The Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver - 105

They say Evil communication corrupts good manners.

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It is common place in the line of my job as an Uber driver to have regular clients who I render my services to from time to time. One of them is Femi who I have known for a few years now. I call him Prof because he is like a moving encyclopedia and he is very knowledgeable in many aspects. Though he is relatively young in his late 20s, he is doing quite well for himself. He works from home and earns a decent sum in dollars monthly, which runs into almost 2 million Naira after conversion. According to him, he is not interested in having a car for now until he married.

I was drawn to him because of his quiet nature and I learnt a lot from him too

 Over time as he got freer with me, I got to know him better. When he could trust me enough, he started sending me on some ‘personal’ errands, which is mostly to take girls to his house or drop them off. At first, I was shocked because he didn’t seem like that kind of person since he always quoted the scriptures and discussed spiritual things. Hmmmmm…

There was a time we travelled together to Ilorin and we really talked. That was when he confessed to me that he hardly sleeps with one girl twice, saying that any girl he sleeps with twice or more must be really special. We stayed there for 2 nights and when we hung out the first night, he told me to pick a girl of my choice from the club as he would pay for her services. Though he is not a heavy drinker, he hardly helps guys out. He spends his money mostly on girls.

I have seen him walk up to ladies at the Mall, Gym and other places to woo them and just like magic, they follow him home and he lays them that night and that will be all he has to do with them.

 I was with him one time when he was drinking with his friends and he was being teased as a badoo. He was asked to count the number of girls he had slept with the previous month and to everyone’s amazement, he brought out his phone and showed the records. He had slept with 18 different girls that month alone.

The amusing thing is that he does not even know the names of some of these girls before sleeping with them. It is only out of courtesy when he is booking an Uber for them that he tries to find out their names sometimes.

I once asked him how he is able to woo girls he meets for the first time and sleeps with them that same day. He told me the secret is that he learnt how to flirt from a book he read a long time ago and has mastered the art. He even woos married women who fall for him. Chai …

When I took him out recently, it was to a hospital where he had to undergo several tests. He confessed that he didn’t use condom with a particular girl lately and he is treating Hepatitis and some other ailments, which he thinks he contracted from the last girl he was with.

Luckily, his influence on me has since waned and I am more focused now as I try to keep only the right companies these days.

Stooory!!! So you picked one when he asked you to? asawooooooooo lol