Sisi Senaponi's Corner - Waist Bead Wonderment

 Baby men dem with boxers wey moskito fear pass flit! *side eyes*  

Una kpoi kpoi kpoi e!

Who dey area? Stellalamba, I hail o!


Hmm...


For the compound wey face our yard One young girl wey dey Poly been live with one of her female friends!


Small time, one young man begin find her come. He nor too teh wey he buy her car!


Everything dey go well, until one day wah dey waka pass! *sideeyes*


No be say I waka pass like that, like that...I don already pass, so I come re-waka again, as I sight the man inside him car on top phone, as he dey vibrate like vulcanizer engine!


He begin shout! Make she nor call my number again! If I like, I will not send money or even bother to see my children for another ten years! It's my business not anybody's!


Hmm...confuse come catch me, so I begin watch the man with my spynoculars!
Turns out that, this man get wife and children for house!


Be like say something cause fight between him and the wife, so he come port sinceee, and turn himself to Bachelor without divorce!


He carry money dey spend anyhow for the young girl, begin threaten to abandon his children!


Anor even know as emotions just carry me that day, wey I remember some of my schoolmates when we dey Primary 5, wey their Papa abandon, carry another woman children train for expensive private schools!


Na one tiny white beans inside nylon, the three of them go share during breaktime. Sometimes sef, the food go don spoil, but they go still lem like that!
Because of them, I dey corner extra Garri with vegetable soup go school!


As my Mama don suspect say I dey carry food share with person, sometimes she sef go don add extra fish or meat! I go reach school begin confuse if my fish get belle, born pikin for road, inside plastic! *Children sense...God abeg e!*


For our school, Person must to Lem well and gather energy to chop cane and cut grass!
Shullincase, the noise makers decide say, heaven nor go rest until they carry all of us enter trouble, for headteacher hand!


Plenty cane wey person just chop for another person offence! E don tey wey injustice don dey this life!



Nna ehn, I just talk one prayer for my mind as I come waka pass the car, go my side say 'God abeg, for the children!'


Today wah dey follow Aunty Peace wey like problem pass repentance talk for frontyard Na so I sight the young girl with her friend, come down from keke napep, wey she carry black scarf cover face enter compound!


God of wonders! Na so I even remember say, I even get customer wah nor see for Mass last week, inside that compound.


Aftoroh, Bible say be thine neighbour's keeper, e nor matter if the neighbour na tennis or football! All ball na ball and I no mind to carry mat sidon inside post! *clickstongue*


Anor gree make Aunty Peace follow me enter, as na everywhere she go, person husband dey miss! Abeg my hand nor dey!


Na for staircase I begin hear the young girl cry, her friend tell her make she nor jump downstairs o! *yinmu* this one wey like soft life pass bedbug! Which kain yeye jump! *Akuko!*


Na im I say, young lady, it is not the end of thine road! (I see Karma wey tie fine wrapper, carry cooler wey dey comot hot hot steam, tanda for roadside dey wave you, with cane wey get 2 heads!-*inside my mind*)


I say your way still dey very lonnnng o! (So she sef go live long and marry, and see wetin 'roving eyes' dey do housewife for body!- *inside my mind*)


Wetin hapun? Oga give her punching out of nowhere for public...eye opening things! *Hian!*


Abeg that 'westbead' wey these girls dey wear upandan, get person wey suppose dey tell them say 'e get where o'! (Mean say, e get where the bead battery dey low'!) As power pass power!


As this young girl bend back for Balcony like this, remain small wah for shout!


Even Babalawo pikin nor get incisions for west reach like that! Anor fit close mouth!


I quick comot my hand, go house wash and detoxify my eyes with the blood of Jesus!


So ontop all the one wey dey round her west, oga still collect him car and launch her with punching as parting gift?! *wonderment!*


E get wetin I begin wonder, be like some people dey like off light when dey wan first do! Make God no see them, snap photo as evidence for judgement day ba?! *see sense!*


First time wey person eye suppose ON like floodlight! Even if Nepa no show, carry Lantern! To check and balance! As anor understand how Normal man go see this kain thing and not fear!


Na so corper for yard come house one time like that, say her 2months old Bobo get serious Eczema wey resemble Map of Libya from him groin area spread to the thighs!


E nor dey baff?! E nor dey smell?! 2 whole months of fornicating?! Under nor dey scratch you sef?! Na wa o!


She say na inside dark dem dey always do! She say na as she mistakenly drag duvet comot from him body as he dey sleep, she look back see am!


I say you nor dey see am scratch?! She say na 'pack' e dey 'pack'.I say that one nor be 'pack' Na sense he dey use scratch him blokos! Go meet Matron do serious test! Carry your Mumu Bobo go there too! Fit be Blackmarket Gonokoko e go carry!

Babymen dem with boxers wey moskito fear pass flit! *side eyes* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


Anyway Oga sha don go back house to him wife. Pain me say anor sabi the wife, afor tell her make she carry am go do deliverance plus serious Hospital Tests as only God know the kain entourage wey don build habitat for him terrain! Make she nor go carry wetin nor be her own!


Young lady don resume keke napep movement, until her west go catch another prey, na hia we dey!