AMEBO CHRONICLES - Enjoyment Gone Wrong

 Enjoyment can be in different forms and on this beautiful morning two people got into trouble enjoying themselves.

Sister-in-law’s son was graduating from Arabic school so we had to do a lot of cooking .You know that type of cooking where wives do everything? Yes that kind of setting. So my own duty was to fetch water.

The pump was in front of the third house and I had to carry a big basin on my head, climb a slab and switch on the pump. When you stand on the slab, you can see everything going on inside the compound.

As I balanced under the pump I started hearing noise coming from the compound and children standing outside obviously awakened by the noise. I called one of them and asked him what the noise was all about as a concerned citizen lol.

Wow! My eyes widened at the information and I dropped my basin jejely, and followed one woman that ran inside like I lived there.

Two lovers were in the bathroom and refused to open the door, why? They are neighbors and married to other people. Hehehe


The man got up from the bed to use the communal toilet and when the wife waited for him to come back to bed she went out in search of her husband. On getting to the toilet she heard strange sounds coming out of the toilet and panicked.

Husband has health issue so wife thought he collapsed in the toilet, she knocked hard and when he didn’t respond she raised an alarm. Other neighbors came out to help, as they were trying to open the door the man was pushing it. Person wey collapse dey push door?


Then it dawned on everyone that he was not alone. One Husband looked around and couldn’t find his wife ghen ghen and Oga started banging the door and threatening the occupants.

Suddenly, the door opened and Husband ran out. The other person refused to come out. All I heard was haaaaaaa and everyone dispersed shaking their heads and murmuring …

Who na? shey na so e go end ? Then I heard “iyawo kekere ti won she fe” (new wife they just married)

Landlord 3rd wife. Hooooogawddd but that Baba sef too old for this kind fresh blood na chai!

I joined the head shakers and went to carry my basin. The other woman we thought was inside the toilet, was actually with my co-wives and I cooking.

Rubbish enjoyment wey una no fit go hotel, shey that one na enjoyment?

*So the Landlord lives there with all the three wives? Na wah oh