Tuesday, February 15, 2022
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Strangest place i peed was in a dustbin. I was a kid. I was sleepwalking, went to the kitchen, sat on the dustbin thinking it was the toilet and peed in it. My family didn't allow me hear word for weeks. 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteLol 🤣🤣🤣
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DeleteIn the river, squatted on mangrove roots and pooped, omo, different fishes rush d poop, I just raise yansh up a bit so they wont bite me coz they were sloshing and aiming for the source. Glad I could feed them..
ReplyDeleteFish ate your poo. And we eat fish! 🙆
Delete😂😂😂😂😂 you fed them indeed.
DeleteHad same experience during an election, when we went to a remote area to conduct
DeleteChai!!!
DeleteAll these riverine pips, na their way, served in bayelsa and i saw things, Fish eat poops well and they are more than happy to feed them 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Delete🤣🤣🤣
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ReplyDeleteLet me jump and pass this post biko!
ReplyDeleteAbeg, make I jump and pass with you biko
DeletePooped on the bed. To be fair, i was still a kid but way past the age of peeing or pooping on myself lol.
ReplyDeleteMy siblings wouldn't stop giving me shit about it and my bad belle sister went to tell one of my classmates whom proceeded to tell the entire class.
To say the least, I was the laughing stock of the entire primary one class for a few weeks lol.
Chai!!
DeleteStrangest place I've defecated was inside black nylon. Then threw into the bush.
ReplyDeleteShot put things
DeleteSame here on my way coming back from vigil,,couldn't hold..
DeleteBefore we dug a well in our compound, we were always going to our neighbors opposite to fetch water. It was really tiring. If I should poo in the toilet, there wont be enough water to flush and also have my bath.
ReplyDeleteSo I would poo in newspapers and tie it in nylon bag and then throw into the next compound (an uncompleted building). I did that for 6 months before God answered our prayers and we dug a borehole.
Lol very funny,thank God cocroach or ant did not do justice to your bumbum.
ReplyDeleteAs a kid I can't tell..but as an adult I'm extra careful where I urinate or defecate
ReplyDeleteMany can't even remember any
ReplyDeleteStrangest place i wee was at d gathering i was sitting at d baq in a small occassion, thank God no b large crowd
ReplyDeleteI was wearing boubou, piss dey worry me n i no fit stand up cos d place dey open sort of and b4 i go c place go piss i for don piss for body. I brought out my face towel, those thick ones from my bag put my hand inside d boubou agbada. I will piss small small and squieze d piss for d floor. Tnk God na open field o. I did it for like 3 or four times and i finish piss. People no decode wetin i dey do.
Na my friend later ask me say na so i sweat reach wey my face towel soak. I tell am na d Lokoja heat cos am. Peopme in Lkj no how sun dey hammer peeson during dry season...
In front of a shop... I was coming back from school, and it was raining heavily. I was already holding my urine till I get home when I remembered that I needed to get beverage from the shop close to my house... I was visibly restless and the woman was delaying me, I had let it out when my body could not hold it anymore...
ReplyDeleteBehind a bus. I felt horrible but it was when I was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI was going to the Nigerian shop to buy some things one fine night like that. I became really pressed to pee in the bus. So I held on hoping to pee as soon as I got to the naija shop. I practically ran all the way there when I alighted only for the shop to be locked.
I was almost peeing my pants. I knew I wouldn’t be able to take a lot more steps before peeing on him. I looked at this bus in a kinda hidden corner, managed to get behind it and then peed on the floor.
I felt as horrible as I was relieved but wetin man go do na? Pregnancy will humble u
feel horrible for wetin? you peed behind the bus, not inside it lol.
DeleteI peed on the street Snarker, it’s actually a crime
DeleteA crime or an offense 😂
Deleteduring labour😀. I poo before baby came out
ReplyDeletelool heard it's a very common occurrence during delivery
DeleteNa dat kind chit dey waka pass!
ReplyDeleteAs u fling it like dis, e fit pass dat place go land for another compound and wen dem dey swear for d person wey throw chit to d compound ur mind go dey calm u no go fear cos u believe say na d next compound u throw am. Unknown to u say d chit don fly waka go third or fourth compound��������
It is called igbe inu ora o rin ju motor lo dat is chit inside nylon waka pass car
My dad was travelling to Abuja from Lagos first flight and we live very far from the airport.so I,my brother,his friend and my dad left home very very early.when going back home,I felt the urge to urinate which I didn't do at the airport because I thought I could keep it till I get back home,as we journeyed we haven't even reached halfway, I couldn't keep it again and my bro couldn't stop because it's was still early and stopping on the highway was very dangerous.sweating and became uncomfortable,thank God there was an empty pet bottle in the car,I just set it well and urinated.i felt peace and light afterwards.since then I drain my system before going out.
ReplyDeleteIn a room and I allowed our ekuke dog to enter and eat the poop..chai
ReplyDeleteEwww
DeleteYou're a very nasty and horrible person in life I swear.
DeleteIf you no do "shot put" during NYSC, you sure say you be kopa?? Corper weeeeeeee ooo!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's gross. No, i didn't do that and yh i was a corp member.
DeleteKai my people the strangest place was by the side of Bush along the road from owerri to lagos ooo, we Don reach ondo state, na running stomach ooo the driver had to stop on the road I entered one place by the Bush and some boys were in one uncompleted building looking at me doing it because fear no let me enter Bush wella, it was so embarrassing oo, it was a luxury bus they had to wait for me, imagine the embarrassment kai.
ReplyDelete😆🤣😂 I no know
ReplyDeleteI wanted to poop before I left the house that morning but it didn't just come out
ReplyDeleteI don't want anybody to laugh at me o, just learn and move on.
The previous day, na soo we chop suya sotee, chin dey pain us.
So next day, Oga on top for office say make I come solve an issue in his computer
Me, fine babe wey dey do like say I no dey shit. I come shake bum, enter oga's office
And this stupid loud ballistic fart just decided that that was where it will acquire escape velocity.
Oga cracked joke and I begin laugh. Na so I hear kpaaaaaaaaa!
Haa, egbami o. I thought armed robbers had entered the building. Oga's laughter just froze
Suya, I go chop you again ni?
Frozen laughter
DeleteLol
In a nylon bag inside a bush.
ReplyDeleteI was still quite young when my grandma died, I was still in secondary school. After the burial, we had to take a night bus coming to Lagos because I had exams the next day. The journey started well then tragedy struck when we got to Ondo state, my stomach was rumbling seriously, I wanted to poo but the driver could not stop because it was still dark...
ReplyDeleteMy aunt that I was travelling with was just tell me to hold on, I was sweating profusely... Men and brethren, I held this poo till we got to Lagos. Immediately the bus parked, we didn't even care about our luggages, I just used a nylon and did it right there, just beside the bus. That was the longest journey I have ever made 😁😁😁 and it is one I will never forget. Since then, I mind what I eat before and during any journey