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SIS SENAPONIS COLUMN


Kpoi!! Kpoi!! Kpoi!!


Na who dey house o?


Hmm.. this gist wey I wan carry give you wan be like seasonal movie wey persin no fit sidon watch for cinema! Na to knack better Garri and Okro Soup with Goat meat wey carry shoulder pad on top this matter.


I go salon go do washing and setting, na dia gist enter the oesophagus of my hearing o!


This young lady say na her family friend dem carry go hospital, say he collapse for inside office.

Wetin happen?! Wetin do am?! He carry belle??

She talk say wetin do am pass say man carry belle!


The young man na working class person for better oil company inside this our country, him girlfriend na junior staff for one small company. Den dey together for like one year and half.


Na so Bobo begin complain say na every time Baby go dey ask am for money for pad, panadol, chewing gum..gini gwanu... he say he dey find working class lady wey dey independent and no go dey disturb him akant anyhow.


Two weeks later na so he break up with him babe begin date working class baby girl wey match him social standards. She get her own car, better job, and she no dey stress am at all.


He say one weekend way he go her house, na so he see pregnancy kit inside her bag. He say na aspirin he dey find reach that side. He say he no too understand wetin the red lines mean so he snap the kit send to this him family friend, she be nursing student that time so she tell am say the user dey pregnant.


Bobo dey happy no be small, na so he quick arrange buy engagement ring, contact caterer for cake and small chops and of course dem 'pararanran' people.


Na so Bobo go show for independent baby girl office unannounced o!


The Receptionist and security people make am easy for am. Na there he even meet him Junior from him Alma mata for the same office o. He say everybody come out dey snap pictures, clapping and recording the moment when he propose to Baby girl o!


He say even the MD join the other staff congratulate them and even give him complimentary card to call, if he need anything for the wedding arrangements.


Bobo say he return to him office after lunch break a very happy man. He say him former babe dey still message am dey beg make dem come back together but he say NEVER, he no fit go back to liability!


Bobo reach home for night, upload the video for whatsapp and everywhere. He check Baby girl social media accounts, she never put anything up. So he say maybe na because she be quiet and busy person.


He carry phone call baby girl, number dey switched off. He no understand wetin fit dey happen but he just decide say, he go try again for morning.


The following day, Bobo call again... number dey busy. He say he call that him Junior from Babygirl office and na that one say na Babygirl and MD team go Dubai that same evening of the proposal, say dem get some transactions to close. Bobo calm down say at least na work just dey keep him new bride-to-be preoccupied.


After 2 whole weeks of no contact or response from Babygirl, Bobo go the office unannounced and Security plus Receptionist say dem get External Auditors for building so no Guest without prior Appointment go fit access the building.


Bobo ask receptionist if she fit help am give Babygirl the Pizza and Lunch Pack he bring for her?.Receptionist come use style help am call Babygirl for intercom.


She say, Bobo say Babygirl dey shocked to see him for reception. He say babygir talk say since that proposal, her workload don increase as time dey limited for her to meet targets and close up for the period they need to have their wedding and honeymoon. The two love birds hug themselves and na so Bobo comot.


Days turned to weeks and months and Bobo's parents don dey ask wetin dey happen? Gini gwanu? Babygirl's Estate no dey gree person enter except the resident call the security post, give the visitor password to enter the Estate. So he no fit go her house, office too don become restricted.


Na so Bobo say he carry phone call Babygirl MD to plead say make he reduce the workload for him pregnant Babygirl but na P.A pick, so Bobo no fit talk anything.
He call him Junior and that one begin divert his calls without any reasons.


One beautiful hot day, na so Courier service come Bobo office to deliver parcel. Na as Bobo open am, he see engagement ring inside. Him phone ring, na Babygirl dey ask if he don receive the parcel? Bobo's colleague hear as he dey ask but you are pregnant? What about our Baby?


She say the response way Baby girl give na im Bobo land for hospital.

Na wah oh.... So na the MD she get belle for abi who?

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IJEOMAS GIST CORNER



I read about the kidnap case in the ihn this afternoon and the one of last week or there about and decided to share.


Last week, a student in the department came to the office and told me his big sis who is responsible for his upkeep was wisked away from her shop. He was crying while narrating to me, he said this guys just entered the shop and took her away and didn't contact her family for days. Her sale's girls were present when it happened. I was always in touch encouraging and praying for his sis.


Few days later he came to tell me that they've called his uncle, her husband and demanded for plenty millions of naira as ransom. Hubby was able to raise six million ( He reported to the police immediately the kidnap happened). These people collected the ransome and asked him to go wait for his wife at home, meanwhile they have another wicked motive planned out.


This morning he came to tell me she's back, oh i was so excited. She narrated her odeal while in their custody. After they collected money from hubby they still wanted to butcher her. She said they butchered a woman close to her and she was next. Imagine using your eyes to see death in such a gruesome manner, God forbid.


The only person she could recognize was the one that wisked her away from her shop, the rest she couldn't see cos she was blindfolded. One of them helped her and God used him to save her. How? She said he told her that she helped him in the past and couldn't watch such wickedness carried out on her. She had once helped pay his hospital bills when he was hospitalized in one of the known hospitals in PH (may our helps always speak for us in the face of danger. Amen). He was a total stranger, she just payed his bills. This guy guy reminded her how she payed his bills in the hospital, she too remembered him. He led her out in the night and that was it. She's home with her family, though he told me she's taken to the hospital. And will be there for sometime


A friend of mine last month, entered a taxi at Rumuola going to Ikwerre road by almost 7pm, babe said she was hypnotized. All she could remember was when they stopped and dragged her out of the vehicle that her spirit was disturbing them. The one that dragged her out said 'we didn't take anything from you oh'. She looked around and discovered she was in GRA. 

She had to find her way back to her house.

I'm writing this long epistle for people out there to be careful even though we can't be careful enough, we still have to play our part and let God do His part. Election is around the corner, and on the other hand are yahoo boys. The days are evil, but we'll keep prevailing.


They've known and are aware that people now dread the Igbo Etche axis, and are now using different formats. If you're a caterer and they want to indulge you in any villa in PH with some mouth watering pays, be careful oh. If you must go, go to the police together or let people around know the person requesting your services. A typical Etchian can not and will not kidnap his fellow Etchian for rituals likewise the other tribes. Na stranger wey no know road them dey use oh. They can only kidnap their own just to get money when broke.


Stop night movements. A lot of strange stories and testimonies going round cos of these evil forces in human form. Let people know your way about. Create awareness, it helps to an extent. Going to the bank to withdraw huge sums of money now is something else, a student went to withdraw her school fees sent to her by her dad and they followed her, if not for God and her street wiseness, money for enter one chance. Chizoba anyiii ooooh


Please and please dear parents, guide your kids, they're all you've got. The days are evil, protect them with all you've got. I always tell my nieces when i was in big sis house not to trust anyone at all, taught them how to be security conscious. I'm no longer with them, but these kids can never eat anything my brother, their uncle buys for them without showing to daddy or mummy or even me. Not that his going to hurt them, but....... And the said uncle doesn't know that things like that has been happening behind him, he use to think it's the normal kids thing. I don't even leave them alone with their father not to talk of extended family. They are big now and can take care of themselves and even voice out when abused or anything happens which i pray not to happen


A woman wisked three abi five kids away in the name of a lesson teacher in PH. Kids of same parents oh. Teach them never to follow anyone, if those kids were taught to stay away from strangers, i'm sure these wouldn't have happened. Some kids can be stubborn, sometimes say some scary stories to them, it will take them heed faster than just telling them to stay away from strangers.


This is not the time to be doing uncle and aunt, jumping on their bodies anyhow without control. They don't know what they're doing except you tell them. No be adult them dey find sometimes oh, na children, cos their blood is pure and without wrinkles nor blemish or spots.


This also, isn't time to be moving from one neighbor's house to the other. Some kids can 'Waka' eeh, put those their tiny feet in their homes. If they must go out, they should do so under your watch.


Bikozienu, everyone, Nigeria isn't safe both for the young and old, but God Almighty will keep preserving us and frustrate the efforts of the evil personalitiesin high places. This time around na their head go enter


* Please look out for one another
* Stop trolling, people are going through alot already
* Stop abusing people verbally, some of us may not know, but verbal abuse kills and creates a lasting damage cos the victim will always recall no matter how long it's taken. Though it heals, but the scare will always be there
*Lastly, get your PVCs, this time around we go chop their money vote who we want....

 Bad governance is over come 2023, dem don too stress us.

Na wah... All these kind stories eh..... When did Nigeria become so scary?My tired is extremely tired.

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IMPORTANT INFO

Genotype And It's Appropriate Suitor:

AA + AA = Excellent
AA + AS = Good
AA + SS = Fair
AS + AS = Bad
AS + SS = Very Bad
SS + SS = Extremely Bad (In fact, don't try it)
#SickleCellAwareness


BLOOD GROUP COMPATIBILITY 


What’s Your Type and how common is it?


O+ 1 in 3 37.4%
(Most common)


A+ 1 in 3 35.7%


B+ 1 in 12 8.5%


AB+ 1 in 29 3.4%


O- 1 in 15 6.6%


A- 1 in 16 6.3%


B- 1 in 67 1.5%


AB- 1 in 167 .6%
(Rarest)


Compatible Blood Types


O- can receive O-


O+ can receive O+, O-


A- can receive A-, O-


A+ can receive A+, A-, O+, O-


B- can receive B-, O-


B+ can receive B+, B-, O+, O-


AB- can receive AB-, B-, A-, O-


AB+ can receive AB+, AB-, B+, B-, A+, A-, O+, O-





My people please read and pass it on, LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH

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PINKYS CORNER


I woke up 3am On 14th of March 2022 to do a little exercise and training to keep my Taekwando skills fit and also tried some other moves I learnt from the movie I watched(K2).


My neighnour has finally and stylishly sent the wife away without even shouting nor making the neighbors hear pim. I think the wife wasn't around, she went for either a program or something which I don't know, so the man woke up early and I saw him putting the wife's bag  and baggage into her own car he bought for her last year to celebrate her birthday.


He saw me but he didn't even say good morning and I also ignored him because I was fully concentrated on my training. After putting those things in her car, he took his kids and a small bag and drove in his own car to where I don't know(this was around 5am) not only that, he locked up the whole house and went with the keys.


Around 7am, the wife came and she was surprised to see the entrance locked, she knocked the door and no one was answering but I couldn't open mouth to tell her what I saw early in the morning. Then I heard her clearly when she was on call,think she called the husband and a message was passed across to her which made her scream out loud.....


The husband has traveled with the kids to an unknown destination leaving the wife stranded. Before I left home, the Mother in-law (The wife's mother) was around but I left all of them at home with my landlady.


I will surely miss the husband, because the man dey give me joy each time we sit outside together at night. and I don't know when he will come back home.


I pity the kids too because they will miss their mother also.




Na wah oh... Is it that your neighbor that was fighting the wife? I no remember the first part of the gist again sef.........

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A POSITIVE READ....


From this day forward when you speak, make a conscious and deliberate effort to have a minimum of 85% of your daily conversations positive, purposeful, and profitable. 

This will strengthen your mindset, create possibilities and attract more abundance and wealth in your life. Every time you say or think something negative--STOP. Immediately tell your mind ~ Cancel...Clear. 

This one practice will dramatically transform your reality. Become unstoppable by using your words to create your next breakthrough. You have something special. You have GREATNESS within you!

—Les Brown







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