AMEBO CHRONICLES - Japa Secret

 I move around a lot and my phone contact is full and my WhatsApp status is a mess. 

I rarely check whatsapp status except when I am bored. I was in traffic and still had a little battery when I stumbled on one visa agent’s status I met in a far place.

I saw a not too close friend’s husband on the guy’s status. The husband was sitting down smiling and saying ‘’na God o’’ and the visa guy was talking about how credible his agency is in helping with Visa.

Out of excitement abi na amebo I messaged our mutual friend and told her that it seems her friend's husband just got a visa and I told her what I saw, we jisted about the family.

Next day my amebo friend saw Wife and greeted her and asked when the husband was leaving . Jesus!!! Who send you message ?

That one was confused and shocked. My friend called me and asked me if what I told her was right and I said yes na. Then I went to find it and send to her. She didn’t tell me the wife was there.

Okay so wife did not know her husband was planning to travel. But when did he intend to tell her?

My friend called me some days later and told me their home scattered. How? Why? You tell me say the woman dey there ? which kind amebo you be sef? I no go dey tell you anything again mtchewww.

The woman was heart broken that the love of her life kept a japa plan away from her.

Nobody should blame me o because if he wanted to keep his secret he shouldn’t have sat down there to shine teeth while that visa agent was doing advert . I don vex.

How do people just plan to run and leave their loved ones when there is no problem? Na wah.