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Saturday, June 25, 2022

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    1. My electrician stole from me. Just 2days ago. E painnnnn me

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    2. @anon 21:34, you really have to long down your stuff. I have been trying to get my mom to get someone even couple days a week to do house work and she refuses, always saying too many thieves, not worth it the wahala so she does it herself no matter how tiring.

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  2. Putting lock on the door to the room and locking it when going out but myself and hubby will just close our own bedroom door when going out just, just to show them we're comfortable with them around. But this couple lost the keys and had to break the door, in the process destroyed the door. Since then ehn,I hardly have people stay more than a week with us

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  3. He insisted on sleeping in the living room even when we've got a guest room.I trust the mosquitoes in my family house,It dealt with him to the extent he came knocking to be allowed access to the guest room๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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  4. Pooped in my house ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    Incase y’all don’t know, shitting in other people’s houses is very rude and uncouth, don’t even know how one can feel comfortable enough to do number 2 in any toilet that’s not theirs. Unless you’re sleeping over or you’re very close to the person you’re visiting, I guess it’s permissible.

    Hold that shit in till you get to your own house. If you’re purging, then don’t go visiting anyone. Stay in your house and purge to your heart’s content. Thank you.

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    1. Snarker, e be like say something dey do you for head ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.
      So a guest will go to someone's house just to go go do nos 2. I never knew people planned nos 2.
      Nonsense ๐Ÿ˜

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    2. Hey God. These things are involuntary nau. You could pour a full container of Izzol and detol on every surface of the toilet If you feel the person is too dirty to share a toilet with you.

      Wait, you mean you can control your self when you feel the urge to purge? Maybe you have never purged the original purging. Pray it doesn't happen to you in a place where you are the stranger

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    3. Snarker, but what if you cook food give the guest and it caused diarrhea๐Ÿ’ฉ Unlike urine our bodies cannot hold feces in if you urgently must go, nature has made us so. Even urgently most ppl can still hold their urine in for a while, but feces not so. Have a heart, I am sure they didn't want to go in your home.

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    4. Upon say her toilet na shalanga oo

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  5. I remember visiting my aunt for an event. She didn't allow me do anything. Such a nice woman. I felt so uneasy, luckily they went to church, o didn't plan staying till then, so I didn't carry any Sunday wears, cos of their church, the clothes I came with, is not appropriate

    Immediately they left, I went into work. I'm expert in cleaning and tidying. Note the house was already very clean but I just needed to do something no matter what it was. I started arranging and tidying up the house, clean, and everywhere was spotless, when you enter, you will know it was touched well

    Kia, I regretted, cos it didn't sit well with my aunty, cos she started explaining that she clean oh, and that's her best and I felt terribly bad, cos she thought maybe the house was looking dirty that's why I decided to clean. But it was very very neat, just that I wanted to use my decoration mind to blow their mind. Since then, if I visit someone, I do what I know I should do

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    1. Eya, I feel you Anonymous

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    2. She didn't see it from your own perspective

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    3. I can imagen the whole scenario lol. Na good you do thats the most important thing ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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  6. Anon 18:27, LOL at your decoration mind. Hahaha. I beg, na your type I dey like, I will even offer you a permanent room in my house. LOL. Shows, you don't have a parasitic behavior and would love to contribute in your own capacity.

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    1. I like her type wella, I am like her too, if I visit, I must assist o

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  7. My cousin. She used the sponge I use in washing my toilet to have her bath. She couldn't even ask first. Very wise woman.

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    1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. Hahahahahahah @ very wise woman kai you re too much abeg.

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  8. The day armed robbers robbed us at home,they took my brothers to the toilet and locked them inside the toilet,after collecting the money they came for,they locked my dad and my sisters inside the store, then they went to the kitchen and ate the jellof Rice and croaker fish in the pot before they left.I can never forget that incident.The four of the finished the whole food and dropped their plates outside at the balcony and left the main door open.I and my mum went to church that afternoon and got back by evening it was when we came back we saw the front door open and plates were outside,as we entered the whole house was upside down,then my mum started calling my brothers and they started screaming that they were in the toilet,we had to open for them from outside.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚and went to open for my sisters and dad.They turned the house around๐Ÿ˜‚.

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ sorry but this is funny.

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    2. Next time them too go go church.

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    3. Hungry robbers.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  9. The day armed robbers robbed us at home,they took my brothers to the toilet and locked them inside the toilet,after collecting the money they came for,they locked my dad and my sisters inside the store, then they went to the kitchen and ate the jellof Rice and croaker fish in the pot before they left.I can never forget that incident.The four of the finished the whole food and dropped their plates outside at the balcony and left the main door open.I and my mum went to church that afternoon and got back by evening it was when we came back we saw the front door open and plates were outside,as we entered the whole house was upside down,then my mum started calling my brothers and they started screaming that they were in the toilet,we had to open for them from outside.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚and went to open for my sisters and dad.They turned the house around๐Ÿ˜‚.

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    1. Hungry thieves๐Ÿ˜€

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just had to laugh.

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  10. Used the toilet without flushing it. As in pooed.

    Used my toothbrush to also brush her teeth.

    Stole my clothes and money

    Threatened to go take more food from the pot if I don't give her more.

    There's nothing my eyes haven't seen in this life.

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  11. A visitor asked for tea,I gave him a mug of hot water,tea bag ,milk and sugar.i was shocked when he opened up d teabag, emptied it's content into d mug and consumed it.he was even chewing oh!!! Pls d worst was wen he asked for toothpick๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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    1. Choi! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. Obara Jisos ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

      This takes the cake๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    3. @ krytiq Ambi d tin Taya mi oh!!!!

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    4. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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    5. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  12. Helping her self with drinks from the fridge, back then I'm sec sch and it was even my mum that wanted to take it ooo the kind expkaination I give mumsi that day ehn

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  13. My friend stole my bowl of afang soup from the fridge. i quietly follow her go her house, open her fridge and boom, there sat my bowl of afang soup, i gave her a federal warning and left with my soup.

    Now she doesn't mess with me, my werey na follow come.

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. Some ppl you just can't mess with their food, nah 1st degree homicide issue dat.

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    3. OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฒ I CANT BELIEVE THIS ๐Ÿ˜ญ A WHOLE AFANG SOUP , EVEN EVEN NA TIN TOMATOES KOMKOM OF AFANG SOUP YOU KNOW HOW E GO TAKE GO WELL FOR YOU , TALK MORE OF A PLATE, NNA MEEEEEHN THAT YA FRIEND GET MIND SHA.

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  14. Then my sister inlaw Togolese house help stole my money I kept on the floor of the wardrobe. She was also stealing my sister inlaws money & that was why my Aunty invited her guarantor

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  15. Putting their legs on my Couch. Haaaa that thing Annoys me so much.
    Been Selective of Food
    Chooses the swallow they want untop my own money o.
    Life

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  16. We have these couple that always come to visit us. Every time they come the husband is always using our guest toilet to shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ. Honestly the thing has tired me. I’ve told my husband to try and tell his friend to poo in his own home before coming to visit us but my husband finds my annoyance hilarious. Say make I free the guy to shit in peace. ๐Ÿคฎ I’m tired of disinfecting toilet when a guest leaves. So I’m thinking of excuse to be giving whenever they say they wanna visit.

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    1. Some of you are unbelievable. Ontop shit.

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    2. @ 10:58, I'm just tired.. when did toilet turn to gold?

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    3. Madam it's your turn to shine o. Na toilet you want use wicked person. I blame life situation that made the person to keep coming to your house

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    4. That's why it's a guest toilet

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  17. Spiritual attack buh God pass them.

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