Sisi Senaponi's Corner - Main Versus Side Torotoro

Hilarious!

Issa kpoi! Kpoi! Ooo! Na who dey o!


Stellaencanto! I hail o!


Make una hep us and praise Master Jeezezz eh!

Oga harvest don finally import him babe come from PH! Finally, all dem small small gehs for area go sidon their papa haasee e!


I dey come from shop, open gate, see Landlady dey attack Oga Harvest Babe (Catherine), she say why she go carry her bucket wash clothe?
Cathy say na since Oga Harvest too dey use am na why she carry am!


Stella, I too tayad abeg, na my door I face, mah go lem this Garri wey dey my hand! I nor get intestine for problem biko!


The following morning, na church bell wake us for 5am! Wetin hapun? Na rapture? E nor fit be?! Angeh nor fit geh mind enter this yard! If dem no thief him dwess? Den go thief him wings or trumpet! Abi dem thief am remain bell?!


Small time we rush come outside, na oga harvest babe o! Catherine carry bell dey ring for backyard!


Aunty? Na wetin dey occur?!


Catherine say, una thank you say una hear my call una answer! She say make everybody nor bother come house come sleep for night o!


You say wetin?
She say because she wan commit murder!


Landlord say wetin be all these nonsense!

Na im Catherine continue, she say, 'oya landlord, carry that broom begin sweep from front yard reach dis side'!

Fiam! Landlord tie him Agbada for head, carry broom begin sweep! 

* wetin be dis!*


Landlady begin vibrate! You this ogbanje! You must leave this yard today!


Catherine face me say make I sidon near Well. The well come resemble Executive chair for my eyes, me sef sidon!


She face landlady say you! I don dey look you since I come this yard!

You dey chop wetin be my own wen I no dey! I still come here, you still dey gimme headache!

Say no more!

 She tear landlady slap! Landlady turn to turning stick! She carry am fling over the fence! I hear the stick hit Alfa wey dey next yard for head!

Come be like say she turn me to rabbit, as carrot begin hungry me! Be like say I even get tail join!


Person begin ring bell again! Who be that again?! Na im I open my eyes o! Na dream!


I come begin hear the bell for real life, na him I peep window see Catherine wey carry bell for one hand, hold cutlass and cane with the other one.


Devil nor be me and you! I quick off torch, close window! I nor dey house biko!




Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha the words are so funny OMG!!!