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I hail o...kpoi! Kpoi!...na who dey haarsee e?
Stellalimpopotopia...I greet o!
Na heat bin wan finish persin for dis side! Rain nor gree fall! Nepa nor gree stand! Na sidon look we dey so!
Na as my roommate wey dem kidnap resign, wey she still never see Job. We reason am find another person join body, make we dey share the rent into 3.
So this our third friend (Soba) pack enter, she dey work for one nice company for Island. Her Oga Oyinbo make her him right hand person and Team Lead.
Stella, na one night wah go work, my phone begin vibrate for past midnight. Na im my second roommate begin shout 'Jesus! Jesus!
I run go toilet mah fit hiaram well!
I for say 'You see am? He enter our haarse? Lock door! Lock door!Nor let am comot o! My problem plenty nor be small! Carry my higher education wey dey under bed give am, na dia my prayer points full! I go reach haarse na na na! Nor gree meh Jesus comot o!' *choi..and him be omnipresent!*
Nne, lock window! lock window! begin sing 'I will never let you go, unless you bless me! Nor too hollam o! Nor meh Angeh gee you slap o!
Check him leg, check him leg, he wear sandals!? Na im be dat! Ngwa ngwa, touch the sandals! Nor try thief am o! Meh Angeh nor give you strong konk for head!
Hollam for cloth! Hollam for cloth! Nor too hollam o! Meeh current nor go fling you throway!
*wheelchair corss abeg!*
My second roommate begin shout Sena! Sena!
Choi...I for say, Jesus ask of me? Abeg tellam I dey enter road o! For nice if one Angeh fit jor come carry me for wings!
* if I hear say I no do stowaway go heaven!*
She say nor be Jesus come jare, say na Soba wake for midnight from sleep, her tongue don twist, say she nor fit talk and she dey hold head, dey run serious temperature join!
Na which kain thing be this?
How I wan leave work for middle of night, from Island go mainland?!
* You wey na broad daylight dem thief you comot!*
Na im I say make she quick carry Soba phone, make she call her Papa, as the man na prayer warrior for dem church!
I call again, she don calm down, don begin talk. Soba Papa say na person wey him pikin follow talk for office come tie her mouth inside sleep!
*Eleeee! Prayer get power, abeg!*
Issokay! Nne,so na which kain vehicle you drive go jam person? wey dey come use Julius Berger finish you like this? She say na ordinary 'wheelbarrow' o!
I say wetin hapun?!
For dem office, dem bring one new girl join their team. Her oyinbo oga say make she dey mentor the geh. Na im the New geh wear Dwess wey the Bwess dey gather snow inside AC!
For dem office, dem bring one new girl join their team. Her oyinbo oga say make she dey mentor the geh. Na im the New geh wear Dwess wey the Bwess dey gather snow inside AC!
HR wey be Man go report give Oga, to avoid victimisation, Oga tell Soba make she go address the Geh.
Na im Soba carry the Geh for one side, tellam say the Dwess too expose, meh she use scarf or coat cover am! She say the New geh squeeze face say wetin do her Dwess? Say Aftohroh, Oga and HR nor carry complain come give her by themselves!
Na wetin Soba talk wey dey come use better horsewhip, wipe sense comot for her body! Use rope tie her tongue for midnight!
She say she reach office the next day the New geh look am say ' How was your night?' If na you, how you for answer??
Hahahahaha how was your night? That is why it is not good them go tell to confront person. Too many people are demon possessed.
ReplyDeleteSoba next time don't be the one to go message. Some messages dey lead to death.
Thank God for prayers. If you no strong, no go advise person ooo
Could not read and understand the pidgin. Please can someone summarise in plain English?
DeleteI dey breaktime dey chop dey scream with laff. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
ReplyDeleteSenaponi ehn 😀😀😀😀😀😀😆😆Stella abeg change the mascot above put one funny looking dry body woman wey plait thread for head.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deletee go match d gist.
The Anon 👆 asking for translation.
Drop recharge cards,those who load will translate for you. Language is expensive.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteThis your tori dey o. See as I dey laff for office. Na dis wan good for all those our sisters and neighbour wey dey like decide for other people how to dey live their life jare.
Nawa; na to siddon dey look, drink water join
ReplyDeleteShe should bring her diction closer to English. I like pidgin but this is too scattered. Read more than 2/3 and understood nothing!
ReplyDeleteMe too
DeleteThank you
DeleteThings dey happen. Lessons learnt. Dey your dey next time
ReplyDeleteThank you. Na laugh get me here
ReplyDeleteI sabi read and write in pidgin English wella but this one get as e be abeg. It's so difficult to understand.
ReplyDeleteNo vex.
Eyah, you be ajikpako. This gist na for correct areans like munwa
DeleteIjeoma 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
DeleteAjekpako is a local girl,I think you meant an ajebutter, a polished girl.
I read twice before understanding.
Wheelchair corss means it's costly,she can't afford it after the accident. 🤣🤣🤣
Haarse is house.
Aftohroh is after all.
Sena prayer points full higher education notebook o 😂😂😂😂
Na im be say God no dey answer you since na🙆
Quite a hilarious post,learn Pidgin English it is worth it.
Sena 🤝
Omo,this Tori sweet my belle die.
ReplyDeleteSee as I scatter laugh for office.
Abeg, make Soba no near that girl again oo.
Her cup go soon full.
She go soon jam power wey pass the one wey she carry Waka for body.
Abeg, make we always dey pray every time bcos we no no the kind spirit wey dey some pipul body.
God's protection on all of us everyday.
Weldone Sisi, you be correct 'gister'😂
ReplyDeleteGist too sweet, the pidgin na die🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteSome people are possessed with demons and have agenda.
ReplyDeleteTell Soba next time HR should address that new geh.
Prayer is the key
Work on your pidin so that people go understand am better and follow the story Wella..
ReplyDeleteWell if na me.. I go tell her say my night was great.
Reduce the pidgin small abet, na when. U say them tie her tongue I begin understand the yarn
ReplyDeleteIf not I ben no for grab anything
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.... how was your night 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. but this your pigin too konk sha
ReplyDeleteThe pidgin is too conc.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't understand the write-up
Inside life matter oo...😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteI love this broken jare; keep
ReplyDeleteIt up 🤣🤣🤣
This broken hard to read and understand
ReplyDeleteHad a good laugh 😅🤣👌👌👌👌
ReplyDeleteWeldone Sisi Sena, I always look forward to your gist 😘😘😘😘👍👍👍👍👍
ReplyDeleteThis pidgin is very hard to understand. But thanks to the anonymous that translated some words up there. Had to read it again slowly before i got the gist. Soba stay away from that geh, she no mean we'll for you oh.
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