Some people own too much..............
What was the petty reason that made you not to date someone or that made someone decide that they cannot date you?
I read somewhere where one guy saw the lady he was asking out eat eba and stew with knife and fork and he couldn't deal....LMAO!!!!
So petty right?
You dumped this person because.........
This person dumped you because.........
We have had a topic similar to this before right?
Lets gist!
Lol@eating Eba with fork and knife.
ReplyDeleteMy niece and nephew don't use their hands to eat any food. Eba they use fork. Snack they use serviette to hold it
He loved me to much or he is obsessed me..
DeleteI became scared he might harm me.
The day he said bashecle instead of bicycle 🤦♀️
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 21:01, wucked somebori 😂
DeleteI dumped him coz he was lousy,lazy as fhuck, smokes like a chimney, above all he eats like a hoodlum.
Delete@Finny, all these in o e person 😲😲
DeleteYou dodged an ogbunigwe 😁
My dear @Ruby, Usain bolt gat nothing on me mhen.
DeleteI dumped my ex because of dirt. When I mean dirt hmmmmm. Filty house, the toilet is the worse the WC bowl has changed from white to brown i didn't even attempt to wash it. I spent one weekend with him and I ran without looking back. He is a senior police office so he was on night duty so he left me at home to go for patrol. I couldn't sleep because something was biting me as I was sleeping. The bed was full of bedbugs. I ran without an explanation when I got home I stayed outside my compound and waited until night time then I cut off my hair and burnt the clothes I went with and bathed with dettol before I entered my house. He thinks am proud till today he doesn't know the reason I dumped him. Dirty Yoruba man!
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DeleteThis reason is not petty at all o. Being extremely dirty is a valid reason to end a relationship especially if you have brought it to his notice and he refused to do something about it.
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DeleteSo much dirt and grime to have encountered in one person.
Does he not know he’s dirty or does e enjoy being dirty?
Mma Nwachukwu
Anon 14.17 What a prejudice person you are. You got my attention until you put the Yoruba man. Every tribe have a dirty man and very wrong and unnecessary saying “Yoruba man”.
DeleteYou see Yoruba men, their dorty is on another level. I dated or attempted dating one and I ran. I was considering dating him and visited his house, just as friends first, that was the end of it
DeleteBed bugs? I wont even blink an eye lid before dumping him.
DeleteYou tried o, one weekend. Tufiakwa....
DeleteI dumped one guy bcoz he cracks alot of distasteful jokes, he entered my mum's store one hot afternoon and screamed, i said what's that. Innocent me feeling so scared, he said he saw one rat on boxers climbing the wall. Oh gosh i tried to hide my disgust, and i firmly made up my mind to kick the loser out.
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Deletelmao u guys just don't have similar sense of humor
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DeleteI have been laughing hard after reading this.....
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DeleteHe is a big clown
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DeleteI like him, biko send his number, i need a joker in my life right now. Nigeria wahala too much kwakwakwakwakwakwa
Delete🤣🤣🤣this was funny
DeleteI was introduced to him by a friend,so we spoke on the phone, Video call wasn't it back then.
ReplyDeleteDuring a particular festive season,I went to visit my cousin living in his area,so I told him I would come around.
When I entered the street I saw a guy infront of the house that was described and in my mind I was like,why is this guy eating with oil all over his mouth.
I called the person I was looking for low and behold,the same guy I was irritated about picked my call.
I lost interest immediately,didn't even bother entering their compound.i just gave him one zobo and left.
U are bad I swear, u just left like that? Not even hello...eyin yi tu bad ooo
DeleteHad an almost same experience as you. But mine was that he was fair. I don't like fair guys. Immediately I confirmed he was the same person I had been speaking with, I didn't even bother getting down, I continued on my merry way and blocked him immediately
DeleteHahahahahahahahahaha.
DeleteSluttychic.
When I was single, I was fortunate not to have been dumped, I rather amicably ended the relationship cos I wasn't ready to get married then and didn't want to keep leading them on.
ReplyDeleteSo I would love to read comments.
Back from Church and service was great. There something great about attending a church and church feels like family. Mine is definitely one.
Here's Sunday rice 🍚 to you dear bvs
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Oversabi. You know that irritating oversabi when mouth does not shut up? I too know...I sabi pass all kinda attitude. ehen.
ReplyDeleteI didn't dump him like dump him sha. I just peacefully left him alone in the relationship. Can't be training an adult.
But all adult needs training and retraining now cuz we are not perfect or what do you think ma
Delete@Mc Pinky, not all adults would agree that they need to adjust their lifestyle. Some believe that you have to accept them the way they are, no matter how nasty that habit may be.
DeleteThe man probably falls under such category, and the best thing to do is to end the relationship
Ruby458 ,you even get time to explain. Lolll. Abeg those who gerrit, will gerrit.
Delete4 the very first time, I decided to ask a girl out, her body odour (cray fish smell) made me think other wise, since then have been avoiding her
ReplyDeleteRazz is ur name and I can imagine how ur name go dey affect you for relationship..
DeleteBoss, no vex I just dey joke but sincerely the cray fish smell is good compared to smoked fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does she sell crayfish or any fish products?maybe you only catch he on bad times😁
DeleteThese days no reason they just move on.
ReplyDeleteAfter the do abi or they just move on like that without anything?
DeleteI am sorry oooo, just asking for the brethren at the back 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Guy said I was too friendly that I smile to much.he asked mi not to smile at his friends imagine.men,d whole tin went south as I can't be a gloomy child.
ReplyDeleteNo blame the guy..he knows what his friends can do..
DeleteSo, he is scared I'm advance 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Well I don't think this is a petty reason sha, but I once dated one guy like that that talks too much the first time I introduced him to my friend after exchanging greetings and my friend left you need to see the way this guy started insulting my friend he said how can a lady be this fat she looks disgusting, see her tummy, see her Christian mother arm see this see that even I was very sure he didn't know this lady from Adam. I was already irritated the way he bashed this girl. Well when he eventually left I was still angry my friend came back and asked me what happened I didn't tell her that the guy insulted her I just told her it's nothing. Then she said it seems I don't like the guys but he seems like a nice person. I just looked at her and shake my head, only if she knew. That was how I broke up with the loud mouth guy.
ReplyDeleteHe could be low key attracted to your friend. Oh the irony!
DeleteYou're a bad friend. Why didn't you warn him immediately and tell him off when he was insulting her? Instead, you sat there and listened joyfully. So much for friendship!
DeleteYou did well to break it off, biko. Inukwa insulting your friend, that's too bad. If he could say such about your friend, then your family members may not be off-limit. He laxks decorum and respect.
Delete@16:26
DeleteExactly what came to mind
Shooter, why calling her a bad friend when you don't know her from Adam. Maybe she's the type that does not like confrontations. At least, she ended the situations hip.
DeleteOmo!
ReplyDeleteThis guy back in Uni,How can we be strolling and everybody knows you,every step we take,you're saying hello to either mma orange seller or yeye guys,No be even better people sef.
I brokeup with him during one of his greeting shenanigans.He can't be acting like my mama when he's not even a woman😄
Broke up with another because he was always running away from my troubles,I wonder what he expects me to do with all the wahala I had planned to dish..Sometimes drama is necessary o
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DeleteU are right ooo, sometimes, wahala is good but too much of it can be so dangerous
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DeleteMy ex broke up with me because he said my wahala is too much and I didn’t give him peace lol I didn’t give him peace because he never has my time always telling me he is busy and he is a hustler long hissssss!!!
ReplyDeleteHe calls me beautiful wahala; we are cool now but we don’t talk anymore and I like it that way. I don’t want us talking like we are in a relationship so I stop communicating with him so we can both move on.
Kikiki. Beautiful wahala, I can't stop laughing...
DeleteBroke up with a guy cos he talks too much,he can't bridle his tongue..just open mouth waaah and talk even when it doesn't concerns him,always having opinions in every matter being discussed...to me,once you talk too much,you will surely lie cos you will always bring non existing stories to back up your talks...I had to dump him fast cos I'm a very private person,I wouldn't like my matter going out anyhow or be the subject of discussion from people
ReplyDeleteOne broke up with me cos I have a missing tooth 😂😂😂 like theriosly? Dude come on 😆😆😆
ReplyDeleteTheriouthly 😃
DeleteLmao!! @Tuleyy you just killed me.
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DeleteFix it now
DeleteEverything was ok till he decided to travel last December. He went to Port Harcourt, went to Bayelsa and then finally to Delta before returning to Abuja. The first thing I did when he returned was to check his penis. Honestly, it wasn't the same way I left it. How you go travel almost round Nigeria and you say you nor chook. I nor believe. I issued him red card straight.
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DeleteThis better be a joke. The penis diminished or what? Hian!
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DeleteHahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 please explain oo
DeleteYou checked what?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteAra adugbo, tuntun ti dey oh! So, because his penis didn't look like you left it, you broke up with him? Chei! Men don suffer! How did you know sef? PLS educate us
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DeleteHe was traveling abroad for masters ,so he asked that I move on that I am ripe for marriage while he isn't ready, after his masters he came back to meet me already engaged and was begging to come back,I asked if he is now ripe for marriage and he said not yet but doesn't want to loose me,mtspewww.10yrs now married with 5kids to a spirit filled and a naira loaded man.I can't deal with a looser.But I cried sha
ReplyDeleteI’m had a similar experience guy told me he loved me so much but would be ready for marriage in maybe 5 - 10 years (kaii) we are both already in our late 20’s and he’s older ! He left for masters in uk met me married oooo. I told my hairdresser I didn’t understand men like that cause it messed me up she said them never marry they’re so undecided cause she had one like that too
DeleteMany suddenly disappeared. I think it had to do with my ADHD. I was painfully shy and very anxious. No self confidence. I broke with a guy, as he started asking for money, quite often. The other was not taking the relationship serious. Thank God, I met a man, who understands my anxiety.
ReplyDeleteAwww! I totally understand you. I do not have ADHD, but I used to be terribly shy with zero confidence. I have outgrown them now and I thank God for that.
DeleteThank God for sending a good man your way. It is well with you 🤗🤗
i think you guys are all discussing what gave you the ick. you see social media and whatsapp status ehn, if only people knew how much of a turn off some things can be ehn, they will watch what they post. for me what gave me the ick was my last ex always having too many girls in his comment section. Also he liked reposting other people's work to his business page n claiming it as his own. He also posts on his status things like "Who will buy kinikan for me? I am craving bla bla bla" Ew. The last straw was when he would post distasteful whatsapp status about meeting women in his office and on the road with mouth odour and body odour. And it's not as if his own mouth does not have odour o. the whole thing just made him seem so lousy and I don't want such a man representing me. I just had 2 let him go but pretended that something else was the cause and start an argument to spare his feelings.
ReplyDeleteAnother turn off is men posting "hard guy" memes or anything insulting women, calling women hungry or gold-diggers for wanting bare minimum treatment from men. I just imagine them crying behind their keyboards and being vindictive because a woman rejected them. It's so obvious you're hurting bro. Heal and think before you post.
I am just like you concerning what you said. I think you are very wise.
DeleteI had to google "ick", been using irk. Nice one.
DeleteI feel you sis
DeleteSo icky. Posting other people's stuff is straight up stealing. And true, any guy with no respect for women, or having a God complex will be shot out so fast. There are a lot of people who need to work on themselves so bad. Problem is they don't believe there is anything wrong with them.
DeleteBlackBerry, both are correct. You can use irk or ick.
Deleteanon 16:33 whatever you do in life, pls avoid a lousy man. very soon you become the topic and the receiver of that lousiness, or the man starts embarrassing you outside with his utterances. my aunt in Canada, I've always found her husband too loud, lousy n talkative. dunno what even attracted her 2 such a man. the result is showing today. guy man is petty, vindictive, squanders their investment on women. what does he not do? worst of all he thinks he is in the right o n is always justifying his actions. God forbid
DeleteI can’t stand men/women like that. Lousy and childish.
DeleteI had to mute a lot of people’s status, everything is there.
Sluttychic.
He told me his only priority is to focus on relocating for his masters abroad.
ReplyDeleteMe I dumped a guy for talking crap about his ex, said she is an ashawo n guys have used her n all. Sorry I can't be dealing with such nonsense vibes. if you know, you know.
ReplyDeleteYou are very correct anony 16:17, especially those married men that will be putting their wives down thinking it will make me love them. Una dey ment.
DeleteWe know na
DeleteDuring my uni days, a guy saw my picture on my roommate's phone and was like "this girl is beautiful o, is she single?" My roomie replied in the affirmative. Only for him to say he can't even date someone like me because I look like someone that will finish his money. I just laughed when she told me
ReplyDeleteat least him know him level. when he is rich and ur still available he will come for you again
DeleteHahahaha don't mind him. He is intimidated by your presence
DeleteI broke up with her because she is too clingy and always telling me how to love her. Love no be full time job a beg. She want stay on the phone everyday for many hours like I no get job. I got burned out
ReplyDeleteYou dodged a bullet.
DeleteShe probably has some insecuritiesshe was battling with. She will learn and outgrow it.
DeleteMy own na ghost mode I dey chop, I chop am even for marriage. Person will just wake up and move on and out without telling me my fault. Now, I don't even bother to enter any relationship, make I dey my dey. Annoying thing is those guys will chase me like their lives depends on me, once I gree, just give it time, they'll ghost me. Sometimes I will be in a relationship and be still searching bcos I know I will soon be free. Currently single as a lark.
ReplyDeleteCast out every spirit of catch and loose.
DeletePray seriously against spirit husband.Those stupid things are real and sturborn.
DeleteIt is well. You will one day smile ☺️☺️
DeleteYou might want to pray against evil aura in your life. That trend is not normal. All of those men cannot be terrible people to have left that way. Take care
DeleteMy friend just dumped her side guy. This guy is stingy to a fault according, to her o. She is married, while the guy is still single. Guy will tell her to pay for hotel where they will both knack themselves o. Guy has never spent a dime on her. My friend just take anger dropped the guy.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand,isn't she supposed to be the sugarmummy?
DeleteMe self I dey confuse
DeleteHe said he can't be with someone who cannot be naked in his presence. Very ridiculous reason (someone that knows my fiance died 3yeras and haven't dated until him) I'm still hurting cos I love this man.
ReplyDeleteI broke up with a guy cos he eats like a cow. We went to an amala joint to eat amala, the way this guy was eating the amala and meat so noisily and violently.
ReplyDeleteHe was munching and making noise with his mouth and chewing so fast,I looked at him tire he no gree code, few days later again at home with his friends I cooked and they were eating and u need to see the way he was chewing food I almost entered the ground, 😂😂😂when I got home I spoke to him about it and he said I’m insulting him even though I was very polite. An adult chewing like a rat! Worse still he no gree take correction Omo I ran.
Some don't take corrections
DeleteHahahaha Wetin we go call this one na
DeleteSo irritating habit 🚶♀️
DeleteI bet you wouldn’t complain if it was dangote 🤣🤣
DeleteI have never left a relationship because of a petty reason. All my reasons were tangible and valid.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I have been dumped because of a petty reason though, na them fit talk that one.
One ghosted me cos he dreamt that I was with him and his father asked him to send me out which he did, funny enough we were not dating then, though we dated before and he left which he later came back and apologized that he left cos he wasn't ready to settle down and don't equally want to tie me down, I forgive him and we became friends but not dating, but now I have borrowed myself Sense I have blocked him though he has apologized but we are only friends on WhatsApp so he can see that I never needed him in the first place. I left one cos his ego is too much and he lacks manners. I left another cos he was too Stingy to a fault, don't get me wrong I pay my bills but at least I don't need a husband that will be Stingy. One was too flamboyant, don't know how to save and is equally not ready for marriage.
ReplyDeleteGot introduced to a single dad many years ago. I was OK with it, especially since I was a single mum too. He had twins. So ofc, it was the first thing I asked about. The way this chap responded... "they are with their mum. They don't live with me."
ReplyDeleteHuge turn off. Me who loved my son . That was strike one. So I go check our mutual friends on FB and got the gist that he was actually the ex of another old friend. In fact... wait for it... he had sexually assaulted her back then. She got pregnant and had to go through a painful termination. Now, fully loaded with my research, I asked him when he called if he knew the lady. The moment I mentioned her name, first thing uncle said was not to believe anything I heard.
Then when he knew I was not taking it, clown said it was 'youthful exuberance'. Nah... not like I wanted to, but the nerve!!!
Please don't look back as you flee
DeleteA clearly accursed individual. Please keep running.
DeleteHe said I was too much in his head and he was beginning to get to obsessed
ReplyDeleteThis is actually a very good reason. This guy saved you from himself.
DeleteI broke up with her because it seems the essence of her existence is her education and assets. I kept low key to monitor her but the bragging was too much. Her income in a month is my daily income but she didn't know. When all my discussions with her was always about money and class, I stepped. My money ain't safe with such a materialistic lady. Can someone be just human? Is that too much to ask?
ReplyDeleteI was just human with my ex but he said he doesn't have time for me and cannot commit to any woman. That he is chasing money. Money I never asked him for and he never gave. Anyway this life is funny. May we pair up with the right people in future, God willing.
DeleteShe has something to prove that she is an independent woman. Good. Independent means she has it all. So I don't fit anywhere in her life then. I ghosted her.
ReplyDeleteI broke up with someone because he said, do I think I will be enjoying the way i was when we get married . He meant all the goodies and money he gave me which he did willingly without me asking. Oga thought i was going to marry him. After that i stopped picking his call or replying his messages. He begged tire but my mind was made up. Up till now he doesn’t know the reason i stopped communicating with him
ReplyDeleteWell i was dumped bcoz uncle said he cant be with a half graduate. hahahahaha i was an Nce holder then and uncle worked with united nations in Abuja.
ReplyDeleteToday i am an Nce holder, a Bsc Ed holder,currently running my masters and will soon apply for Phd whenever Asuu decide to call off their strike.
To be honest thats the only reason i pushed and want to further my education.
The goal is the become a Phd holder, Print the certificate on a large banner and hang it in front of his door with a bold picture of me by the side, saying fhuck you bitch, i did it hahahahaha
Huncle got married and is divorced with 2 kids now.
I think i dodge a yoruba demons bullet.
*Shines teeth*
PhD in Nigeria 😳😳
DeletePh.D is just a certificate dear. Once you get it, you will realize that there is more to life especially when you realize that it did chase away loneliness in your life. Get it because you want to use it and not out of spite for a man.
DeleteYou had to bring in his tribe because.... That's just the kind of person you are. Had he "stooped low" then, would you have smeared his tribe as you were preparing to wed? Why should his divorce be something you take joy in? Would you were an NCE holder with where you've managed to get to right now? He was being factual and saved you pain even if it hurt then.
DeleteAt least the relationship pushed you to better yourself and you rightfully have him credit. I hope you have personal plans for the degrees and you're not just leading your life based on the preferences of an ex. You have a unique set of skills and interests you can apply to forge a stellar career.
Oh really. So even basic common sense, men cannot even impart to kids? So what exactly do you lot bring to the table?
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ReplyDeleteHe broke up with me cos his family said that he must marry from Anambra and we are both Igbos, but I'm not from Anambra. Now Oga wants us to sit and talk, abeg I'm not from Anambra, I don't have anything and will never have anything to do with him. Go and be sitting with your Anambra wife.
ReplyDeleteWell-educated, successful but single at 40? There is a hidden reason men avoided her. Don't be a hero! So I vamoosed.
ReplyDeleteRemembered I broke up with a guy who wanted marriage, he sat me down to tell me how his parent marriage went which made the marriage success.his mother was submissive to the core, whenever his father returns back, the mum will take the children inside to avoid disturbing their dad til he calls for them,when theirs no food at home the mum must not let anyone know but will quietly look for means to feed the children,and the mum does not compete with other women in terms of fashion bla bla..omo I tear race
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DeleteNot my own ooo, but my friend left a guy who was from a “rich family” but was always broke it’s like the old money was finished! But that’s not what put her off she managed him ooo but he would eat and demand 15 eggs a day! Saying he was a gym boy, strong boy kinikan kinikan. Omo smh
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