THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 I dey hail oh....

IN HOUSE MEMO

How the go dey go my people?

I am rounding up writing Rumour has it and cant believe i dont want to do it but have to do it for a reason ....

I pray the other blogs dont carry it with Toxic headlines and cause problems so i am going to make decoding as difficult as possible.... The culprits will get the message alright and desist.

The weather here is so hot despite all the cooling gadgets i have.... The weather man says a rain storm is loading for later... I dont get how it goes from too hot to rain.... thats like sitting inside boiling water.. The ozone layer is really damaged and i fear for those that have bleached and still bleaching their skin cos soon they will start smelling like cooked meat... Stop it if you bleach oooooh or dont go out at all!

Enjoy your day...... 

Errr abeg make my advice no vexs you if you dey this table oh

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PINKYS CORNER

Cheating by trick


It's so disheartening to see young men like me trying to cheat me when I'm not drunk.

On May 16, 2022, I went to drop some documents for someone at Ojo but there was too much traffic jam because of the protest being carried out by University of Ibadan students to protest the ASUU strike .

There was No way to pass, so everyone had no option but to face the holdup.


From sango to Ojo was meant to be #200 but we paid #400 because of the protest. On getting to Ojo, I called the person but she said I have to wait for her at the new bus terminal in Ojo which I complied to.


After a few minutes, I discovered some funny sound in my tummy and right there I knew I'm in for it. This is why I tell my wife not to bother making my breakfast because it's not part of me.I don't take breakfast, it's either I take brunch or lunch.


 I had no option and needed to use the loo so I quickly rushed into the terminal office and I saw the rest room, the boy in charge said it's #100 but I didn't even listen to anything he had to say I just gave him #1000 without even looking at him.


I finished and tidied up and came out to ask for my change and the boy claimed i gave him #100, I laughed because i thought he was joking but when I noticed he was serious about it, naso I change am for am ooo..He thought I was joking, the louts and touts at the park came over then I explained myself.


Fortunately for me and unfortunately for him, I gave him the only 1k in my pocket which I wrote boldly on the money "NIHORT" because that was the name I saw on one federal government job advert, so I wrote it on the money so as to check the details and meaning. 

The person I was waiting for called me and I quickly received the call and asked her to come into the terminal office close to the rest room.


I told them to check all the 1k notes on him and also told them what I wrote on the money and the colour of the pen I used because I also bought that pen the same morning at Sango. They checked all the money in his hand and there was no 1k note but I insisted that, they should check his pocket.


My people, , laugh wan kill me as I dey write this thing, it was so funny, when he took out the first set of money in his pocket, my 1k was among and the word "NIHORT" was visible on it. The slap wey this guy collect no be small. I tried begging for him but no way.


I kuku komot and went my way jeje.

*Awwwwwww so nah shit matter make am thief.. what a pity.. What will 900 naira buy for crying out loud? some people just take cheap risks.

You sef stop eating before you leave the house oh, your shit gist plenty, i remember when goats nearly ate your bum at one hill where you went to visit a babe and your stomach turned at night........LMAO

No let me rename your column oooooh.

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD.




Recently I have been paying attention to the way my male friends and male members of my family support each other. They don’t joke with the “bro code" at all and they have each other’s back like crazy.

My sisters and female family members support one another, but I have witnessed more issues among women generally than men. 

You see the women? that’s story for another day. 

There are good women out there, very good ones who will go out of their ways to support other women. We also have a lot, if not more that would do anything to bring their fellow woman down.

I am of the opinion that to have more women supporting women it starts from girls supporting girls. I feel raising girls to always look out for each other instead of always competing against each other would go a long way.

I am not referring to healthy sport and academic competitions here. I once overheard a mother say nasty things about a little girls outfit in the presence of her own daughter while telling her daughter not to mind the girl, after all her daughter is the most beautiful girl among all the girls present. She was already sowing seeds of strife and unhealthy comparison.

A lot of women are scared of flaunting their husbands and acquisitions because they are scared of other women "snatching" their men.

Kudos to every woman supporting and lifting other women up. May God help us all.

Hmmm women matter nah for another day...

Men will fight and see each other and shake hands, women will as much as quarrel and go on a destroy her campaign....

The 'Brother code' is almost never broken but you see the 'sister code'?.. it almost doesn't exist because of frequent breaking....

Ah ah wait oh... How this one take concern Motherhood topic? or you just wan do motivational speaker today? Hehehehehehehehehehe. don't mind me ooooh.

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