WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Hailings.............

IN HOUSE MEMO

How the go they go? I will round up the business giveaway today so the last four people should keep their fingers crossed.

Enjoy the rest of the day!

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SISI SENAPONIS COLUMN

I hail una for yard oo...How market?


Hmm...this our country, wetin person eyes no go see finish?...Na come, I return from shop begin hear ' gbas gbos' inside yard!


Na wetin hapun?!Which thief enter house?! Make my meat no miss inside pot O! Soup wah dey manage! Gas don corss O!

Nne, na so I see three tenants (corpers) dem dey bang another tenant door say make she open! That one no gree answer dem!

Landlord wife come down say wetin hapun?! Why una wan break door?!

Na the same room the three girls dem dey stay. We no sabi the work wey dem dey do but we know say, dem dey knack bumshort and crop top waka for street for evening time (you know say weather these days dey hot one kain).


Dem go even put on loud music begin dey drink, dance and shout for yard even after midnight and na until 2pm the next day dem go wake up. (you know say until some people scatter another person peace, dem no dey gree say dem go find their own peace.)


Oga Harvest, our yard monitoring spirit, talk say na married man come collect the room for one of the gehs but she carry her two friends join body as fellow roommates. So the man no go fit come unannounced to sleepover especially, because other customers dey queue.


I still dey ask wetin hapun??

Oga Harvest talk say, the other tenant wey be Reverend sister, spread white cloak for wire.

One of the corpers come go spread Red Bra near the white, say the girl even carry Reverend Sister peg hold the Bra for close radius to the white cloak.


The sister come open window see say the cloak don stain, na so she tell the girl make she bleach the white cloak or find how to comot the stain quick quick!


Na dia insult start, wey the girl say Reverend Sister na Spirit as she no dey ever get visitor, say na depression and loneliness go finish her!
Say make she go find man to oil her engine, so she sef go fit afford buy 'ebelebe secrets' designer pant and bra! Eweeeh! I open mouth I no fit close!


Na so sister talk say make the girl and her friends change their 'olosho' ways, say Jesus no dey condemn but dey merciful before death knocks on their door!


The corper go inform her friends, na so dem carry stone, iron, plank begin hit sister door make dem send her message go give Jesus!

Landlord wife begin support the corpers, she say wetin consine sister with the corper's personal life say, as no be say dem dey share the same 'down below'.


She even talk say she go tell her husband to eject Sister comot as nobody know if she kukuma be ghost or spirit.

I open door confirm say my Meat dey intact, the akpu wah wrap inside flannel still dey warm.


I close door begin look Landlord wife, person wey her husband dey frequent the corper's room wella inside broad and slim daylight.
Landlord wey dem don rub rub him head, the thing no get cardinal again!


She wey be say, landlord never marry legally o..her juju na im pursue the first wife comot. Wey landlord relocate come city with her. And she never sabi the kain way those tiny gehs dey serve their fatherland on top her horseband.


Me wey I come backyard one night to throway Rat wey enter my room. I begin hear man voice from inside Reverend sister room. I say make i peep small....Stella, if you see wetin I see?..Make I go check wetin i put for fire.

I dey come...

Reverend sister dey nack Landlord????

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



In the last few days, I have been in and out of the hospital because of my first. It was draining, watching him not eating, vomiting and stooling, he was also loosing weight rapidly too.

Ran some test and we were told he was battling an infection. Treatment commenced and he started to get better, had to take him back to the dentist out of town to check his teeth filling If they were okay because he refused to eat for four days straight and would always scream when he tried to chew. 

Turned out his gum were very inflamed and after he was treated he started to eat lightly.

The thing is I tried putting him in regular school last term as I was advised by specialist but we spent more time out of school than in school, this term one thing or the other has been coming up, I just gave up on regular school and decided to keep homeschooling. I don’t know if he will go back yet.

One of the things that keeps me going is that I know he would outgrow this stage and it will only get better. I dare not complain because when I do I feel guilty, there are people dealing with kids with major health challenges and people with kids who have special needs and are totally dependent on their parents for everything.

I can only imagine what they go through If I can get so overwhelmed and feel lost a lot of times, how is their daily lives like?. 

To every parent dealing with kids who need extra attention, are under a spectrum or have health issues, I am sending warm hugs and love to you. You are strong, thank you for all you do for your wards, the sleepless nights, the tears and all.

I pray it gets better, I really do.





Some people dont understand what it means when it is said '' You killed sleep and peace of mind the day you birth a child''

It will definitely get better..... stay strong!

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PINKYS CORNER

MEMO TO SINGLE LADIES

Have you ever asked yourself the reason we have high rate of divorce at the court of law. Have you ever sat down and think critically to know why marriages of this century get disengaged easily?


As a lady, looking forward to be in a happy home, did you at any point in time ask yourself some vital questions and if YES, did you get a sincere answer from your heart? let's take a look at some silly mistakes you make.


*Loving a man wrongly(not because you are in love but because of the urgent 2k you get urgently at the right time)

*Turning yourself to be a Mother Confessor(having it in mind to change a man who is not willing to change).

*being hoodwinked by his first appearance and bedmatics method.

*Taking abusive words as a sign of love.

*Trying to impress friends by getting hooked up by a financially stable man(but you have forgotten that, he might not be yours. Your own happiness might be with a man that you will struggle with)

*Turning yourself to a slave when he has not even married you.

*Living as a couple because you are desperately ready to be called Mrs.


Some women get married to their spouse not because it is what they desire but because it is what is available at the point of desperation but they FORGET that men are created in a way that, we get irritated by things easily. Don't forget that money can't buy your happiness.


When it is time to settle down, you need God to help you out and not only that, you need your instinct, your heart, your conscience and your readiness to learn and unlearn. Don't make the mistake that will put tears and depression into your life and take away your joy.


Marriage is not a scam and love is real but individual differences make it difficult to understand the true love language.

Pinky Pinky I hope the Ladies dont come after you for breaking the legs of their tables eeeeeeeh

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FROM WEDNESDAY SPONTANEOUS MORNING POST

scared of wetin? E never propose you don dey fear instead of you to relax enjoy the relationship

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Why cant your husband bring his brother to order? Oh well if he wont then wait for him to start his parade and tell him you dont like the way he exposes himself ...

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Are you so naïve that you dont know the right hole? He might have entered the wrong hole, it cant be so painful with Lub... abeg check well if oga wan do again..... E no suppose pain you as you describe so...

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