TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS..

 How Far!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

Hello People.....

If you are Interested in the face of In house news competition for May, this week is your last chance to send it in as I will post it next week. The first, second and third contestants will get cash prizes and even the best picture presentation would get cash prize and the sponsor is none other than the baby sister God gifted me via this Blog....

The one who bears same Igbo name with me and who is always on my phone....... Did you guess right? 

Her name is Jeweluchi Chocolate Noir...

She is doing the giveaways because May is her Birthday Month...

She has not told me hw much each person would receive but i will make sure that the winner gets a bigger portion.....

Good luck... And Thank you Jewel, we go Jam later for yard!

Enjoy the rest of your day!

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PINKYS CORNER

On Sunday afternoon after church service, I got home before my wife because she went for a program at another church. When I got home, I was so bored and decided to spend time strolling around.


There is a guy who does POS around my area. I got to that area and saw a friend of mine and we exchanged pleasantries. We were still discussing and laughing when some boys(like 3) on a bike almost hit us, I wanted to talk but my friend asked me to let them go.


We didn't know they were going to the POS shop(The guy also sells gas). The only thing we heard was gun shot and we scampered into hiding. They took all his money, his phone, the POS machine and he was shot severally on the leg, stomach and shoulder.

Immediately they guys left with their bike, quickly went back home and accepted my loneliness. When wifey came back later, I explained what happened to her, and instead of her to thank God that I'm alive, she was upset and was asking if i wanted to give her lifetime BP..


Her reaction made me realize that she really loves me but I was so angry about what she was saying and I left and went to a bar, took some bottles and a plate of cow tail pepper soup.

She kept calling me to come eat because she was done cooking but I didn't pick until she sent me a text apologizing and calling me sweet names before I went home, ate, showered and attended to husband and wife matters.

LOL ........ Pinky you are a very restless human being oh....It is a Blessing, look for a way to monetize it.....Maybe you go meet Johnny walker people make you waka for them as Ambassador...LOL

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RE - MONDAY BOREDOM ELIMINATING POST

PRAYERS NEEDED

This one happened just on Friday last week. I can swear there's a spirit of delay/shame hovering around me cos I honestly don't know what made me do it. I am not a dull student at least I have never failed my exams and I know on my own I can get a minimum of C so that spirit pushing me to do examination malpractice won again.

 I am a final year student and last year when I was about to finish I made this same mistake and was suspended. This year again I made the same mistake.

 I did not use this micro chip o...I just carried it to the exam hall and the invigilator saw it. God abeg na only you fit intervene. This is supposed to be my last semester. I made a mistake that I regret till tomorrow. I don't know what pushed me to it. 

I honestly feel I may be possessed or maybe village people don't want me to graduate. By Thursday I will face disciplinary panel if God shows me mercy I may be forgiven else I will finish after two years again.

 God please intervene; I am so ashamed of myself, I cant believe I got myself into this mess. God please show me mercy. i am already too old to still be an undergraduate.

please this punishment is too much for me to bear. i have lost weight in less than 2 days. i have given up on myself.

Abeg make una say a word of hope for me. of course I fucked up and I deeply regret it. i pray God surprises me and they forgive me. God abeg.

 

I pray the punishment given to you will not be too serious....

You might be removed from the school disgracefully or asked to repeat another year and with this ASUU strike you go tey for school oh.

May God forgive you and touch their hearts..... What if you do am again?








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TEEJAYS CORNER

Yesterday, my little phone developed earpiece problem and it took me down memory lane, I remember what an ex said that got me embarrassed before my parents. I used to pick calls from her in the presence of my family members since she was known by everyone in the family.


When it comes to s#x, there are women who will make a move to call their partner and say to them "Baby, I'm feeling horny and I need you right away" There are some that won't make the move or say it but they want it so badly. This type will stylishly seduce you with the way they dress at home to draw your attention or walk around naked to get your attention

 Then the last category of people are the ones that will make you feel they are doing you a favour. Those ones you will have to beg and beg before they will give in. During action proper, they are the ones that are the loudest and you would wonder if it was the same person you were begging initially.


My ex was the first description above. She says things the way she feels and want it and I loved her for that.


That period my phone earpiece became bad and in order to receive a call, I had to use the loud speaker.


So she called when I was in the presence of my parents relaxing. I picked it as usual and tapped the loud speaker. What greeted me next from her was said in my local parlance but I will interpret in English "Baby where are you naa, come and f**k me I'm feeling it."  Chimoooo, I didn't see it coming.


On a loud speaker before my parents. What happened to text message? It was embarrassing I must say. I quickly cut the phone and excused myself outside where I then called her back and explained what just happened. She shouted and said she forgot that my phone would be on loud speaker. The same phone I had been saying I would fix finally embarrassed me before I finally fixed it.


I couldn't go inside the room as I head home to register my displeasure over that embarrassment. Only God knows what my parents must have felt or thought in their heart that moment.


What happened, made her not to visit my family home for some time and each time I teased her back then, we would laugh over it.


I miss and lost her to a lucky man.

Na wah!

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COMPLAINT FROM BV AMEBONAMYWORK

Stellz maami, I carry placard come protest for your dormot this morning o. To comment na WAR!! To edit na im con worse pass. Sometimes you go dey press to comment but e no go even respond. 

The major way now na to type somewhere, then copy and paste it here after editing, otherwise na to carry pillow sleep on top editing. Those who love this new way and enjoying it are the real MVPs. 

They should coman teach us o so that this amebo ministry can be moving forward to the permanent site. You don't need to post; I just wan know whether I am doing something wrong or na my phone no con smart reach as I believe this is the fastest way to reach you. *Kizzes*

I did not enable this where you posted it cos it was on a wrong post....

Maybe Martins can read this and help you if he is Online......

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CEASAREAN SECTION AND THE TUMMY


Please I have a question for those who gave birth through CS.

I Had my baby in January through CS and the stitches have healed, so please how do I get my tummy to go back down? Before my pregnancy, I was a size 6 with a flat tummy. I am currently a size 8,and although the tummy has been reducing on its own since I breastfeed, I just feel like its progress is too slow. Any tips please?Thank you




Hmmm be careful with  if you had CS: I dont think that you are allowed to tie your tummy if that is what you are asking...leave it so abeg...  

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