AMEBO CHRONICLES - When An Amebo Becomes The Topic Of Gossip

When you are a professional Amebo you will have your days too when you will be the topic of the street.

 I went out at 4am and was on my way back when hairdresser called me. This woman doesn’t call except its huge so I quickly picked the call. My heart skipped but I knew my hands were clean. Soldiers were at my house banging the gate and olofofo them have already started spreading gossip.


I got down at the junction and all eyes were on me and so I didn’t kuku greet anybody. When I got to the hairdresser’s shop she quickly dragged me in and told me that the Soldiers have been at our gate for some hours and they are also asking about the occupants of the house.

I was scared but at the same time I wasn’t because I don’t have any skeleton, but what if they just bundle me away? I called my first neighbor and he said that he was not at home and I should update him and so I called the second one and he said he was home but he can’t come out. I asked if he had issues with the law and he said none but he had issues with a man he was dating the wife .LOL


He said the woman didn’t tell him she was married until a man threatened to arrest him after he bought freezer and generator for the woman LOL.


I took a deep breath and started walking towards my house. Everybody was peeping from their corners and didn’t greet me so me too I boned face. I got to the entrance and opened the gate, they didn’t stop me so I closed the gate and wet in to drop my bags. I waited for some time they didn’t knock so I came out.

The soldier stopped me and started interrogating me. Turns out a dispatch rider ran away with gadgets worth millions and the tracker always stopped on our street. Even the address the man dropped was our house address.

 ha! 

Didn’t they verify his address before hiring him? Did he drop a guarantor? They dropped their contacts so I can call if I see or hear anything.

We discussed more and I saw them off to their vehicle. All eyes were on me, they were stretching their necks. These people couldn’t even come out to stand with me, what if they bundled me away? Mtchewwww

I walked majestically to the hairdresser’s shop to tell her everything because na only she deserve the gist. If she likes she should tell them later but for now I am in charge. They started coming to buy card and drinks when i was gisitng the hair dresser but each time we paused

But that experience opened my eyes, no one got you except yourself.