THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 I Salute.....

IN HOUSE MEMO.....

Today i may be wrapping gifts....... where will i hide to do it sef? (thinking)

How una dey? how the go dey go?

BV Teejay how far? should i send you some names for 5k each? remember that you wanted to do giveaway and told me so inbox? lets do it... How many accounts should i send you?

Who else wants to send someone 5k for Christmas? 

Let me go and ask Angel Pee if he has giveaway sef...LOL

Any memos?

Tight hugs to you

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NAZIRITES INK

Amebo no be work sha.

My people, there's this woman that sells provision on a table opposite my house, she's always on about everybody's business. Mind you, me and her no dey rapport, we exchange pleasantries and I go my way.


Beginning of last month, I was coming from work, when she saw me and started to ask why my kid do not go to school anymore, hian! 

see me, see blessing o!!! Shuo! For this Christmas season??? (Jam hands in a dramatic manner).


Ok o. I calmly smiled and didn't give her a reply. To my utmost surprise, last week again, while I was coming from work, still pushing myself under the scorching sun oo, this woman had to nerve to ask me the same question again, this time in front of other aproko neighbors all seated together under her shade.


I was super upset, I thought about giving her the most deserving insults which would obviously have degenerated to a big fight but I held back for only one reason; they all know me as a child of God first and Pastor's wife second, how e go be nowww?!


Thank God for church mind, I for give her the insult of her life.


The truth is, is not like this amebo woman cared, but because she's a gossip, hellbent on getting information on everyone and everything on the street, she want take style sample my matter, unfortunately, she was met with a big disappointment, Ehya...
Guess what I did? I walked away in my usual manner without dignifying her with a response, kwakwakwa, E pain am....

You know what they say, "Silence is a the best answer for a fool".


What she did not know is that my daughter is now being home schooled. When I got home and told my Oga, he insisted he would go and confront her but I said there was no need, as the thing wey she dey find, she no go see am. She will try try to obtain info about my family, she will never get any, I promise her. Ntoooor!!!




Hehehehehehe but you sef nah amebo on another level nau...

 Abeg leave her ojare, amebo is sweet and the neighbourhood sweeter with gossips around..

On my street here, nah all the old mamas be the chief amebo, even my late mother in law i named her bbc cos nothing wey she no sabi.







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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD




Never say never, I am strong willed and determined, that just a nice way of saying I get “strong head”. There are a lot of things I said I would never do in marriage and with my kids as a single person. I was so sure I couldn’t be caught dead doing a lot of things but here I am doing the same thing.

Things like “I would never allow my kids throw tantrums in public, I am too disciplined for that" hmnn. They do, we are a work in progress in that area.

I will potty train all my kids by one and half. My first wasn’t fully potty trained till two years plus .

I will never give my kids screen time till they are three, na me dey clamor for personal tabs for kids by two.

I will never live my life just for my kids, I come first, now they are my first priority , every other thing comes next.

I will never tie wrapper in the house and wear hair net( now it’s satin bonnet). I have my moments oo, I have fine wrappers with nice print sef just for days like this, especially when I just had my babies, that first two weeks till I can move around my wrappers are my best friend.



I remember saying I would never use wrappers and co to back my baby as a slay queen wey I be for my head then, just baby carriers. I have five different kind of fabrics for backing, they are the most comfortable thing for me now. My babies are usually very big. So they are pretty comfortable.


I also said I will never use my mouth to suck catarrh from my child’s nose, I used to think it was one of the most revolting things ever, my sons had crazy nasal congestion that required constant use of nasal sprays, when I couldn’t get the nasal bulb sucker, I used my mouth a lot and I wasn’t bothered, I was more worried about them breathing properly.

So many things I said never too are my realities now, I could go on and on but let me stop here.

Hehehehehhehe that one of sucking catarrh i do am.... Yikessssssss!!!

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