let me pour in), the man is a night crawler, he comes in when the gate is already locked, he will knock so loud and wake everyone, then come in to disturb his wife about food or s#x-...

The other day he accused the woman of sleeping around because there's a mechanic workshop around here and his wife sells soft drinks and gala to the mechanic guys, so oga accused her of sleeping with them, just yesterday being on Sunday, I got back from the church and was about relaxing when I heard the loud scream, I jumped up, their kids were crying so loud, I didn't want to go there because I don't want to familiarise with them since I'm new here but the cry of the children dragged me out especially the new born.

 I came and asked them what happened, madam said that Oga's pregnant mistress found her way to their doorstep and even had the temerity to say that she won't leave until she collects her feeding allowance, Madam come vex, come use chair hit am for head , Hanty fell to the ground with her long belle and was bleeding from the head (Okpetu besuoooo), so them carry am rush go hospital.

 Oga now came back and was informed by another nosy neighbour, so fight come start, I beg beg, them no gree, I shaa took the kids into my house and locked door, around 11pm, police came and arrested the man and the woman, she came and took the two kids with me and they followed the police, this afternoon again, I came back from job hunting and saw another crowd for their doorstep, I didn't bother to ask ooo, I just walked into my house..

From the shouting, they bailed themselves and Oga said that madam must leave him house, Madam said he should leave that it was her own brother that paid for the house, oga don vex scatter their door, at the time of filing this report, their house is ďoorless, this matter get as e be but I will update you when any of them leaves, because e be like say na madam get house.... what do I know sef... #Aprokkonawork

Dramatic environment, please stay away from this couple ooooooooooo, its not good news. face front and dont give give them an ear or look..... Otherwise if you pokenose to do amebo you will regret it.....

If you observe amebo sha you can alert us...LOL

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PINKYS CORNER

The Trouble Maker 

I don't know my problem these days, I'm becoming the unknown recently and I so much love my wife because she is getting used to it small small.

I came in from my POS stand yesterday and went straight to bed to relax, waiting for wifey to come back from work because it's her turn to cook (note: we have time table for who is next to be the cook). I just jejely went to bed to relax. Madam should have been home around 6pm on dot but I didn't see her and it was getting to 6:45pm.

Then I planned on scaring her when she returned.

When it was exactly 7pm, I heard her voice talking to our neighbor...

I picked the sandal she saw me put on this morning so that she won't know I'm around. Then I went inside our wardrobe (the wardrobe has 3doors, so the last one is for hanging shirts alone). I went into the 3rd one because I know she will definitely pull off her shirt and hang in there.

I was laughing like mumu in there when she came in,pulled off all the gbagbos she was putting on and opened the wardrobe to hang her shirt.

 Immediately she opened and i made a scary sound, aunty ran so fast into the living room not even minding she was not putting on anything, I followed her straight, guess what?

Wifey was trying to open the door in order to run outside then I held her so close (see me laughing ooo).. Immediately she noticed I was the one, Jesus, she wanted to punch me and I tried blocking then my phone screen just had several cracks just like when a child is trying to learn how to draw. hmmmm.

Furthermore, wifey was so angry and she said and I quote " I won't cook anything tonight, just go and cook else, we both we sleep without food", you need to see the way I ran into the kitchen to cook. I was laughing all through in the kitchen. Craze dey worry me true true.

We move

 

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