THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings oh.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

This is for everyone that dropped comments asking on the spontaneous post how i am .... I am doing OK now and I thank God..

Special thanks to BV Shootergal who sent me mails on a steady level to find out how I am and if i have recovered , i must say that her actions really surprised me... when that instagram call out was on, she was in my inbox alongside some BVs telling me not to worry and that she believed in me . 

I call her the devil with the heart of an Angel.... Thank you for reaching out always shootergal.....Kisses to you. (tomorrow u fit still cuss me cos your head dey touch)

We are having a wind storm here and schools are closed...Omo, the wind is something else., heard of trees falling on cars and guess what? The wind has a noise, it is not silent at all....

 

Everyone else, enjoy the rest of the day..

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



Years ago, I had this friend who used to complain bitterly about how tired she was and how her husband wasn’t pulling his weight in the house. Truly she always looked tired and stressed out. I normally just say soothing words but that day I was tired on her behalf.

I told her how it was her fault, how she was the one refusing to rest, I suggested she checked herself in to the family hospital, explain how badly she needed to rest . I suggested she stayed there for three days, she said she couldn’t leave two kids under five for that long. I was angry at her and told her she was the one enabling her husband and her kids would survive.

She didn’t follow my advise, I was a little pissed then but now that I am married with kids, the next time I see her I will apologise profusely. Truly if you haven’t walked in someone’s shoes you have no right to judge them. My heart was in the right place but I couldn’t relate to what she was going through.

I broke down last week and I was rushed to the hospital, it was malaria. The doctor on sighting me told me I would be admitted because I was very weak, I begged her not to and asked to be treated at home, I explained that I had a toddler that was down with malaria and she gave me the same advise I gave my friend years back and like my friend who I thought as at that time was weak and too engrossed in her family. I repeated the same words she said to me years ago to my doctor.

Do I feel my friend needed the rest years back? Yes I do, I also need to rest badly too but now I know better, I was way too harsh on her and I could have been more supportive.

I could have given more practical suggestions like taking the the kids of her hands for few hours so she could rest. I could have complimented her more instead of always talking about how stressed out she looked. I could have bought her a nice gift just to make her feel good.

I will surely do better henceforth and I would be apologising to her with a small gift.





I feel like laughing and awwwwwing at the same time.....

Please call your friend and have a laugh with her and tell her you now understand, the gift can come later......

Happy resting!

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PINKYS CORNER



TO ALL POS AGENTS/MONEY AGENT
TIPS ON HOW TO IDENTIFY FRAUDSTER

- A customer who appears to be in a hurry.

- A customer who drops ATM card and requests for #500 or more to give to a bike man. Any customer who a bike is waiting for is a suspect.


- A customer who comes just to ask for a *"change"* (this is spiritual scam).

- Every new *staff* is a target to fraudster, customer who come to say, I know your *boss* , "give me #5,000 to settle someone, my network is bad to make a withdrawal"

- A customer who comes to start a discussion (e.g. "your face look familiar, where do you come from... Ah I have been to your town during my I.T in Military or NYSC). This people has Spiritual mouth-code in their tongue!

- A customer who does not have money in his account at all but wants to use your intelligence.

- Customer who come with stolen SIM card to perform mobile transfer. #20,000 is the most common values performed!

- Customer who claim he is not seeing alert, but will insist on " keep trying to the lower value" (E.g. withdraw #50,000 insufficient fund, try #45,000. Insufficient fund, try #40,000 insufficient fund, try #10,000 insufficient fund.. Continuous trying is a trying pattern of a criminal. Beware!

- A customer who comes with a huge amount like #100,00k above of #1,000 notes is a fraudster. Fake money alert!

- A customer who comes to withdraw #50k and other customer came with the same amount and another person came in again to withdraw same value, and all are in a hurry. These are birds of same feathers.

- *_NB_* : Those who appear corporate, even like "Angel" are mostly the suspected FRAUDSTER.


- Fear the power of ZERO (0).. This null number can make one depressed. So,be careful when punching this at all times.




LOL... nice one!

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My encounter with a fake prophet. 

My mother in-law kept taking me from one prayer house to the other looking for solution, cos I and her son have been married for 2 years without a child.
You know 2 years is too early to worry, but mama wasn't taking any of that.

So, on one fateful Wednesday, she insisted I would follow her to one powerful prayer house, that her friend had told her about.

I was made to sit in the front row, while mama sat at back.

During the heat of the prayer, the prophet asked me to come forward to the alter.

"Where's your husband?" He asked after staring at the wedding ring I wore.

"He is in Lagos I answered."

"What does he do for a living." He asked tilting his head from left to right as though he was scrutinizing me.

"He is a truck driver." I responded.

"Do you live alone?" He asked again.

" I live with my mother in-law."

"People are wicked!" The prophet shouted, and the members snapped their fingers.

"Do you have a child yet?" He asked.

"No sir."

"People are wicked ooooo!" He screamed again.

And he asked everyone to raise a prayer against household enemies.

My mother in-law was praying seriously, stamping her feet on the ground as though she were marching on the enemies.

"Amen!" He spoke into the mic, and everywhere became quite.

"Your mother in-law dom pound your womb, carry am cook pepper soup for her winch coven, chop am like banga intestine, then clean her mouth."

"Oghene (God)" All the members shouted.
Mama ran out from her seat to the alter, omo church scatter. Lol 

I was just laughing through out the day, shey mama dom find wetin she dey find

#COPIED

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