People break up every day and it is not a big deal, what is a big deal is the manner of break up and the stories told...
What is the worst reason someone broke up with you that left you angry and confused for a long time?
Or was it a good break up speech and you understood where this person was coming from?
Was the break up speech a lie cooked up just to be with someone else? or was it true and because of circumstances beyond both parties control..
A long time back my friends man broke up with her because she was too light skinned, he said her skin always reminded him of chicken without the feathers and he deal..... I was shocked when she told me... I simply told her to stop bleaching...
By the time her skin darkened and she was back to normal, she went looking for him and he was already dating something more light skinned than she was.....
A guy i know was sent to voicemail by his girlfriend, when they met, she told him she couldn't date him anymore because her family would never accept his tribe if they wanted to get Married... He was confused becos he had not proposed..... A year later she married someone she met through him from the same tribe as he was..... He went to the wedding to fight...LOL
What are the worst and best break up speeches you ever heard? or was it you it happened to?
Lets gist!
My parents want me to marry my ex. I don’t want to disobey them
ReplyDeleteMake sure that your ex makes you happy, make sure you are marrying that your ex cos that person completes you and not cos your parents said so cos las las you are the one to stay in the marriage with your ex.
DeleteSorry excited
DeleteI was answering Stellas question
This was the reason the guy gave for not continuing
Someone have given me this line
DeleteI could read his body languages
ReplyDeleteI asked him why giving me attitude
He said because his mother told him she just found another birth certificate from his father's file that he was nt born on d day he claimed his birthday was, and this made him depressed and lost interest in our relationship...
I couldn't cry or laugh dat day aswear
Abeg permit me to laugh 😂 😂😂😂
DeleteYou have spoken about this before. Good riddance to that your ex.
DeleteSome men can lie sha
DeleteHe asked... Are you a virgin?, I want to start a family with someone who is still a virgin like me. Me with massive body count a virgin??? 😁😁😁😁. I just told him that I am not, also pray for God to grant his heart desires. Chai!!,see me wey dey thank God say person wey go lead me to Christ don come.
ReplyDeleteThat's how my spiri cooc fine dude slip off my fingers.
But true true the guy man is still a virgin @ 33. Very powerful spiritually.
Awww bless him
DeleteHope he finds his heart desire
Did we date the same guy lol. In my case, I dumped him. Cos his issues were numerous. After him, I strongly believe breakups help to shape people. He’ll get get better after 2 or 3 break ups
Delete"...are you happy? Are you enjoying this relationship? We are too different and we struggle to communicate and understand each other. If an engagement, which is supposed to be the most exciting period of our relationship is like this, don't you fear what the marriage will look like? Don't you think life is too short for us to endure each other for a whole life time? I am sure there are women out there that will be perfect match for you and won't complain nearly as much as I do about your person. Don't you think we should give ourselves a chance to find them?..."
ReplyDeleteI don’t know any o. Wouldn’t like to serve anybody breakfast even tho this one is annoying me.
ReplyDelete"It's not you, it's me. I need to work on myself".
ReplyDeleteEvergreen break up line🤣🤣🤣. Hi ya!!!Castle my person😍😍
DeleteCastle oo 😂😂😂😂. Mine was "I don't deserve you, you're too good for me" 😂😂😂
DeleteMark dear 😘😘
DeleteSupernova 😂😂
My friends bf recently broke up with her because he once asked her if she still had her ex’s no & she said no as per they don’t talk or communicate she thought her ex actually deleted her no. When her bf days later saw the ex’s WhatsApp update in Her phone he went ballistic and left her . All this over people who do not talk.. nawa oo
ReplyDeleteHe felt she lied to him.
DeleteWorse break up speech is that the Anambra idiot said his mum didn't want him to marry an Edo woman. Whether it was format or for real, I just find those IPOB pple to be the most tribalistic humans. Yeye dey smell
ReplyDeleteMy dear, you're as tribalistic as he's. True dey smell.
DeleteYou obviously lack home training. Very good move to have dumped you.
DeleteMy mom is from Anambra and my dad from Edo,I have two cousins who have married men from Edo state,so I can say not all Igbos are tribalistic. Your guy just didn't want to marry you
DeleteThe northern guy, all I will tell you is that you are very wrong about Edo ladies. You are being tribalistic. What state are you actually from so I can tell you a thing or two about their ladies?
Delete17:19, your case is different. I'm talking Anambra man marrying Edo
DeleteIt was a good thing the mugu dumped me, shortly after I connected with Mines 😍
Delete@Northern guy. you clearly do not have sense for generalising. An uncivilised tribal bigot. go back to your saintly state nah where they are not "materialistic".
DeleteMy dream is a prayer point and he followed his dream because the sister's did the connection 😂😂🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteDreamer🤣🤣
DeleteI broke up with someone cos she jokingly told me she will poison me if she ever sees me with someone else.(And i know masef, you go shaaa see me with someone else, cousins, colleagues etc and I don't want to die of poison) She playfully said it o, but Nna mehn!!! moya fun ara mi ni opolo. How did I end it? I knowingly became emotionally unavailable, she got tired, and then I gave her the evergreen "it's not you, it's me" line. Don't coman kill me for my future wife abeg.
ReplyDeleteNor be question Stella ask us be that
DeleteLol. So you've used it too?
DeleteMost of my exes and even ex husband hardly have reasons, they just ghost me. My ex husband own sef was terrible, he wil be parking his stuff small small and tho we were not in the best of places then. I remember waking up wit my seven month belle and realising that oga don waka. He came to see the baby and told me that he prayed for a boy and that will be his only reason to stay back. Toor, na girl I born naa, so he is still missing.
ReplyDeleteChai!!
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You are an aggressive woman, I have tried to cope with you and I can’t. That was what he said to me and I was guilty of that, I pleaded for him to give me another chance but he refused.
ReplyDeleteWe broke up (It was painful) and I tried to fix my shortcomings because I knew he wasn’t wrong, by the grace of God I became better and learnt to control my emotions and mouth.
About 6 months later I got a text from him about how he misses me and wants us to give it another trial, I refused cos the break up did hurt a lot. We agreed to see each other to discuss face to face and the rest is history.
We have been married for 3 years with a daughter, by the grace of God marriage has been good to me.
Curvy A
Beautiful story
DeleteWholesome ending. Love it.
DeleteWholesome ending. Love it.
DeleteThis story sweet me o, it’s good to accept your fault and better yourself. A smart woman you are
DeleteAwwwwww 😍🥰
Delete😁😁😚😙 Nothing beats a happy ending.
DeleteGod will help us all ,break up is because somebody else is there ,so any reason giving is just to free themselves and if peacefully no problem
ReplyDeleteA guy is trying to break up with me presently. Though he claimed to like me and I liked him too. something happened resently and he lambasted me in the presence of some mutual friends. I felt really bad. My mind is not in the relationship anymore.
ReplyDeleteThough he apologised, but I can see that the apology was not sincere. It was so painful.
DeleteSomeone lambasted you in public and you’re still hanging around waiting for an apology. Wawu
DeleteLolllll na real dodoyomiko 8:28
DeleteA husband and wife went their separate ways because of closeup,the man said they should press the closeup from the end point,the woman said they should press it from the middle,from argument to quarrel,from quarrel to fight,from fight to police station,from police station to their separate ways
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a movie I watched yesterday
DeleteHahaha kuku kill me with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteYou no well 😂😂😂
ReplyDelete😄 but there's always been famine in Nigeria and she didn't eat you when you guys were dating😅
ReplyDeleteWerey🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteNot a break up line Per se but I told him we were moving too fast for comfort and would prefer to be friends first, he said it felt like I was breaking up with him even though we were not even dating and suggested we stopped speaking to each other 🥲
ReplyDeleteOga I didn’t say I wouldn’t date you, let’s just explore friendship first and he probably thought I wanted to play games or something. His loss.
That’s how I was served mini breakfast served this week😥🫠
He doesn't sound like someone that will be able to compromise sometimes, so I guess it is for the best.
DeleteAwwwwwww! Mm is cold.
DeleteYou'll find love again
Anon 18:12 you Dey ment oh😂
DeleteIt’s one Yoruba ✨ Angel✨ like that
I know I actively avoid Yoruba men for a reason 😒
MM?bet why?
Delete😂😂😂 @...she will eat me
ReplyDeleteI tend to get bored easily in a relationship, so I do long distance if I tire with you, I'll ghost you
ReplyDeleteJust pray when you find someone you like, the person doesn't ghost you.
DeleteHahahaha. She will eat you die
ReplyDelete😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Abi you no wan provide food for your house? Why you come run?
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ReplyDeleteYou did not see the thick milk when you were toasting her or what?
ReplyDeleteMy Word! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
ReplyDeleteI hope you satisfactorily kissed the milky mouth countlessly b4 the break up.
ReplyDeleteEwwww
Ewoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDelete🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHe ghost me. I tried reaching him severally but he refused talking to me, Na so I face front jare but it was very painful cos he is a very nice guy. But las las I found out na my bosom friend scatter my relationship. It’s almost 2 years now but I still hurt atimes
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