Monday In House News...

 I salute everyone.....

IN HOUSE MEMO.......

How una dey? I hope the going is good?

Well I am about to spin a new one ......

I have 200k left from the Angel Koof giveaway money and I will be giving half of it to Miss Ess to reinvest in her business after the horror she just went through and spending all her money on Surgery... Miss Ess, you must use this money for business and nothing else...... You are one of the special recipients.

I will be thinking of who to give the last 100k to..........

I hope the new IDs dont suddenly reappear.... I have noted all of you with your disappearing acts,please dont reappear when i want to do the Angel Pee giveaway.

if you collected from this giveaway, please respect yourself and dont apply when i start.

For those of you who have been referring to Angle KOOF as he, did i say its a man? Did i say its a woman? Angel KOOF is a Spirit that decided to bless you...take the Blessing and move .... just say Angel KOOF, dont look for the gender.

God bless una oh...

I dey hungry now

Have a great Monday!

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PINKYS CORNER
CARELESSNESS


Yesterday was thanks giving Sunday and this month happens to be our wedding anniversary month, so we danced and enjoyed ourselves in the presence of the Lord.


After church service, we got home and I had to change my clothes then to get pepper and fish to cook. On getting home, wifey was busy watching BBN then I went into the kitchen to make the soup. The soup was still on the gas then I went to disturb my wife for Wedding anniversary gift but she ignored me and I switched off the tv set and placed her on condition.

Was having so much fun that I forgot there was something on the gas and we both slept off.


Suddenly I heard a loud knock at the door and I jumped off the bed in my birthday suit, put on my shorts and immediately I opened the door that leads to the living room, smoke don full everywhere. I just told my neighbor to please hold on for me then I quickly ran to the kitchen and found out that the soup I suffered to cook was burnt and there was  nothing left in the pot aside from fish wey don turn to rubbish.


Wifey, had gone to attend to the person at the door because I over-heard her saying, we slept off blablabla then she was peeping through the small window that connects the living room and the kitchen for easy transfer of food. then she said "Onisekuse oshi" then I replied her saying "Iwona oniranu".


We had no choice than to just throw away the burnt offering  but sincerely I wasn't happy because of the wasted money and effort but we thank God nothing happened to us and the house, if not, it would have been a different story by now.

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IJEOMAS GIST CORNER

This is a true life story that happened not too long ago in a community close to mine.


There's this girl that came to stay with her dad. Her parents were separated, she and her other siblings has been living with their mum in her place. Babe was about to write her WAEC and decided to go register in her dad's community


According to her, anytime she wakes up in the mornings, she always feel someone touched or had s#x with her. She confided in her friend who was thinking it was spiritual husband thing cos the babe is a beauty to behold


And fear no let her tell her papa even though he's been nice and friendly with her.


This babe always drink one agbo to wash her system and prevent malaria (agbo normal thing for villa). Her friend advised she stop taking it for something, maybe na the agbo dey mek her feel like that. She heeded to her friend's advice and went to bed without taking it.


Ladies and gentlemen, in the middle of the night look who came into her room and started taking off her pants, her papa. As in her biological father, the man she calls daddy


She was about screaming and call for help when he brought out a knife and threatened to kill her if she shouts. This man forcefully slept with his daughter and went back to bed


As day break na, na him the girl come out for compound and cried out, she told everyone what happened, trust community youths na, they captured the villa man and dragged him to the village chief for judgment


He didn't not deny what he did and was not even remorseful at all. He told them he usually put pills in the agbo he gives her to drink every night which meks her fall into deep sleep and he will sleep with her


His reason for doing such rubbish was that the girl is too beautiful and he couldn't imagine another man 'chopping' her. He boldly told them to give him any punishment they want and doesn't regret his actions. 

 Your 17 years old daughter Oga




Really sad.. God forbid bad thing...some people should never have kids at all.









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RE - SATURDAY CHRONICLES

Stella this is for IHN ....

Reading Saturday chronicle comments and seeing how some women are slaves in their marriages, I wonder how Nigerian women were raised and how they could not 're-raise' themselves if they were raised to chop rubbish in the name of marriage.

 My dad was very wicked, a cheat, and violent man. Mum remained and treated him like a god. I was always angry as a child. I hated how dad treated mum and how she chose to remain in such a toxic marriage.

 The evil man died years ago and left mum as a shadow. Very sickly and weak. Married now, my hubby is not close to what my dad was. He is caring and loving. Never caught him cheating or hit me. What I did? 

When dating men, I watched out for those signs, aggressiveness, hot temper, overly jealous or controlling, there are always signs. I left them at the notice of any of those signs. Yes, I left, if you decide to marry rubbish just because you don't want to date many men, then you will see hell with your evil horseband.

 I left them until I found my sweet husband. It was worth the wait. I let any man I dated to know that I won't condone cheating or domestic violence. I told them if we get married and they try it, they should consider the marriage over. He has been cooperating in the last fifteen years. 

We also discussed number of kids we will have no matter the s#x. We agreed on two and and we have two. Why should your husband cheat on you? Some do so without even hiding it? No respect at all for you. What nonsense! 

Why should he beat you? Are you a slave or his child? The day mine insulted me and said he was only correcting me, I warned him never to try such again, why would you insult me and claim correction? Am I your child? Which day did I insult you and say I was correcting you? Mtcheew 

My husband knows that I don't take nonsense and I don't dish out nonsense to him. I love and respect him, do my job in the house as a wife. I am not working at the moment and he doesn't use it against me. I do little online business from home. He takes care of the home expenses. That does not give him the right to start treating me as a slave. Never!

 Women, stop having plenty kids, get a skill or certifications added to your degree. Anything that will prevent you from leaving an abusive man, avoid it. I have only two kids, if it warrants that I leave today, I won't suffer cos I have my skills and certificate to earn. Even if I don't earn, I have caring and loving siblings.

 Even if I don't have any of the above, I can never remain and live in pains in marriage, I wouldn't rather live alone in one room and drink garri peacefully.





Will they hear?

Some people reading this are in a bad place already Marriage wise so they will shamefully disagree with how you described your marriage.

Most Nigerian women just want to Marry because they have to marry.

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