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Sunday, June 12, 2022

Boredom Eliminating Post..

 


42 comments:

  1. I was almost always sick from when I was born till I was about 18. Week in, week out, hospital. My mom suffered sha. I don't know my kind of AA. Around my hood, everyone thought I would die. My very good friend came to visit me at the hospital one day and said "the way I dey see you ehn, na only God fit make you last reach 40yrs. I pray say you last sha" Creepy!
    That was my last visit to the hospital till childbirth. I've not even had as much as a serious headache since then. I was 17! It's been 14yrs now. I never reach 40yrs sha but I know say I go pass am by far. Who said there's no God?

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    1. Mama😍. There surely is God.

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    2. Thank God for the gift of life.

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    3. God has the final say.
      There's God

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    4. Heavens heard the cry on your mind that fateful day. Hallelujah πŸ™Œ

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    5. Are u me?my mum still says it till today, since adulthood apart from 1st trimester, I hardly ever fall sick except when I overwork my self, I get the sign then I take days off to rest and that's all.i Thank God for my life everyday.

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  2. Stella o
    You've reminded me of a message I got from someone I respected as a married man and a customer.
    He mistakenly sent me an SMS meant for someone else.
    Let me copy and paste it here

    Here it is;
    I love u darling. I had wanted to disvirgin u but cos i am human, i will only suck ur breast & finger ur clitoris till u reach eighteen years, is that ok by u!

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    1. @Kry
      How did you know for sure that the message wasn't meant for you?

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    2. My goodness!!!

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    3. 18:14 I'm a full blown adult and I look nothing like a minor

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    4. He also apologized for the mistake and begged me not to disclose it..but here I am clearing my conscience.

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    5. Stella 🀣🀣🀣, people Sabi look for trouble on this your blog o.
      Help me see the kain question 18:44 asked Krytiq.🀣🀣🀣

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    6. Shocking 🀯

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    7. Wish he can be reported to the authorities. Who knows the young girl he is deceiving?

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  3. "I will like to marry you"
    Yep, a lady told me that and I didn't find it funny at all.

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  4. She’s gonna k*ll herslf if I dnt show up ! I almost tie my red towel for waist rush there.

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    1. So what did she want? It's good you didn't call her bluff. Some people are fragile.

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  5. Keeping tabs on me(hacked my phone) threatening to release my nude everytime I do not agree to see him or when ever i tried to leave the relationship...I actually got bp cuz of it..it was God that helped.

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  6. My father's brother in a fit of anger said that a lizard on a wall will fall when the wall falls

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  7. Growing up, I hardly see my dad go bare footed even in his room, always on slip on . One day he came back from work and was helping him remove his shoes n socks , he raised his legs up and ask me to fetch his slippers, I ask him to drop his feet while i do that and his response.... "I will disappear if my feet touch the floor" Omo πŸ˜‚ i asked him why and he said he was a ghost. Till today i didn't tell anyone. But each time he comes back from work , i go hide behind the door to see if he will disappear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Haaaaa!!! I for don run to my grandma ooo πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is funny

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    3. Hilarious and creepy πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

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    4. Na your post I replied funny dad and pikinπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  8. I had terrible ulcer pain a few years ago,so I was telling my sis in-law that I couldn’t eat certain types of food cos of stomach pain,like beans,garri,and some other types of oily stews,that I don’t eat beans especially cos it worsens the pain,then she said ‘’this one wey ur belle Dey reject and select food like this,hope e no go dey select and reject pikin when the time comes’’I told her Godforbid but till now I still wonder why she had to say that to me tho.She didn’t even suggest remedy or drugs,she just said what she said..

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    1. Do you still have it? How did you cure it? Mine is killing me.

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    2. Mix coconut water with triangle hollandis milk. Drink it once in a while, it helps for ulcer pain. I pray God heal you completely

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    3. That’s more than likely acid reflux. Not ulcer. Nobody get ulcer pass Nigerians. It’s non existent in the US.

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  9. "I have begged you for so long, yet you don't want to accept my proposal, by the time I come back tomorrow, you will be my wife "
    Me, I changed location sharp sharp

    2," You are just like my mother, let me start beating you now before you run away with man, if my father had done that, my mum wouldn't have followed man and ran away"
    Me, it's over.

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  10. A doctor shared my results with inlaws, they called to tell me that I have retroverted uterus and narrow pelvic that a baby can't pass my birth canal.
    Brother in law interpreted the result spiritually that I am an ogbanje, evil and dedicated to whatever,but GOD PASS THEM.
    I don birth babies with my retroverted uterus and narrow birth canal.

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    1. Your last sentence got me laughing so hard🀣🀣🀣
      This blog dey give me joy

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    2. That Dr is hopelessly incompetent.

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  11. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ funny dad and pikin

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  12. Wow! All these sounds like funny comments oooo, I don laugh tire.
    Happy Sunday!

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