THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 In house news don land...........

IN HOUSE MEMO.

How is everyone doing?

There is one last person for the business support giveaway but i dont have the persons phone number or account details.... If i announce the person here now, the jealous ones will attack.....

I will discuss with my PA and we will find a way around it......

Someone posted something that i deleted yesterday.... This jealous piece of maggot implied that all the business giveaway is fetish and that is why those who receive vanish or keep coming back for more....

It was sad to read someone vomit such rubbish and then dare me to post it...

All i can say to you is that until you repent and stop coming here to troll me because of money that is not yours, the same way you put a question mark on the giveaways is the same way your life will have a question mark following you all over.... AMEN.

Enjoy the rest of this beautiful day folks!

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SISI SENAPONI'S COLUMN  

Na who dey house o? Na we dey hia o!


Hmm...shebi na house I dey wey my neighbour squatter sidon for corridor begin cry.

Na as I waka pass, she quick dry her face continue to dey wash clothes.

I near am ask, Is every thing ok?. She hide her red face, just nod head say na something enter her eyes.

Hmm...mmm, I tell her say everybody don comot for yard, na only us two remain. I say my door dey open make she come follow me talk anytime.


Na him i open my purse give her One thousand naira note. She just burst into cry again. I pet am small, I carry my clothes enter house.


Inside compound for night na him i begin hear noise from my neighbour house.

This neighbour na two siblings dem be, Henry and Jessica (not realnames).Na the senior brother dey pay rents, dey wait make him sister marry before he pack comot for the compound. Dem dey go office work for morning come back night sometimes.

The geh wey dey cry for morning (Cynthia) come squat with her best friend, Jessica wey be her childhood friend from secondary school.

The two siblings come back house for night, dey no see Cynthia again. She don pack her load comot.


Wetin hapun?! Wetin hapun?!.


Dem call her number soteh the thing dey off. I tanda for window dey watch drama. I off light go sleep as me I no kukuma dey for hypocrisy.


Stella, make I knack you the real tori wey hapun as she tell me her story small, plus the one wey i use my korokoro ears hear.


You see that squatter geh, be like rich man pikin but very humble and beautiful. Her parents separate, the father go entangle with another woman. Her mother wey come dey raise her alone begin sick and eventually die.


Her father wife na 'juju express', wey no gree the father remember him only pikin o. The woman do juju wey be say make the girl no even succeed for City. Things dey hapun o!

The pikin from one problem enter another, job today, downsizing tomorrow...Na as she no see money pay house rent, wey landlord pursue her comot. She pack her kaya come manage with her best friend until she go find another job.

From the third day, wey that squatter move enter that flat, na im her friend turn her to housegirl o. From fetch water, wash clothes, wash toilet, cook food, go market.

Na so my neighbour go balance like bosslady for varendah, make her mate dey run errands for her!

The one wey pain me pass, na the day I dey spread clothes for backyard.
I begin hear my neighbour dey shout for her squatter head, she ask her who chop pizza and ice-cream put the empty packs inside kitchen dustbin?...
The squatter say na brother Henry buy am bring for house in the afternoon.

My neighbour say how her own brother go chop standard size pizza and 2 cups of ice-cream alone?

Squatter say he give her half of the pizza and 1 cup of ice-cream since she never chop anything since the previous night.

The squatter go dey buy Agege bread and Togo Beans after dey don go work as fear to even touch or cook any thing for the house.

Na so my neighbour begin shout say, why she no fetch water full bathroom drum?..
Squatter say when she wan go find Mallam, her brother say make she no worry say he go call Mallam the next morning for phone to bring water.


I bin think say matter don end o...Na lie o! My neighbour say she send text message to squatter to buy 1kilo of Turkey and make soup before she come back...

Squatter say but she no get any money for hand wey reach to buy the Turkey and she no come get airtime to text back.
My neighbour say how she go even bother to cook the soup when she dey busy with her longer throat dey chop pizza like idiot!


She say how she go wake up 6am, dey go work everyday( no be say she ever feed or give squatter money o!) and squatter go just dey house from morning to night doing nothing!


My neighbour tell squatter make she better start to do s#x videos or pornography for older men online, she come cap everything say 'After all squatter no kukuma better pass people wey dey do am'. Make she go find job!

Just squatting for less than a week! See wetin see finish dey cause o!


Stella, na small remain wah for fall inside drum! I arrange my legs waka comot for backyard.

All the while, the brother no get any idea wetin dey happen o. 

The kain demon wey him sister be. Na so the squatter comot oo...nobody see am for that compound again!




What a sad way to end a friendship.......







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Re: Important piece of advice from a bv.


Hello SDK, in reference to that post on IHN the other day(March 7,2022) about village people and outstanding bills, I have some stories to share.
This is one of them, it happened in my own village..


One of my late uncle's wives died last year and the children with two people from their mother's family went to the elders in their father's village to make burial arrangements according to tradition.
They now brought a list totalling about 1.2million.They said, the list was for the remaining burial rites of their late father which they did not complete due to their ages and lack of funds. Imagine!


The main list for their mother's burial had not been brought. They have to clear that one before proceeding with the mother's own.
You see, they lived all their lives in the city and rarely travelled home. Their father (my uncle) had died long ago when the children were very small and they did small burial.
Then their mum single-handedly trained them and they remained in the city. When one of the daughters got married, they sent the items that were due to the village to them.


So, the small burial that they did then was not enough.. a man that died in his 30's o.


Meanwhile, the woman died of a terminal disease which drained them financially and only two of the three kids are working, the last one is a fresh graduate.


The children and their maternal uncles started begging the elders to reduce the items for them as they were not all balanced financially yet. They now reduced it to 1million.

The children now asked for the mum's own so that they will have an idea of the total money they should be looking for, these old men brought a list of 2.1million. So they will need 3.1million in total for village tradition expenses alone. Included in the list were two big cows among other things. They would need two big s cow too for the mother's own.

As I type, the mama is still in the morgue as the kids are still running around to gather funds.

Now you see why some men go and rob or engage in drug trafficking to cover burial expenses.

Some Nigerian customs and traditions exist to ruin the people.

Na wah oh

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PINKYS CORNER

I can't stop laughing badly. If you can remember some months ago I complained about a neighbor who was fond of snooping at us through the window whenever my wife and I are doing the do?

On Wednesday March 9,2022 I went home to shower due to the heat, so I left my Point of sales to go pour water on my body, after which I came outside the compound and met this my funny neighbor then he asked me to follow him to the shop he just rented.

We got here and I prayed to God to give him good sales after which we went to ORI-OKe MOKOLA to take Goldberg (mortuary standard),on getting to cultural centre, we parked and went into the garden. What did I see? I saw my neighbors wife kissing another man and also having a bottle of chilled Enikeni(Heineken) on her table and a plate of asun.

The wife works with one radio station at Ibadan(name withheld). I never knew he saw his wife from afar which I also did but he pretended and asked us to sit on the same table with his wife by telling me that his wife has been waiting for him there for almost an hour which I pretended to be a fool and believe him.

We got home around 7pm and I went inside to pound my yam based on my promise to my wife. After pounding the yam, i went outside to see what was happening because I heard noise when I was pounding. Behold, it was my neighbor battling with his wife and told her to pack her things and go. it was so terrible that the landlady came downstairs to shook her mouth in the issue.

Na the matter we still dey settle, I will send update soon...

When a man marries the right woman , he is complete but if he is hooked with the wrong one then he is completely finished.

We dey wait for update......

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