Hailings!...
IJEOMA'S GIST CORNER
I carry gist come, new bride went to do last 'do' with her boyfriend and was caught red, white and black handed.
Babe had a beautiful and colour wedding. Big sis even follow do ashebi for her. JUST few days after wedding, some guests were still around. Babe told hubby she was going to the market.
Na so this babe go her boyfriend house to do last 'do' with am ( Why you no kuku marry am, since him thing dey sweet you?). She reach there, boyfriend seize her, he didn't want her to leave in a hurry. Guy wanted to spend quality time with his babe, another man's wife, a new bride for that matter!
Trust area people na, there's nothing hidden under the sun. The fact that she just had a big occasion that had plenty people in attendance is enough reason to give her out. Na so amebos call hubby sey him wife dey man house since morning, he thought they were joking.
He took some people along to go in search of wifey that went to market since morning. No be small thing oh, he went to the said house amebos told him and met his wife in her boyfriend's.
Chai, babe is at a crossroad. She's stuck in boyfriend's place. The koko now be sey, people wey dey helep her go to mediums to 'turn' her husband's face to take her back, are still the ones going to do tatafo for her hubby so that he can be at alert.
This 'turning' of face be like sey na him dey reign for we pitakwa now. May God 'protection' our men oh. If your babe or wifey succeeds in giving you the portion, you go just dey submit your salary to her. Na she go even dey give you transport fare to work sef and other expenses, anya saaaaaaaaaa. Mek una open eye light torchlight oh, it is what it is
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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD
The church my family attends is a very big one and we have three services in all. It’s a very lovely place to be. The church auditorium is always full, nobody knows whether you come to church or not. Nobody notices you unless you're part of the workforce.
I love my church I don't see anything currently wrong with the church. My husband is a full and active member of the workforce. I have a smaller church I visit once in a while. I love the church’s Bible study and teachings.
Once in a while when I go out for evangelism, I direct people to the smaller church because I am sure they would follow up more adequately and they will take personal interest in helping and guiding the person on the right track.
I also love attending seminars and special programs in churches that I respect and approve of the pastors and their teachings. I sometimes invite my husband for special programs in the small church but he doesn't want to even hear about it.
He understands my reasons but he is fiercely loyal to the family church and will not attend another church unless he is out of town. He says he not a church prostitute, this makes me laugh . He believes in being loyal to one local assembly and not jumping up and down from one church to the other .
I am also loyal to my church but I don't see anything wrong in attending special programs in other churches. There are certain men of God or God’s generals like I like to call them that I look up to and wouldn’t mind travelling far and wide to be mentored by them.
You be really Church waka waka... i am on your husbands side, I hate moving from one Church to another...Loyalty is rare!
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GIST JUST FULL EVERYWHERE
Hello people of Jah and children of God. I'm in a good mood by force by fire.
Na wah oh!!!
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Divine Health Confessions!!
ReplyDeleteThe Spirit of God quickens and vitalizes my body every day. I am full of life and I live the transcendent life in Christ that is far above sickness, disease, infirmity, and death. I am not ordinary, because I am born of God. Thus, I function always with supernatural strength and abilities!
Thanks Rhapsody. Jesus heals the sick, he is Lord and Savior, King of kings and Lord of lords
DeleteAmen!
Hope you don't ever have malaria, right?
The problem is that this every morning chants make people not to seek medical help
when they have illness, they are too "ashamed" to own up and seek help until it becomes late
Jesus said in Mark 2:17 that the "sick needs a doctor"
Some of your church people are medical doctors, who will their patents be? Paul was sick too
Gal. 4:13-14
I like how Rhapsody keeps ignoring this anon pest.
DeleteTo whoever needs to hear this, God WILL make a way...Trust Him.-iamtyhicks
ReplyDeleteREMEMBER SAY: NA PERSON WEY GIVE UP,FUCK UP.
AIDS IS REAL,ABSTAIN OR USE CONDOM.
SUICIDE IS NEVER AN OPTION.
Amen
DeleteMartins so sorry about your loss.May God strengthen your family in this time of mourning.
DeleteBut I give up alcohol and smoking, abi I fuck up?
DeleteNa wa oooo. My ear don full. Women, women women!!! God help us and bless every home looking up to u for the blessings of d womb Amen
DeleteMartin take heart...
DeleteWomen should tone it down na.
That newly married woman, she got served.
God bless the givers
Sure our day is going well! We welcome.IHN
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone.
DeleteMy condolences Martin. May his soul RIP.
Today's IHN is fully loaded.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone π
DeleteMy condolences Martin. God comforts you and yours....
DeleteGood afternoon all
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DeleteIHN is here... Good Afternoon All❤️
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ReplyDeleteHello Mama baby.
DeleteIj this your just hot die. The new bride is senseless.
ReplyDeleteIjeoma's gist:
ReplyDeleteFornicators think that when they marry they will automatically change. It is a coated lie from the devil himself.
Adultery is fornication that has graduated into marriage; you've been doing it. If you do not repent and receive Jesus as Savior, you will still cheat on your husband or wife.
It is a sickness of the soul.
That is what is in Ijeoma's gist.
It is well.
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DeleteOrchid Road are you know Zamfara?
DeleteMen love your wife as Christ love the church and died for her. Men, be ready to die for your wife... Always remember that singular act that made you choose her amongst other women. You cannot claim to love God if you don't love your wife
ReplyDeleteWill you also advise women to be ready to die for their husband as well? Must it always be women at the receiving end?
DeleteSure..
DeleteWives Submit to your husband.. as Christ is the head of the church, so is he your head.
A non submissive wife doesn't deserve her husband love. Make she go get the love from her fellow 'feminist' comrades..
Ezege, how far Justyswt and widows?
DeleteIs it cos they are women you reneged on your promise?
My condolences @Martins. May God console you and your family in this trying time. May your Dad's soul rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteMy condolences to you Bv Martins π. May the Lord comfort and uphold you and your family. May his soul rest in the bossom of our Lord Jesus Christ Amen π
DeleteBeautiful day everyone. Chai the meme is true. People should stop mocking those without kids. It's not there fault. Pray God comes through for those looking up to him for the fruits of the womb Amen π
ReplyDeleteI am now watching Young, famous and African and to God, I can see how much Annie loves Tuface. The way she acts all excited like a little child when he comes around and calls her is me when I’m talking about my husband with someone else. Honestly, it’s a beautiful kind of love if given to the right person. It’s just unfortunate that hers seems to be wasted on the wrong person.
ReplyDeleteI can also sense that 2face loves Annie ( this is my personal belief while watching that show). If anyone watches the build up to the now renewal proposal, the things he said, the way he looked saying it, I could honestly feel the love from him. I just believe he has no control over his d**k and that’s why they’ve been in this messy relationship.
I just hope and pray for Annie’s sake, he spends the rest of their time together loving her like she has loved him and fixing this brokenness he has put her in.
And gosh, Zari lies too much abeg. First she made it seem like Annie was asking her several times and in a somehow way how she knew Tuface but it was just once and in a way you’d ask any other person.
I know the show is scripted AF but I’m loving every bit of it
About Zari..I won’t call it lying too much. She just wanted Annie to be her storyline so she played up most of their encounters. She’s rather aggravating but to be fair, she apologised every time she was called out.
DeletePerxian, the part about saying Annie is insecure in front or husband, she never apologised because she believed she did something wrong. If u watch it well, she apologised because she felt she knew why Annie was lashing out after having that convo with Khanyi. She has never accepted she felt calling her out in front of her husband was wrong.
DeleteAnd yea, she lied oh, the way she said Annie kept asking where she knew her husband from several times even tho it was just once and very normal question, that one was a lie. Then when she called Khanyi to tell her about the fight with Annie, it was laced with so many lies and half truths. Just listen to the way she worded everything
Ems it could be she asked her severally, remember they edited the show as they didn't show everything that happened. I believe for her to say its severally and Annie didn t deny it it actually means she asked her more than once
DeleteAnnie that was in shock when she insinuated that and even told her she only asked her like she asked others
DeleteAbout the church Waka
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time I used to be a wakadupe. Anywhere I hear it's happening,I'm there. God delivered me from such Waka waka spirit for some years now. I love my Dunamis
But by the side,I love listening to Apostle Joshua Selman almost on a daily. I love that man's teachings and pray along too
By the way,how does being in love feel like? I have forgotten. Can't explain what I'm feeling now.
Whichever way,I love it!!!!ππΆ♀️ππ₯°π
Darajah, for the first time I listened to Apostle Selman yesterday at night. Mehn, that man is a material. He's gifted. I was touched and I almost gave my life to Christ last night but the flesh wouldn't let me do that.
DeleteApostle Selman is good at what he does.
DeleteApostle Selman is a teacher. Babes,you should also listen to Pst Poju Oyemade. He's good.
DeleteHis preaching goes deep into my soul, he teaches reality. Like i can listen to him all day. He has the word. It has been long, i listen to a pastor, and my whole body will be vibrating, his preachings goes deep. May God keep blessing him
DeleteApostle Selman's teachings have transformed me so much. I bless God for him all the time and I pray God continue to uphold him.
DeleteAlso listen to apostle arome osayi too, your life will not be the same again
DeleteHe's a good preacher .I love his sermons, I listen to them everyday.
DeletePlease where do you listen to his sermons.
DeleteI dont attend church and have no plans to, but I don't mind listening to pastors who are genuinely filled with the Word.
Please where do you listen to his sermons.
DeleteI dont attend church and have no plans to, but I don't mind listening to pastors who are genuinely filled with the Word.
Hi anon I listen to his sermons on YouTube just search for it and you'd find it.
Delete17.36 Apostle Selman's messages are available on the church website and also on youtube. You can also check pastor (dot) ng for more Word based messages.
DeleteAnon 17:36 you can subscribe to his YouTube channel koinonia global or koinonia watch Tv
DeleteNa God go deliver me. Never heard abiut Apostle Selman before. Used Google and saw he has a church in Abuja. This my Catholic don blind my eye.
DeletePleasant day to y'all π₯°
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the rest of your day peeps ❣️
Good afternoon everyone.
ReplyDeleteSorry for your loss Martins,may papa's soul rest in peace.
Martins, keep holding on strong. May God comfort you guys and rest your Dad's soul in His bossom.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know my second comment on SP wasn't enabled or probably it didn't go through. Thanks to all your comments and advice. If for anything, I will never go down with a married woman. It's a taboo where I come from and have a grave consequences. No, I won't do it.
Reading comments on the woman that called her husband ex for sending her nude photos I only but shake my head in shame. Thanks to my boss man Dante and the few female bvs who stated the truth as it is on that post. Oh God grant my heart desire of a good woman. Fear don begin catch me for this marriage thing.
@Dante, e sure say good women still plenty again?
You talk too much π are you a good man ? You're suddenly a Saint no be for this blog wey we read about ya atrocities respek yourself
DeleteEzege the real billionaire Mogul..
DeleteNa ashawo full town oh,na only to collect collect collect without giving them Sabi, even the ones claiming to marry up na the same WhatsApp group, long throat won finish them.. the only thing wey them dey always won pay back na cheating..
You go buy am cloth, buy you iPhone, give am money, she no go give anything in return,But when you cheat them go won cheat back.. na only for hoelosho ways dem dey see their equality ππ
Anon 15:00, them no born you well to write this gibberish with your ID. Don't choke on your bile ooh. Yes I'm a good man and I deserve a queen and more. Pls keep away from sharp objects for your own good.
DeleteSee plenty gist ooooooooo
ReplyDeleteIt's so sunny here but we dey ok by God's grace....
Make I finish Kan read well.
Love you all
The way married women cheat now is very shocking.. even here in my place of work..
ReplyDeleteWell, I remember someone saying by the time married women start doing return to sender on their cheating husband,it will be times 1000 of what their husbands are doing. Hmmmmm
DeleteSo bandits abi Fulani terrorist attack these town yesterday,and the casualties are enormous,im doing the little I can for those badly affected and have been rendered homeless.
ReplyDeleteJust wondering when all these killings will come to an end.π₯π₯
The attack on those innocent souls was so uncalled for, why killing them??
DeleteMs Tee I saw videos and it's just terrible. Heard some of the victims were students.May God save us in this KD.
DeleteThey came fully prepare in 3 buses to waste innocent lives,and all the govt could do was impose curfew.@black slimzy
DeleteThere's a government boarding college by the road side where the attack happened,students were also victims.@osundi
Zamfara is worst people ran away from their homes every night, all in the name of kidnapping. The rate at which kidnapping is going on in gusau now is something else
DeleteMMM, Twinkas, Ultimate Cycle, Zarfund, Loom, Bellignant abi Belligrat whatever, MBA, EatRich (Die Poor) Barimike, now Chinmark and plenty, plenty, plenty more to come... some Nigerians no dey ever here word when it comes to Ponzi schemes. And once you advise, you are tagged a hater.
ReplyDeleteIssokay.
Okpochi nti, continue dashing these bandits and their fellow hungry greedy Facebook 'influenzers' your money o. Dorime it to them, since you don't have anything reasonable to do with your money. Anything you see, make you take am like that. I have no half teaspoon of pity to give anyone.Because all that you have, those aninis done chop am be that.
Thank you ooooooh, as one crashes, 10 are up and dishing tantalising 'profit' margin and they mumushly believe them.
DeleteSome people and the quest for quick returns, very shameful.
Good afternoon to you too
ReplyDeleteHow una dey people, una good afternoon. Martin sorry for losing your father
ReplyDeleteSorry about your loss Martins, May God rest his soul in peace..
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon people..
Women in adultery everywhere, passing strange kids to their husbands.
ReplyDeleteBut it is catching up with a a lot of them. Soon DNA tests will become like malaria test,
even self test kits.
Hmm, jisie nu ike o.
Good day people
ReplyDeleteSo sorry for your loss Martins. May the Holy Spirit comfort you all.
Bv Omeh
hello monday
ReplyDeleteThe Winners Chapel Church wants to build a church edifice they call "The Ark". It is budgeted at 114 billion naira! What will be happening in that hall really?? Citizens of a nation plagued with the poorest people in the world will converge in a hall built with 114billion naira to call on God to heal them, give them jobs, give them health and wealth. The same money if invested in public education will help them solve these problems they are gathering to beg God for.
ReplyDeleteWho will tell Nigerians that their God does not need a building to hear them when they pray. Who will tell Nigerians that this is a total waste!!
#WhoChainedYou.
SMH! π
DeleteMilkshakes
May God help Nigerians and our stylish competitions.
DeleteIjeoma your gist do me somehow. Who calls his inlaw to come carry his wifes belongings and they rushed to carry it. Unto watin?. Na them carry am go there. How come the babe still dey the ex house and the ex dey allow her Waka native doctor place to turn hubby face?. This life sha. Never say never.
ReplyDeleteInside the mind of the woman going through motherhood. I am like your hubby. Following people for dedication or wedding in there churches dey hard me more or less jumping from one church to another. My friends don talk tire. Na so l see my life.
Gist full everywhere. Things dey happen Sha.
See gists everywhere.
ReplyDeleteLet me go and read.
Una good afternoon o
My condolences to u martins,may his soul Rip
ReplyDeleteOne day i will use that meme up there as a testimony, that i have been through all that, but came out victorious in all
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DeleteGlaciers and icesheets hold about 69percent of the world's fresh water.
ReplyDeleteThings are happening
ReplyDelete@Martin: Kindly accept my condolences. I pray God strengthen you and yours this period.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon y'all. Enjoy the rest of the day.
Good afternoon everyone...
ReplyDeleteMartins nna, ndo o nwoke oma��. May papa's soul rest in peace��.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon people. Sorry about your loss Martins. Enjoy the rest of the day my people.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon bvs. It's a new week and I am grateful to be alive.
ReplyDeleteMartins I am so sorry for your loss and I pray that God will give you and your family the fortitude to bear this great loss. It is well dear ❤️
Are you sure you are talking about my ex???? The idiot has been dating a married woman with 2 kids. She even take permission from my ex before sleeping with husband. The woman had the gut to call my line to ask me if I was dating my ex...
ReplyDeleteEnd time
DeleteWhat manner of foolishness is this ? Ha!!! Just imagine π³
DeleteGist everywhere.
ReplyDeleteIt's a slow Monday.Cant wait for closing time.....Good afternoon everyone hope we are doing good.
ReplyDeleteThings are really happening o.
ReplyDeleteCheating and wickedness everywhere.
May God help us.
Since sunday I avnt gotten myself. I feel so bad and angry.... my bitch gave birth to pre mature pups.. all 12 pups came out pre maturely .. I felt broken watching her lick them up trying to revive them... I av been unable to get the picture out of my head.. she refused me taking d pups out to go bury.. I finally did... but I still feel sad...
ReplyDeleteBv Jojo mayana .
Since sunday I avnt gotten myself. I feel so bad and angry.... my bitch gave birth to pre mature pups.. all 12 pups came out pre maturely .. I felt broken watching her lick them up trying to revive them... I av been unable to get the picture out of my head.. she refused me taking d pups out to go bury.. I finally did... but I still feel sad...
ReplyDeleteBv Jojo mayana .
Martins sorry for your loss, may the soul of your father RIP.
ReplyDeleteso sorry for your loss@Martins,may God comfort your family.
ReplyDeleteMy condolences to bv martaims and family.take heart broπͺπͺπͺ
ReplyDeleteHello IHN..
My condolences BV Martins
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