TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

  Its a very cold day but I still have enough warmth to send hailing's your way!

IN HOUSE MEMO...

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The winner gets a Nokia phone to be purchased from Martins Aboy..... Martins you still get phones? Please keep one oh......

Please send in your Chronicles and whatever else you want posted that agrees with the Blog.

I aint got no rants today....

Enjoy the rest of the day!

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MEMO TO MARK MORGAN FROM MONDAY SPONTANEOUS POST:

MM this is for you. On Mercy Aigbe’s post, where she went to a movie premier in London with her husband, people insinuated that he looked mumuish, following her around. You dropped a comment that became a wake up call for me. You said the sex is good that is why he is following her like that. Others tried to allege smth else like juju but you stood ur ground. 

In my marriage, our s#x life has fallen into routine, nothing hot honestly. After i read ur comment, i decided to spice things up a bit with my man, i did things i have not done in about 2years. I rode him, did some kinky stuff and boom, he really enjoyed himslf last night. Me too. He fell asleep talking about what i did to him, early morning he was still talking about it. He normally leaves home for work at 7:30am, this morning, guy man left at almost 8:30, goodbye kiss that i have not seen in ages, i got 2 today. 

Overall, he left home very happy and when i called to hear if he had reached work, he still talked about last night. He keeps saying « ol boy, no be small thing ». So Mark, this is me saying thank you very much for the random comment yesterday. You made our nights. Please if you have other random things that men love in relationships/ sexlife, I'm very open to try them. I always love to hear from a man’s perspective. Enjoy the rest of ur day pls and stay safe!

Mark did you see this on Monday SP?......lol

Lady congratulations to you......So how far? Is he still blown away ?hehehehhehehehehehheehehhe Hope he wont ask you where you learnt the Doggy from ohhhhhhh

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PINKYS CORNER

Agbere Gone Wrong

There is this friend of mine in Ibadan. The one I said we saw a lady at a bar 2weeks ago who was disappointed by a man.

On Friday 27th of May 2022, we attended a birthday party in Ibadan. The celebrant is also a friend to both of us. My friend got to the venue before me because I was so busy at home since I got home around 6pm from shop(Note: I do stop POS business once it's 6pm for security reasons).

 When I got home, there was no food, so I had to quickly go to the market and  made vegetables and semo so that my wife can get home and have no reason to be angry whenever she calls and I tell her I'm presently at a party which I forgot to tell her.(it's our law, no impromptu outing).

On getting to the venue, men don collect drips  plenty for table(I mean, empty bottles of beer). I was surprised, then I sat down and was given my own drip(4 bottles of chilled beer was placed right in front of me and a plate of cow tail pepper soup).

I was asking people to know where my friend was but the only thing they said was "he just stood up now"

No wahala, then my mind told me that, this guy has gone to look for babe.  Not quite long, the badoo came with a slim tall lady, carrying a backside that is up to 36gig. We exchanged pleasantries and after a while, he introduced her to me and me to her as a partner in crime, I was telling the lady sweet things to make her at least be free with the guy.

Thereafter, I chatted him up, telling him my stand about the lady and also asked him why he is doing such. At least, you are married and if you want to knack, go home and enjoy but he replied me with "weyre, na money wey you no get dey make you dey loyal"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. 

I just smiled and didn't bother to even continue the chat.

After the usual merriment, we left the venue around 10:30pm and the guy took the lady to a hotel and I went home straight (mama is waiting and she don call me tire). I woke up so late on Saturday, so tired and saw that my Whatsapp has been loaded with messages. After having my bath, I took my phone and checked my messages, what I read was hmmmm 😭😭😭😭😭.

Based on information I read, the lady fainted while the guy was on her in the hotel room, when he noticed the lady was not breathing again, he shouted and called the attention of the hotel staff. The information was not clearly given by the celebrant who was trying to call me but I wasn't picking because it's on silent.

So I tried calling, then he asked me to come to Iyaganku police station, I got there and found the guy and the wife signing the bail bond. Immediately the wife saw me, she started saying that "I am the one teaching her husband nasty ways, that we bought slept in an hotel leaving my wife and she too  at home", I was shocked then I gave her my phone to read my Whatsapp chat with her said husband to know since when I have been correcting the mumu about his ways.

He was released and they narrated what happened to me properly, they said the lady fainted and it took so long before she came back to life and the hotel management had to handover the guy to the police officer so as to be secured in case what happened to the lady wasn't natural (maybe,he used charm on her for ritual).

 I was so disappointed and ashamed because the wife didn't even believe me but non of my business, have made that day the last time and day I will ever have anything to do with the guy because the I.P.O in charge of the case told us that , if the lady died, everyone who attended the party will be invited.

*Thanking God for grace shaaa*

*What would have happened*

*How I wan take stand for court dey narrate story* 

In fact eh, you need to change all your friends.... if you are dropping this one that went to a hotel with a lady then also drop the one that presented you with four bottles of beer without asking you what you wanted....

Married men having side chicks in Nigeria is not a big deal oh, most reading this now are into it but watch them crucify you in the comment section...

 

Change some of your Friends pinky.....

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THE ENEMY WITHIN

My colleague was preparing for her traditional marriage and the younger sister who's into bridal makeup volunteers to do her hair and makeup on her wedding day, this same younger sister call's my colleague just a week to her wedding and tells her someone just gave her a job and the date is the same date as her sisters wedding, so if my colleague still wants her service my colleague should postpone her wedding.

Just yesterday, I saw a girl with a cake and this girl asked me for directions when I asked if it was someone's birthday cake she said no that it was a wedding cake,I was wondering why a wedding cake wasn't yet at the reception venue by 3pm she said her Madam just got a call from the bride that Saturday morning to please make her wedding cake that the sister-in-law disappointed her so they had to bake and ice the cake that Saturday and deliver.

These are the enemies within...

Postpone a wedding because she wouldnt be available? This is pure wickedness!

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FROM TUESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST 

Hmmmmm.....

Oga please if you read this, contact her for your N200k, she say she no want am!

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