TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS.

  I Salute you all.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD


I went to the health centre to get my toddler immunized and when my surname was called I quickly got up before the nurses would start ranting, on getting there I was told I wasn’t the one but someone with the same name. 

It took me down memory lane , before I got married I had no issues with taking up my husband’s name. I was looking forward to it. When I got married I quickly changed my name and got all the necessary legal documents. One day I chatted up my husband on Facebook and he reminded me that I had not changed my name on my social media accounts.

For some reason I couldn’t just bring myself to do it. I was so emotional and teary, It dawned on me once more that I had pitched my tent with another and I was no longer just my father’s daughter but somebody’s wife. I stalled for as long as possible and only changed my name on certain platforms. I just couldn’t let go totally.


The first time I registered for antenatal, the nurses kept calling me by my new surname and I didn’t know I was the one, it was when I was the only one left sitting and someone called my name once again that I realised that I was the one they had been calling all along.

 This happened over and over again , So many times I was asked to fill forms and co and I would write my former surname. It took almost a year for me to address myself by new surname. I am used to it now but when I am angry and I want to refer to myself, I call my name and former surname, like I beat my chest and say me .........the daughter of .................

Hahahahahahahahahahaha you revert to factory setting when you are upset...

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NAZIRITES INK

When I newly married, I relocated with my husband to his base. It was Christmas season and I had to do some shopping. My husband described the market and off I went.


The market was terrific with traffic and I was struggling for a taxi with my purchased items. I stood by the roadside trying to flag down a taxi when a black jeep stopped by me, the driver was a beautiful woman, she asked what direction I was going and said she was going in the same.

 I was so happy that someone noticed me enough in the crowd to bail me.


I hopped in and we journeyed. she told me I looked like her last daughter and that was why she was attracted to giving me lift, she asked me where i am from which surprisingly is also where she's from, she asked of my educational background, my age and other personal questions, she also shared some information about herself with me, however, her face dropped when she asked if I was married and I said Yes, it was then she looked at my fingers and sighted my wedding ring.


Turned out she was looking for a decent wife for her son who is a pharmacist in the abroad but is around for the moment and she thought I was available.


She asked if I had any decent responsible friend from a good home and my mind could only find one, Mosun. All my friends are married except her, and she's not decent.


She had taken runs as a lifestyle and does not intend to change, I would never recommend her to anyone. She's a disaster waiting to happen, It will surely come back to haunt me if I did, I would never do something I will regret, and will never be the reason a marriage fails in the coming future. My conscience held me ransom.


She jotted me back to life with the same question. I must have been deep in thought, so I replied with a "No".


No sooner did we get to my stop, so I alighted and we bade each other goodbye.


That was how my ex-friend missed out on a marital opportunity because of her wayward character. I call her ex because we fell out as a result of her lifestyle.

But wait oh Nazirites ink, what if your friend has changed? Or you were jealous to introduce her? some people are like oh but if fisherman is looking for wife they will recommend their friend but not to the one from the abroad...LOL

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HILARIOUS COMMENT FROM TUESDAY SP

I want to confess.... I am Eka Joy and I am also the one behind Martins aboy ID, I am my PA and I am also Isaacbaba but i got tired..... The biggest confession is that I am BV Teejay....

More confessions coming.....

Whoever posted this manufactured it. nobody is saying anything anywhere... All this drama started since i posted Chisom's comment inside in house news yesterday.... Whoever (you know yourself) is behind this, you are so Jobless and i am so enjoying it.... Continue but make sure you don't die in the process of this.... Everything that has a beginning has an end...

Jeweluchi choc noir this may also be an attempt for someone to try to force you into giving out your contact to expose you.... Ignore them oh

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ARE YOU BORED?

When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense ...like ;


- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

- Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

-Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

-Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

-The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.


- If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

- At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

 If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

- Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

- Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

We can never find the answers, can we?

Have a great day ... 🙏🏻

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