Tuesday, February 22, 2022
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ReplyDeleteMine was in a taxi when I was in uni. It was raining and my personal cab man came to pick me up. So he wound his car windows up and no AC..I just farted and it was smelling. It was just 2 of us in the car, so we know who did it.i was so embarrassed when he couldn't take it again and wound down the Windows. I sha bought him food at a near by restaurant and dashed him extra 5h naira in top his pay
DeleteWhen making out! It was so awkwaaarrddd and embarrassing.....
ReplyDeleteMe too
Deleteits called queefing. it's not fart but actually trapped air escaping from your vaginal.
DeleteKidjo dear,its vagina.
Deleteyeah thanks.I just checked, vaginal is the whole toto while vagina is the hole of the toto.
DeleteIn the middle of sex
ReplyDeleteAt home
ReplyDeleteAt the airport , I was laughing so hard that I farted my siblings taunted me for a very long time.
DeleteLmao @choco
DeleteInfront of my Mum and her sister 😂😂 I was super embarrassed because I couldn't control it. We were watching a movie and then boom!, It came out. My Mum's sister asked my mum if I was the one that farted or it came from the movie 😂😂😂. I left them immediately and didn't come out of the room again.
ReplyDeleteNever happened.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was small, in front of visitors in our parlor, shame wan finish me, 😂
ReplyDeleteLol 😂😂😂
DeleteAt home
ReplyDeleteAt the gym... in the middle of a lift lmao.
ReplyDeleteAt a saloon... omo... my face was red...
Delete😂😂😂😂
DeleteI no know o
ReplyDeleteElevator with people there with me. They knew twas me cos the thing sound duuuuuuummmmm!!!
ReplyDeleteInside bus.
ReplyDeleteSadly, it was on the altar. We were having the choir rendation, so while singing a silent fart came out. I felt bad and asked God for mercy in my mind while singing
ReplyDeleteIt was on a day when my new babe said bye.. And went out.. I just locked the door and felt I was alone and I just released it boom only to find out she forgot her charger and opened the door... Haunty just did "hmmmm"
ReplyDeleteI dont know if that one that comes out of the pussy can also be called fart.
ReplyDeleteAfter collecting deep doggy, when I want to change position, one kind air will just be coming out fio fio. I dont even understand.
Farted ko, farted ni? One day, I mess for bank. It was a small bank and the only thing that made noise was the AC. You know all those kind of eerie banks. Infact the staffs were whispering gan sef. So everywhere was quiet and cool. That's how I gave them paarantanran! The security man was the first to look at me, thats how I changed it for him. I said o, 'If armed robber come here na, you nor go stand up, na ordinary mess, you wan come dey show yourself for. Oya enter the mess na, make you sef fat small'. Sharply, the banker apologised to me for wasting my time and gave me my small change. I could see it in her eyes that She felt that had she not kept me longer than necessary, I for nor release that ghastly teargas. Well, I wasn't embarrassed o. Na mess I mess, I kill person? If I too vex and you're not careful sef, I'll mess in the cinema when there is a sad scene playing and everyone is feeling sad, just to jolt you all back to reality.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 chei
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteEyanmi Super!!
DeleteOga Castle, I read your own. I'm embarrassed for you sef. You are a great Na wa!
In front of my nephew. I farted, he turns to look at me and says "Aunty you just farted". I said no I did this (making this funny noise with my mouth). And then he says "no, you farted". I was trying so hard not to laugh, he had this serious look on his face.
ReplyDeleteSometime last year, I went to a cyber cafe with my daughter. While I was waiting my turn, I let out this semi loud fart. I was somewhat sure only a few people had heard, because the generator was on. I believed the situation was under control when suddenly my daughter shouted,
ReplyDelete"Mummy poo-poo!"
( Poo-poo is what she calls it. Whenever she farts, she says " mummy I poo-poo")
God! Now they were quite sure, everyone turned to look at me. I was so embarrassed, I started explaining what no one had asked. I was like "It's this beans I ate o at one restaurant, I've been purging since morning".
They were like "eeeyaaa eeeyaaaa".
Beans I didn't eat. The annoying thing was that the fart didn't smell. I wasn't purging, I didn't feel the need to take a dump or anything, so why that fart chose that moment and place to disgrace me, remained a mystery. My enemies were just after me.
When we got home, I told my daughter if she says " mummy poo-poo" again, she's going straight to hell.
Ewooo 😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteMummy G.O., well-done ma. 😄😄
DeleteSo talking of fart, there's this young girl d fiancee visited while she was blowing fire, since it was a firewood cooking,it's happened that nepa took light, unknowingly to her,d husband to be ws by d door,,she just released a very big ogbonigwe fart,doudoudouuu,she was like,odoo o
ReplyDeleteodoo, and when d fire came up,she saw her husband to be,in astonishment,she asked him hw long have you been here,d guy replied, since,she kept asking, when exactly,d guy said,that time odooodoo ws released,it was as if d ground should open for her to fall in😄😁
Ada ohafia
Ewooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Ada ohafia you be phoooool. I'm rotfl here.
DeleteI know say na you be that girl, no lie o.
😂😂😂😂😂
Delete😂😂😂😂
DeleteAt a wedding quite loudly during a quiet moment when someone was toasting. The couple eventually divorced and there was even domestic violence involved. My aunt always said the fart was the indication it was a fart wedding..lol
ReplyDeleteAt the market 😪😪. God wey save me be say, the person we dey with me nor too code 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteIn ATM queue o
ReplyDeleteYou see beans; fear beans o gan! And I come drink milk on top
The thing sounded like gunfire
Na so race scatter everywhere!
Who wan make stray bullet get am?
I just remain alone as "macho girl" wey I be na.
Just withdraw my money and left.
But I have learnt to de-husk my beans (remove the back after soaking for water)
No more impromptu ahu; fart!
Phewwwwwwww!