Monday In House News..

 I salute you all......

IN HOUSE MEMO........

I dey salute!

How do people with Fibroids and period handle it? I know someone who almost bleeds to delete every month... Arrrrgh, a lot women go through a lot ,please men if you have a woman going through monthly heavy bleeding or pains from fibroids, please be understanding.....

I will post the remaining names for the giveaway before Friday.........

Kisses to everyone

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GIST AS E DEY HOT

Stella I am bringing you this gist as e dey hot for my compound 


There is this quiet couple that live here. The wife does not wear jewelry or makeup, no trousers or wigs, her hair is always covered sef. Her husband too is very quiet, serious faced and barely manages to respond to greetings. They have never fought before. No kids yet too. They go to work and come back peacefully.


Last night around 9:30pm, we started hearing noise from their apartment, the woman was screaming. We all ran outside, trust Nigerians na. Some men banged on their door and the husband opened it.


This Sister ran out naked. As in stark naked. Thank God it was night, we didn't see much as a woman quickly used her wrapper to cover her and took her inside her room.


SDK and bvs kilode? Menini? Ogini? what happened?


Na touch-lighting of website matter o

Sister started narrating how brother demands for s*x everyday, weekends it is morning and night and he would do it for at least one hour.


My Mama o!!

She said she has never enjoyed her t*toh since she got married and that when she is on her period husband goes to a brothel in a remote area of the town to do it with ashawo.

Na so we carry hand for head

One uncle asked her why she no dey suck him abunna instead of allowing him to "stray".
Sister said even if you suck him something for 24hours he will not "release" until he enters the website.

Ewooo chineke!


She said they had done touch-lighting this Sunday morning before they prepared and left for church, she is not feeling too fine, she even came back with a headache. Brother gave her paracetamol to take, gave her paracetamol again in the night. Bedtime, he carry him kinni come for action as she was stepping in from the bathroom. 

She begged him to spare her the night but he no gree, he now wanted to force her like he has done several times. She said she decided that enough is enough, she no do again and resisted him. She said before she would cry silently and let him have his way and when she complains of pains, he will give her paracetamol.


Olorun ooo!

When asked if she reported him to their church or parents, she said both the church and parents said she should submit to him anytime he wants it.

We asked her if she didn't notice his libido during courtship, she said they had a Christian courtship, no touch-lighting and no private visiting.


Ok na!


What is the way forward, let us go and talk to your husband, she said we should not bother as it will yield no fruit. She said she is done, she will wait till daybreak when her sister arrives they will move her things to her sister's place as that one is in support of her moving out.

She is still in the neighbor's apartment, i have entered my own room.

I am now wondering aloud.......

Preachers here, I need your input. How do couples who did not taste the fruit cope after marriage if their libido differs?
They suffer silently?



OMG OMG OMG...... That man is sick!..... what!!! everyday all day? no way!

Please bring us update cause some will say they are leaving but stay and continue suffering in silence






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NAZIRITES INK


25th, DEC 20**, the festive season that was so hard to forget. Whenever this story I am about to tell you comes to mind, It constantly becomes my drive to never stop doing good. Now this is it.


That year, we had nothing to celebrate Christmas, but all my life, I had known my mother as a woman who goes all the way out to gift items to neighbors and all.

 Its like there is always a spirit pushing her to ransack her house and give gifts. You'd be lucky to go out and still find all your fairly used items still intact. She'll ask you a 100 times if you still need them just so to convince you to give them away.


Unknown to me, having searched everywhere that year and didn't have anything, she picked the last two match boxes and headed for the gate, off to street she went. When she came back, I asked if all was well and she confirmed she took two match boxes to give as Christmas gift... Huh! Christmas gift??? Two match boxes??? Okay o.


Surprisingly, barely two hours later, a knock was heard on the door, and it was the Vet who lived down the street, holding in his hands two fat fowls, he handed it over to me and said it was for my Mum, I had barely collected them, when the next fence neighbor, peeped through the fence, told me her daughter is at the gate to give us a fowl. Another fowl?? Another fowl!!! I screamed in excitement, all beaming with joy...


Additionally, my Mom's building pension alert came in later in the day, that was how two match boxes became a link to 3 fowls and some cash.
Truth is, I learnt some big lessons from the event. That,


1) Don't stop doing good,
2) All of us has something to give no matter how little,
3) God has commanded the universe to work in your favor.

Hmmmmm what a message!

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RE - ASUU STRIKE

Hello Stella,

Compliments of the season!

I am writing in response to your post on ASUU strike and the comments from BVs.

It is truly saddening that every time our lecturers threaten to go on strike. We can not fault them on that.


My dad retired over a year ago as a lecturer in a federal university in the East. He has not received a penny due him. It is one clearance to another. Come today come tomorrow for this and that.


These men and women sadly choose industrial action as a way to tell their story since the government has decided to pay deaf ear to them.


My dad offered his life to the service and he got nothing in return and we do not know when he will eventually get it.


I read a comment that says that lecturers make money from selling books and hand-outs. I beat my chest to say that my dad never took a kobo from anyone. I saw him toil day and night to produce materials for his students. He even goes through their articles like they were written by him. He gave his all.


Our country has failed him and others like him.


The issue of IPPIS is a topic for another day. My sister has worked for over 13 months without pay and she is not the only one. The management and Unions keep promising them that IPPIS officials will come from Abuja to get them registered. What kind of a society folds her arms and let things get rotten. These young men and women have families to take care of, bills to pay and many other responsibilities.


Stella I live in Ghana at the moment. It is not as if things are perfect here. It will surprise you to know that even a cook here has Social Security. The labour law is working here. You can not sack your domestic staff without warning (I guess 3 times). I heard a story of a domestic staff that took her employer to court for wrongful dismissal and she was awarded some payment as damages. Things are not perfect here but there is a great difference between here and Nigeria.


Should I talk about the constant power supply over here? Almost every household has prepaid metre.


We need to change our ideology as a people. We need to demand to be treated right. We need to rise and say no to the ills of the society.


I believe soon and very soon that we will get to the promised land.


God bless Nigeria!


Thanks and God bless!




Well your dads case might be different but i saw with two koro koro eyes that lecturers make money selling all sorts to students. In fact if you dont buy what they sell, you will fail the course if you are a guy and if you are a lady, you have the option of submitting to be gbenshed..... Oh Yes!!! May God provide for you to be able to provide for your Dad.

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BV PRAISE DRIED POMO GIVEAWAY FOR CHRISTMAS

I would love to play santa to three Ibadan bvs by giving out a pack of dried Ijebu ponmo to each of them.
Interested bvs can contact me on 08094325934.
Thank you.

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