The Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver - 107

I have not been working overnight these days because of safety reasons especially after the encounter I had with hoodlums who attacked me around midnight about 2 months ago. It was by the grace of God that I escaped unhurt even though my car was damaged.

  I had missed all the drama that comes with carrying Slay Queens around until my most recent encounter last week. Moreover, night activities have picked up probably because it is towards the end of the year with increased traffic on the roads and surge trips that make the fares relatively higher.

I picked up 3 ladies (2 light skinned ladies and a dark skinned one) sometime last week from their apartment to a location on the Island for a night party. For some reason, cabs had been scarce at nights due to higher demand and they negotiated with me to work with them overnight.

On our way, an argument ensued. While they were still doing their makeup in the car, one of the light skinned ladies, Temi asked the dark skinned one Bola for the use of her powder but she refused saying that she should know that she does not share it considering the fact that “work” has been done on it. On hearing that, Tinu the other lady who just started living with them said she used it once the previous week when Bola was not around , that she should stop being stingy and that was how the fight started.

The fair skinned ladies now said no wonder Bola is always the first to be asked out whenever they are hanging out together even though she is very ugly. The two of them accused Bola of using juju to spoil their “runs”, saying their market does not sell as much as before. Hmmmmm … I knew it was going to be an interesting night as I drove and I wished silently that they would spill more secrets...

Bola lashed out at the girls too. She accused Temi of being a home wrecker, having snatched at least three husbands from their wives in the last one year; the latest one being an Alhaji who spends so much on her and does not take care of his home anymore. She also accused Tinu of snatching one of her rich boyfriends who does not give her attention any longer.

What seemed to be a jolly ride with “good friends” suddenly turned sour and when it was getting physical, I intervened and told them I was going stop in the middle of the road for them to get down to continue their fight if they did not behave themselves. By this time, Bola had received slaps and they were dragging their hairs and tops revealing their bre@sts in the process. These girls no even wear bra sef. 

Chai …. 

Eventually, they told me to take them back home as they had decided to cancel their outing that night since their makeup had been smeared with ruffled and torn clothes.

After dropping them back at their apartment, I decided to go home to sleep while sulking over the money I would have made from them overnight if not for the unnecessary fight.