Hmmm....
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE.
GBENSHER OF LIFE!!!
Hi Stella.
Pls I need your opinion and that of BVs. I am currently dating a guy who is on the big side.
When i mean big, i mean VERY VERY BIG. As in, very fat, tall and huge.
Meanwhile I am on the small size. I could pass for a size 6. We have been dating for close to four months now.
He is an amazing person just that s#x with him is boring. He is way too aggressive during s3x, kissing and even foreplay. I don't get the pleasure I desire during s3x. He gbenshes like the world is coming to an end!
He doesn't even consider my stature. He likes to ride me and his weight is usually too much on me that I always grasp for breath while at it. During s3x Sometimes, I usually have difficulty in breathing because of his heavy weight on my chest.
I always pray in my mind for him to cum quickly so I won't pass out... He flips me to different directions aggressively, bites my boobs so bad with his teeth, bites my lips hard while kissing, fingers me aggressively that I always scream out of pain instead of screaming out of pleasure.
I always have bruises down there after s3x even after using lubricants. (I had to opt for lub because i hardly get wet.) That's how bad it is. I always have body pain, leg pain, breast pain and chest pain after s3x. The worst part is that, he takes time to cum. He doesn't cum quickly so I can rest.
Honestly Stella, my s3x life is boring that I feel like calling it quits. I am always angry after s3x cos of the pains I feel afterwards. The last s#x we had a few days ago, I almost passed out. Till now, I can barely walk.
My boobs are still hurting cos of the way he bits them so hard. My nipples are almost falling off. I have talked to him about it before, he said he would be gentle but no improvement. Worst of it is that I have never had orgasm. I always feel pain around my anus and V area during and after gbenshing. What do i do?
Wait let me laugh the laugh finish...
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You are asking what you should do? END THE RELATIONSHIP AND RUN OR GHOST HIM!!!!
My sister you wan die? why exactly are you dating someone like this? I am sorry but i had a really good laugh especially where you said he gbenshes like the World is coming to an end..
My Dear, i dont know any other words to say this but please RUN!!!
Run and forget your shoes ooooooh..hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe
Laugh wan kill me
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😳😲😵😱😱🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
DeleteNa serious laugh dey hold me here, this is not a do or die affair please do what's best for you.
DeleteNa laugh me sef the here the do,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, poster continue having sex with him till you pass out ,then pass there to baba God abode.
Delete😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteEverything you described there seems like someone who relives pornography in real life.
DeleteHe doesn't care about how you feel or maybe you are giving him the impression that you enjoy the aggressiveness.
To be honest, if you bite my nipple, that's the end of that relationship.
Poster, use your tongue to count your teeth or you want him to remove your wing before you give yourself brain?
Stella, I join you laugh o. I am rolling on the floor.
DeletePoster, please run for your dear life.
How can you let a man man handle you like this. Is it cos of money? Even if he is your husband, he has no right to tear you to pieces. After going through all these with King Kong, wetin go remain for your future husband na? Respect your body and walk away from there my friend.
DeleteAnus? So you are also having anal sex with him? I have no advice as you deserve each other! 🤮🤮🤮
DeleteTell him! Open up. If he doesn't adjust, breakup!
DeleteJust Run dear. Lolz
DeleteLacey love, you just mentioned the issue.
DeleteThis poster won't leave because of money, na she sabi.
Eeweleke 🤣🤣🤣🤣. All these suffering on top person wey nor be your husband? What is this world turning to? Someone you met just 4 months ago. Tueh
DeleteCome, Lord Jesus! Aye ti baje.
Better run and forget your shoes shoes like Stella said. Stop having sex with him or anyone else order than your husband. Guyman has no mercy because na free meat. Tueh
You will just die in the middle of formication/sin and you know where the uber will take you too.
DeleteEnd that torture and run for your life. His last girlfriend left him and you kukuma carry baggage because of money.
How old are you again?
I pity your future husband bcos your puna don scatter no juice .
DeleteThis should not be a Chronicle sef, u for don run since nah haba. Size 6 versus size 20 nobi mate
ReplyDeleteI lagged so hard I feel off my seat with tears in my eyes. Haaaaaa! Just because you want to please a man, you let him almost snuff out life from you? Anyway, I have been there and I ran after 4 times. I'm talking big size arm like d#ck o. Tall and hugeeeeee man too. I RAN! USE YOUR BRAIN AND SAVE YOUR P BIKO
DeleteBreaking of melon gone wrong.
DeleteNa wa oh. Girl run from that situation. Na watin,it's like the guy is acting porn with you. You don't even get wet sef bethe pounding. I can imagine the pains and bruises.
DeleteOnly 4 month relationship and he has seen it all. This guy does not respect your body better let go before you cross over
DeleteThis is not really funny to me. I see it that the poster and the bf are not knowledgeable when it comes to sex.
DeleteHe needs to suck and not bite.You will be d one to teach him dt,their is way to do it.
There are different styles other than missionary.Think doggie will be preferable for u both. You can ride him or lay on ur back while he stands or you can couch or rest on a surface.
He doesn't know how to kiss, dt one off me..If u know, u need to teach him.
On being aggressive,u need to find out if he uses drugs.
You need to work on your mind. I can see you are scared of sexxx, u force urself and doesn't think about it. You need to know when it is right for you.
Stature is not a problem, you both don't know how to go about it.
Poster I guess you need help if don't know it you are sick. Why dying in sin, se wọn bí sorin meja ni. You better give your life to Christ and you be save and have peace.
DeleteJust sit down there oo... Until you die, you will go and explain to God how you got there. Why are you having sex just four months into the relationship?
ReplyDeleteWhether you wait 4mths or 10yrs before doing it, relationship that will work will work. Some people even gbensh the day they meet, and they have a very happy marriage now.
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DeleteMy goodness! Lucent please o🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fidel, that doesn't make it right either, at least for anyone who claims to be a Christian.
DeleteHow do you know if the poster is a Christian or not . Can we focus on the post?
Delete23.24 I was refering to Fidel, not the poster. Why not focus on the post and leave my comment biko?
Delete😂😂 bite him back.
ReplyDeleteI agree, give him a farewell bite
DeleteFarewell bite kuku kee me with laugh🤣😂🤣
DeleteBut what advice or opinion did she write in for?
DeleteI didn't even find the read funny.
Why didn't he go after big girls? And you did you need binoculars to see he would squash you some day?
DeleteBig and small work na. The guy is just doing too much
DeleteUna no go kill person here for laugh 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
DeleteChim @gifty farewell okwaya.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stella God bless you and bvs you people made my day.
DeleteThis is comic chronicle and same time annoying.
DeleteSeeing fire korokoro and you decided to get burnt. OK nah.
DeleteYour sex life is not boring, it is deadly… repent before you descend
ReplyDeleteLmao @ repent before you descend!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteShe’s descending and have not yet repented. You’ve heard that it was said ‘he that descended also ascended’. Yours is a clear case or battle mismatch and you’re still here asking questions. What are you waiting for..!
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DeleteStella ooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteUr people will not kill sombori
😂🤣😂🤣@repent before you descend,🤣🤣chai.
Delete🤣😂😂😂😂kai I don laugh tire
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Delete😂😂🤣🤣
DeleteOMEH
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DeleteBefore you descend to hell fire untop fornication 😂😂😂😂😂🥹🥹🥹
DeleteShe want kill herself and still end up in hell. Iya méjì.
DeleteO chim o. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Delete😀😀😀
DeleteNow this is one very bad pineapple and watermelon😂😂
ReplyDeleteIf you've really, really tried to teach him and no improvement, please my dear... Hmmm! Life's too short to not have orgasms please 😐
Teach what? Teach him to go smaller or not to last long?
DeleteThe Chronicle de vex me.
To maybe not chew her titties😂😂😂
DeleteE dey pain me!! Hah! I wan cry
Dear poster, could be he spikes his system before sex in other to be that aggressive.
ReplyDeleteLove making is all about the fun memories of it foreplay into sex... Not just sex sex and agressive sex pleased act but an art.
@Ebony Oge, love making varies for people. There is no one size that fits all in anything in this life.
DeleteSo you are not even married and you're suffering this kin thing.
ReplyDeleteOya now die there, since they buried your placenta in his room.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nne pity yaself oo and run for ya life....haba kaii
ReplyDeleteSo you need a soothsayer to tell you to RUN?
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
He wants to kill you with sex,he is using tramadol for you. In zik aloma's voice,my sister run before your pile with start coming out of your anus. Severe waist pain loading.😄😄😄
ReplyDelete🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
DeleteZic Saloma🤣🤣 "my sister"
Delete🤣😂
DeleteInstead of him riding...why not do d riding..u can also do side fuking..u both lie on ur sides while he thrust..Are u sure he is not using drugs, u need to investigate and find out on ur own...on u not being wet on time, u need to work on ur mental health...on sucking, u need to teach him to use tongue, rather than teeth.
ReplyDeleteMy colleague husband is very big, just like basketballer while my colleague is like Helen Paul. She once told me dey hv separate room, based on some of d things we gist about, I know d reason
Waow... separate room cuz one party do snore and also pandiculate
Delete@15:30, thank you very much for what you said up there. The poster no sabi f**k joor. If she sabi, na she suppose to dey ride the guy to submission as he big so he go dey out of breath before she finish.
DeleteIt's unfortunate he is over extra and aggressive in everything. You shouldn't have started this relationship at all. Although I see some little women get married to big sized men...but in this case dear put an end to the relationship. He will suffocate you one day which might lead to death.
ReplyDeleteHe is a selfish lover that wants to satisfy himself alone not caring about your own concerns. Pls leave and look for your size and enjoy yourself not endure.
...MadeNew...
Thats how you wanna die ontop sin....sin thats not even giving you any pleasure sef.
ReplyDeleteSo you lose on earth and in heaven...better save your life.
Jesus 🤦😭😭😭😭
DeleteOh dear, please have the courage to take a walk. He obviously doesn't consider you nor your feelings, you mean nothing to him.
ReplyDeleteStupid girl...
ReplyDeleteU don't love urself.
Stay there and die in the relationship. You have ZERO love for urself.
I am so so upset.
Poster, get a life.
I too didn't know how to s3x too. Was taught by my ex then. I remember her word, "are you eating d breast or chewing it,it is paining me joor". Their is a way to suck, you have to teach him. He needs to slow down for you while you catch up with him. You are both ignorant of your bodies and do many things both of you need to unlearn.
ReplyDeleteFornicator counsellor.
DeletePhD in fornication...well done
DeleteI can only conclude that you are with this person because they have money.
ReplyDeleteYou are obviously not one bit physically attracted to him, you have not stated any personality traits you like, and sexullay he is like a rhinosceros. Seems like you are dating an ogre, and hate it. Shyt, even Shrek was sweet to Fiona, so what is this. Please move on, no amount of money or connection is worth having to walk around with a fat men who is pummeling your punani like he is using you for a cheap gym workout...mtsscchw
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DeleteBvs are mouthed, especially anons😂🤣🤣
DeleteChai. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteLmao 🤣😂the guy must be loaded.
DeleteSometimes, you don’t need people’s opinion on certain issues....just like this one.
You are the one in pain, you know what to do.
Ehhhyah he’ll be shocked when you break up with him cause I’m sure he thinks he’s putting his all in 😀
ReplyDeleteHaa poster is it by force to be with him? You don't need a seer to tell you to run for your dear life.
ReplyDeleteThe worst is that he might be sex addict and your are opposite . My sister abeg run for your life bfor he break your waist and shift your womb o😁😁😁
Womb shifting ni ooooo
DeleteSince you like the torture, pls stay.
ReplyDeleteThe guy will scatter you down there and still dump you
ReplyDelete@Ellaelle e don scatter her already. Shey she talk say anus and "jagina" dey pepper her.
DeleteI can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣4🤣4🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did I just read? Gbenshing like the world is Gini?
That thing u are running for us what some people really want ooooo...
U know what, just run and look for the one with gentle gbenshing and small size
Nothing we no dey read for here...
This place na disco house of wahala
Eyan nla..calm down🤣🤣🤣. You dey write the one wey pass this one abeg! Lol..
DeleteNo mind her. The guy girl friend RAN AWAY without looking bck and she wants to kill herself to proof what kwanu.
DeleteNne even the ones wey him gbensh you, abeg repent.
Poster have you talked to him about this? Have you told him how he makes you feel when you have sex? Have you told him your likes when it comes to sex? I guess not. Tomorrow he will propose and you will accept and start complaining about how boring your sex life is after marriage. Talk to him 1st ,if he doesn't change and you know you can't handle it, then quit.
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest chronicle I have read this year🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWhich Kain be this on top sex biko? Why is it that all these hefty men like to date very smallish women, they want to kill person pikin abi wetin?
You are dating a carnivorous animal. Pleasurable sex has turned to world war. Kwantinu in bubu's voice until the nipples go fall kpata kpata
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMy belle o
Carnivorous animal 🤣🤣🤣. You no lie sha
DeleteOMEH
Carni what? 🤣🤣🤣
DeleteAswear, this is a comedy chronicle mehn. I was picturing everything while reading. Thank you poster, I haven't had a good laugh 🤣 😂 for a while......Abeg leave that your boyfriend oooo so you can be alive
ReplyDeleteI don’t know why men on the big side love to be with petite women. Same with my man and I. I feel summarized in his arms
ReplyDelete😂😆😁 @ summarized in his arms.
DeleteYou feel summarised in his hands and you are still with him.
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha.
DeleteStella come and see o.
DeleteOsi kwa " summarize". Hahahaha hah hahaha hah
Ndi yardia n'enye koret vibe o.
What do you do? You are still asking JAMB question. Run for dear life. Tell him to find someone his size.
ReplyDeleteI guess he hasn't been in a relationship for years because ladies turn him down on account of his size. When you accepted to date him, he decided to gbensh all the gbensh he missed in the past because no one would date .
Lol... You sef no no see the size difference? Why are you now complaining about his size ,were you blind or blinded by sumtin? And you are still asking what you should do. Oya stay dir make dick wey no dey sweet you kii you dia.
ReplyDelete🤣😅😂🤣😂😅 what a waste of sin.
ReplyDeleteI felt pity for you while reading. Why will you trade your precious life for nothing. Please leave him before he kills you
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the headline "Gbensher of Life" I said no no no I won't read this..Heaven is the goal🤣🤣🤣. But I read it, God!! E get people wey go advice this poster, please. I know them. Migwo in advance.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂 I wonder who those bad people be! Tueh!!
DeleteCome and marry me
DeleteAre you tall
This your "Migwo" always get me laughing so hard.
DeleteDear Anon 17:21..Fidel nor go gree!🤣🤣🤣.
DeleteMark Okay then
DeleteAnon, I wish you better biko.
DeleteAmen@anon19:39
DeletePoster abeg waka which Kain punishment be that.
ReplyDeletePoster u don't love urself one bit.
ReplyDeleteWhere is ur self worth?
I feel like .... Let me not say it.
I pray you don't die one day on the bed with him.
I am so pissed.
Am sorry to say this... PLEASE GO GET A LIFE
Beauty and the beast!
ReplyDeleteLWKMD!!!
But he has promised to change, why don't you believe him.pls stay and pray for gentility it is well😅😂😅😅😅😅
He didn't change, poster said he upped his bitting and chewing game.
DeleteMaybe he's on drugs
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so much here! Dear, your chronicle is very funny.
ReplyDeleteWait there until you start shouting, my liver my kidney. Good afternoon
ReplyDeleteOk now you can continue
ReplyDeleteIn his mind na he sabi fcvk well well.
ReplyDeletePerson dey fight 3rd World War he say na fvck him dey fvck.
Stay there till he uproots your womb o, waste of sin. cum you nor cum but tutu don peel.
Honestly for the man mind now Im be performer meanwhile e dey chew person daughter nipple and dig her vjayjay like say Im dey look for gold.
Deleteit's so annoying, He might end up not marrying her after turning her kpekus to borehole due to rough sex. imagine having anal pain due to vagina penetrative sex
DeleteDon't allow him kill you for your future husband.
ReplyDeleteABI oooo,this isn't good at all
DeleteThis chronicle is very funny,🤣🤣🤣😂, abeg poster end this case and run for your dear life ah ! ah!😂🤣
ReplyDeleteJust hope he doesn't also record the whole thing..
ReplyDeleteWizkid FC
Proudly TIV
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ReplyDeleteSex enhancers
ReplyDeleteWell why not give him one more chance
ReplyDeleteFor a week you take control of sec start to finish. You tell him what to do how to hold you positions to put you in.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This is the funniest chronicle I have ever read here.. Poster, please leave!
ReplyDeleteE get one guy I date those days .. the slim o but na bulldozer he bi, na the first day nai he wan destroy wait God use bless me na so i pick race that day e mi ke who wan die,dey there ask questions
ReplyDelete@Anon 19:11 hahaha wadahi? Avo Tu Wu na va?
DeleteHe might not be using enhancer,some men are like that. My husband used to be like that.... especially when were still dating,after sex my punani and anus area is always sore. At a point,I broke up with him cos I cannot commandai. He doesn't chew nipple o,but once he puts it in,na aggressive pounding o and he doesn't cum fast,it takes time. I run o,he didn't even consider my size (I'm petite) and his, he's 6'4 and I'm 5'3...he com chubby join and the gbola looks exactly as he be. I told him the reason why I can't be with him but oga no gree and he agreed to be gentle and me telling him how I want it and no doggy. We're married now with kids and na now gangan I'm enjoying the big gbola because childbirth has expanded that place very Wella. Na me dey even shout faster and harder now sef....lol
ReplyDeleteSo anal sex is now normal among Nigerian couples? What a shame, it's in your later years that you will regret your woke decision. Have you heard of anal prolapse before? Google it.
DeleteYou'll only understand the anus pain part,only if you've been with someone big down there. Think whatever you want, i'm not and will never be a fan of anal or oral sex and that's on periodt.
Deleteanon 19:44 but the previous anon 19:30 didn't state that she was engaged in anal nah. there are some gbolas that affect the anal hole even while penetrating the Vjay
DeleteAnal Anonymous calm down
DeleteAre you a woman? Have you had sex with a man with big penis and big body.
My Husband has his lasting long days. When he lasts long, the anus area feels it because of the thrust and pressure.
And I have never done anal.
Educate yourself and stop gallivanting around.
He might not be using enhancer,some men are like that. My husband used to be like that.... especially when were still dating,after sex my punani and anus area is always sore. At a point,I broke up with him cos I cannot commandai. He doesn't chew nipple o,but once he puts it in,na aggressive pounding o and he doesn't cum fast,it takes time. I run o,he didn't even consider my size (I'm petite) and his, he's 6'4 and I'm 5'3...he com chubby join and the gbola looks exactly as he be. I told him the reason why I can't be with him but oga no gree and he agreed to be gentle and me telling him how I want it and no doggy. We're married now with kids and na now gangan I'm enjoying the big gbola because childbirth has expanded that place very Wella. Na me dey even shout faster and harder now sef....lol
ReplyDeleteI hope this is not Stanley. Guy will press me down with that heavy chest of his, still use heavy face to cover my mouth and nose in the name of kissing.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
DeleteHahaha
Delete"You sex life is very bad..."
ReplyDeleteHow about your eternal life; don't you know that that would be worse?
The torture in hell is worse for Jesus talked about the worms there (that eat people) not dying
and the fires not ever quenching.
Please consider the trajectory you are in and change course.
Good wishes.
If u don’t leave now,very soon he will relocate some of ur vital organs from their appropriate position to the wrong position.very soon he will start strangling u during sex,very soon u will pass out while having sex and begin to see ur ancestors in the great beyond.I won’t tell u to run or end the relationship,if u have the stamina u can continue.Goodluck!
ReplyDeletePoster, abi the man dey take you do coded po*n movie?
ReplyDeleteThings dey happen o
ReplyDeleteToday’s chronicle is so so funny 😆 that I kept on reading comments from bvs without dropping mine. Poster you are such a character please be careful with who you ope your gate I mean your body to.
ReplyDeleteIf a man doesn’t respect you please keep your gate very close. You are agate keeper, you should not allow anyhow person have access to your gate. Place a value on yourself, place a price before you open that your gate.
Don’t be carried away with his money, guy man deserves someone like him and not you
I hope its not Tope you are talking about.
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