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When my aunt was yabing me seriously that it is a shame that I don't know how to speak Igbo properly. She kept going on and on about it and people were much there so I know she was doing that to embarrass me.
ReplyDeleteI lost my cool and I insulted her thoroughly that day. Highlighted all her weak points so I will get even with her.
After the whole episode I just felt and regretted saying those words because it was as if the devil possessed me to say all those things and I was a willing tool.
I told her sorry but the deed has been done already
Sorry oh. Ndo.
DeleteBut wait, Why don’t you know how to speak Igbo?
I get really angry and sad when I see two Igbo parents that don’t speak Igbo to their children.
And their children proudly say ‘I can hear, but I can’t speak’ 😔
The English kwanu na ‘ mummy buy me biscuit’.
Go to Enugu and Onitsha and see them scattered all over speaking cut and join English.
Children can comfortably learn three languages below the age of 7 without interferences.
I speak Igbo well and still enunciate English words properly.
Igbo people teach your children Igbo!!!!
You can’t be more English than the British.
If your parents didn’t teach you, better find an Igbo mama and ask her to be speaking to you.
That’s what my friend did and she’s the only one who speaks amongst her siblings
Mma Nwachukwu
Eyah it was the position you found yourself, you needed away to protect yourself from the insult.
DeleteWhen I couldn't spell 'If' in an exam in secondary school. Head just blank anyhow...🤦🥲🙆
ReplyDeleteLmao 🤣🤣🤣 mine was 'as' kai 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ those wicked invigilators will not even let you ask your fellow students,that's how their eyes will be hovering round like hawks 🙆😏
DeleteHah😂😂😂
DeleteHappened to me in pry 3 or so. And it's me that used to come first in class o. I steady was asking my seatmate "spell i.t it abeg"... The babe be like "i.t naa"... I will ask again "spell am naaa". She will repeat. Finally I boned thinking the girl too dull. And na me be olodo😂😂
I finally left that space blank and went to submit laidat😂
In Secondary school, during an examination session, l was blank and l asked my friend to write letter Y for me.
DeleteShe was confused and looked at me in disbelief, because she was well aware of my academical performance.
Me that used to come 1st in class be dat oh !
The moment l here "pens up" anal breathing will naturally just follow for me, my hands will numb, then sweating. I too do sha !
Extra sheet crew.
LoL. Honestly, exams nor be true test of knowledge at all. Lots of jitters and nerves have cost otherwise bright students to fail o. Na when we don graduate dey work, na'im we see say some dullards for class actually bright pass those wey been dey pass that year....
DeleteInstead of exams, they should just ask students to swear if they understand the course or not. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 same thing happened to me in primary five. I was very brilliant and used to take the 1st position. During exam period, my classmates will cluster around me to teach them things. So one time, our beloveth teacher taught us a new word 'opaque', which is the opposite of transparent.
DeleteAs usual they all gathered and I reminded them that the opposite of transparent is opaque. I made sure they didn't forget. Time for exam, we entered and sat for the exam. My people, I didn't know what happened. It was like my village people had a meeting against me.
First question on English language was the opposite of transparent. I totally forgot. Even people I taught knew it except me. I couldn't ask around because I sat in front and my teacher was starring so hard at me.
Another question came... Write the synonyms of this words, ... Again, I forgot what synonym is. When she managed to leave my side, I asked our invigilator and this woman told me that synonym meant opposite in meaning😡😡. Okay nau, I began to write my beautiful nonsense with confidence.
Another question came... make a sentence with the word 'transparent'. My people, your sister wrote "she has transparent already" 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Transparent to where? I didn't know.
My teacher came and went through my script. To say she was disappointed was an understatement. She was mad at me that she angrily hit me. She started shouting at me and everyone was busy looking at us. The mighty has fallen. I cried eeh 😂😂. At that moment I gave up on 1st position.
After everything sha I still maintained my 1st position.
Hah Supernova🤣🤣🤣
DeleteNa this okro soup cause am. Tahhh! I nor dey give my son okro soup again. What is this?😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious
DeleteFidel what is this gang up and beef against okro soup🧐🧐🧐 Abeg leave okro soup for we the okro geng.
Delete😂😂😂 sisi Fidel, na lie okro no fit dull your son oo. Okro even helped open my brain the more sef. Please leave my precious okro out of this oo.
DeleteWhen I didnt last 3min on bed. Chai.
ReplyDeleteSee disappointment
Eeyahh!
DeleteWhen I couldn't keep up with my cowgirl position after surgery,hubby understand sha.Back to being pro now
ReplyDeleteWhen I let my unborn child to be aborted because I was stupid.
ReplyDeleteThe deed is done try to forgive yourself and move past beating urself up for your mistake. Ask God to forgive you and give you peace of mind.❤️
DeleteFor letting one of my childhood friends make me feel worthless because she was dating a yahoo guy and supposedly balling.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck was I thinking🤦🏾♀️
A certain decision I took in 2006,still regret it though but it's all good.
ReplyDeleteI was in primary 4. We read a comprehension and our teacher picked out some words and asked us to say another words for those words she picked. When she got to me,she asked me another word for perhaps.My people,my head went blank! When I saw her coming forward with her cane I shouted boya!!! The whole class bursted into laughter.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂boya is the Yoruba word for perhaps na 🤣🤣
Delete😂😂😂😂😂 what's this? You people will not finish person with laugh this night. 'Boya kini'? 😂
Delete😂😂😂😂 but you're correct na 😂😂😂
Delete@lane minder boya ke lo wa perhaps 😂😂😂
One time few years ago, I went to visit my boyfriend for the weekend,after cleaning and washing i relaxed and was watching tv and by evening Nepa had put off the light so I was stuck in the dark and he wasn’t around to put on the generator.
ReplyDeleteFew minutes later I started hearing a funny sound like a snake hissing,the snake will hiss once and stop, like 30 minutes later the snake will hiss again,come and see drama I was looking for the snake with torchlight I was sweating profusely I started calling him it was ringing he didn’t pick up,so I wore my dress and quickly went outside so the snake will not bite me and kill only me inside the house😂.
I was outside till he came back by 10 cos he went to his site for inspection and was held in traffic,when he saw me outside he was suprised,then I told him something is hissing like a snake inside the house, 2of us went inside,he put on the generator and he started looking for the snake,he even called his neighbor, that’s how they were both searching they put on only the light so they could hear when the snake hisses again,after like 10 minutes the snake hissed again,and I said can u hear it,the snake has hissed again o,that’s how uncle stood up and said which snake?
Air freshener dispenser that was hanging behind the chair on the wall is what I’m calling snake😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 he removed the curtain and behold the air freshener dispenser hanging on the wall hissing occasionally like a snake😂😂😂.
His neighbor almost died of laughter that night 😂🤣🤣🤣I was now apologizing after them don scatter the whole sitting room dey find snake.
Omo the next day very early in the morning I ran to my house cos shame wan kill me,I couldn’t even look the neighbor in the eyes😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
DeleteVery funny 😁 😂 😀
Delete😂😂😂😂 snake in air freshener shadow.
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣you were not wrong joor who wouldn't mistake that for a.... 🤣
Delete😂😂😂😂 @snake in air freshener shadow 😂😂😂
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Delete😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteWho be dis abeg 🤣🤣🤣🤣I laugh fall from chair🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteNa wa ooo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 choi! 🙆🏾♀️
DeleteAfter making mouth to my guy how I was gonna eat his gbola raw,do 360 degree on top of his gbola,lick and suck him from head to toe. Oh boy on the d day I just lay flat like wood wet rain beat.
ReplyDeleteWhen after 8 years of marriage I didn't get pregnant and keep getting pressured by in-laws, I stepped out by reconnecting with my former boyfriend during my ovulation, and seduced him to have sex with me. Surprisingly, I got pregnant for the first time in 8 years, I couldn't keep the pregnancy, I aborted it. I still couldn't keep the episode to myself, I confessed it to my ex, and he chased me out of the marriage. That was the moment I was most ashamed of myself. The marriage ended forever! But this God is a God of second chance, I have been married for 12 years now and I have 4 kids without any stress. First hit in this marriage and I got preggy.
ReplyDeleteDid your ex ever have his own kids?
DeleteAborting my twin
ReplyDelete😞
DeleteWhen myself and my ex ended things
ReplyDeleteMay you find closure and be able to forgive yourself.
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