TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS...

 Hailings From a cold Country!!!

BV EKAETTE WINS FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS COMPETITION.

The winner of face of in house news competition is EKAETTE with 68votes


Participants and their votes
WINNIE - 36 votes
EKAETTE - 68 votes
HEARTY - 25 votes

Congrats to the three, please send me mail as soon as you see this.

You can start sending in your Christmas themed face of in house news photos for the next competition to be posted on Christmas day.... 

Remember its a touch of red with your favourite Christmas quote...

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IN HOUSE MEMO

Hey guys!

I hope everyone is OK? 

BV Pinky please send me your account deets.....

 I am off soon to buy bitter kola and tomtom...... Does bitter kola have any side effects? I hope not cos I am buying 10 euros worth of the thing to chew....

Any memo for me?

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



Communication without talking. 

My mom had different looks for different situations, failure to understand or mix up the looks will earn you better beating. She had the side eyes she gives when someone offers us food and despite the fact that she is smiling and asking you to collect it, the glint in her eyes is saying “ collect it and die".


I understood my mom’s side eyes faster than my siblings; it took them longer and more beating to pick it up. My own was overdo sef. I could predict the look before it was given. Na me con dey look my mama sef before she look me.


I have started giving my kids the look. As small as they are, I choose to start early, I need to continue the long lasting tradition where you are saying one thing and your eyes and body posture is saying something else to your kids, even my husband is starting to get the hang of it. 

Right now my children don’t understand yet, they are still small but I know it’s a matter of time.





Hmmm those eyes from Mothers!!!..... I do it now to my Bambinos ad they have learnt to do it back to me, it is so funny.... They always ask if all Nigerian mamas do it like this and i say i dont know......







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NAZIRITES INK



Gbolahan, Hmmm, a terrible drunkard.

He would drink from morning to night, he cared about nothing except himself, married but no child. His wife threatened him severally that she would leave.

One mid night, in his usual manner, he drank to stupor, missed his way home, roamed to the express road and came about an accident scene. Two men dead. In his alcoholic state, he tried to help the victims but fell asleep at the spot.


Following morning, he was woken by the sound of wailings and sirens. People were everywhere, including the Police.


He was arrested and taken to the station, they kept asking him why he stole from the victims, it was then he remembered he could have pocketed some valuables from the scene in his inebriated state, he tried to explain himself that things were not the way they seem it but all his plea fell on deaf ears. 

After all was said and done, he was sentenced to 10years imprisonment, but he served 7 instead. After he got out, he went home straight but his wife was gone, In fact, he barely found his way home, no one from the street recognized him, of course the feeling was mutual, he recognized no one as well.

 His old house had been deserted, he wept like a child, additionally, he also lost the use of his male organ while he was in prison. All manner of cruelty goes on in that hellhole. From that time, he took it upon himself to go from one place to another sensitizing people and discouraging drinkers.

 He learnt his lesson the hard way, the very hard way.

Does he not have family members? so he was abandoned in Jail for 7 years? His wife left just like that? Why would they send him to jail? How did they know he stole anything from the victims? He could have been one of the victim himself!

And then he got ten years? oh please!

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PINKYS CORNER


Strange Things Happens


On Sunday morning, I left Lagos for Ondo state and I got there late in the night and just went straight inside one of the rooms in our family house and I slept off just like that, without even having a bath....


At about 7am, I heard people shouting outside because my family house is right behind the King's palace and take note, we have 8 kings in my small village. I quickly rushed out of bed to see what was going on.


There is this man who was brought to the palace, he was accused of using people's spirit as farmers/labourers in his farm. When he uses you, then you will feel so weak the next day and getting up the next morning will be problem due to pain.(He uses them mostly at night when they have all slept physically).

 I begin to ask for information on how he gets people for such act.


I heard that, whenever you go to his farm land to steal(either male or female).. Once you eat out of what you stole from on his farmland, automatically you have been captured. From that same day, whenever you sleep at night, your spirit will move to the farmland and work for 3hours.

 This will continue for days except he is ready to let you go. Anyone who finds himself in this situation will only notice that, each time he or she sleeps off, they will find themselves on a farmland working(like weeding or making ridges) by the time they wake up in the morning,they are tired and body aches.


A young girl who stole from the said man's farmland was complaining about body aches for almost 2months which has led to serious sickness and no doctor was able to find out what was happening until she was taken to this ONISEGUN(herbalist) and what caused her problem was revealed. Then the parents went directly to the man's house and that was how the case was brought to the king's palace.

 This issue made him confess . 

He said, he had never employed anyone to help him on the farmland for almost 6years now and he himself has never for once done anything with his hand, the people who come stealing his farm produce have been the one working. He said, at times he will release them after 3weeks and some after 4months, depending on what they stole.


The king apologized to the people and begged them not to arrest him, instead, he was sent out of the village and his farmland has been taken over, also, the king ordered people to go to his store house and give any produce they meet in there to all widows in the village.


Stealing is bad but this devilish attitude this man had is worse..He was beaten badly because so many people had died due to this midnight stress he gave to anyone who stole his produce.

WOW... so such things happen? Please if anyone who reads this has been going to farm in their dreams, now you know why!

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DRIED FISH GIVEAWAY

I am BV Adaoluchi, I want to do small giveaway by gifting Oven dried fish to three BVs residing in ilorin. The first Three BVs that call will get it. My number is 08060682095.

 

Thank you Dear!

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