Last borns can be really funny and annoying at the same time.. Let us catalogue some the funny or annoying things they say or do....
Most last born abuse the position with their entitlement mentality.... LOL
Let me start.....
''Gimme your meat or I will report you to Mummy'' ... Last born have an A1 in blackmailing and issuing threats...
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#Lastbornslivesmatter
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DeleteWe matter oo❤️❤️
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DeleteYes ooo 😅😅😅😅
DeleteStella don start today again. No masala.
DeleteAnd im a lastborn. One thing is im used to receiving gifts,always used to my sisters buying me stuff cos their not around ,even their old clothes when growing up, i had many to choose from.
DeleteMy sister recently sent me air-fryer. I have no junior one to give anything,im always receiving.....
@BnR, and that sucks sometimes to be honest. I genuinely wish i had a little princess or a little bro i can spoil, take out and buy things for. I just kuku turned my immediate senior bro to my pet. He protects and treats me like his lil baby while i always make sure to buy everything he'd love for him, i even wash for him,he's my big pet.
DeleteAbeg o it is not our fault DAT we came to this world as lastborns o... Allow us to enjoy yourself in tecno's voice
DeleteHaha,this reminds me of our last born, she's now a big girl, I missed growing up with my siblings
ReplyDeleteI will go and tell Daddy you did not give me your biscuits.
ReplyDeleteYesterday I woke my last son to prepare him for school.
And the following conversation too place.
Me: D, it is time for school. Wake up
D: mummy pls just give me one minute.
Me: ok
D: mummy you know 1 minute is 60 seconds o.
Me: how do you mean?
D: you have to count 1 to 60 o.
🤣🤣🤣🤣such a sweet child
DeleteImagine😂😂
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 smart kid...
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Delete*took*
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Delete"Mummy said i should not wash the plate, that knife will cut me, so you should wash it....she even said i shuu tell you to wash the pots too". With that their evil grin. Lol.
ReplyDeleteYou know....😁😁
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DeleteLol, very painful
DeleteYou know us well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThat sounds like me😂😂
DeleteHaha 😂😂🤣😃
ReplyDeleteI was the last for 11yrs and I did the absolute most. I got away with any and everything. My youngest brother is now spoilt like day10 rice and it annoys me so much but I can’t complain because my parents and older sibling will start casting me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought of Stella doing a last born post this morning. Coincidence.
ReplyDeleteBefore when una suck mummy breast finish ,wetin una expect from us
ReplyDeleteDon't mind them.
DeleteI wonder o.
DeleteHelp me ask them seniors o.
DeleteChai, being last born is sweet shaa.
Lol!!
DeleteWhy my case come different na? I have been reading about last born behaviours, but I can't relate to any.
ReplyDeleteMy people believe say our mama born housegirl for them. Our mama nko? Na she worse pass. My seniors wan wash plates or clothes when I dey? I no dey fear? Na my mama go first beat me sef say i even think am.
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DeleteYour own case was bad🤣🤣
DeleteMost last borns I know, the seniors wash clothes for them
And you cannot say NO boldly. No fall our hands na. They have to pay you one way or the other for an errand na.
DeleteMe and my lastborn:
ReplyDeleteMe: Udo why are you keeping sad face
Udo: is it not all these adults (his siblings) in the house. They are finding my trouble. They don't know that I'm a baby (at 9 yrs oo)
Last Borns are the baby of the house.even when they are adults.
ReplyDeleteLast born casting, only God can deliver us from Stella, me that normally collects transport money from my mum before she passed on. Despite driving down in my own car, whatever I gave her when I arrived must not be tampered with, the transport money must come from other money.🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteI must sleep in my mums room and eat with her all through my stay whenever i visit and must Waite for her to return so we'd eat together if she isn't around when food is ready. She must be the one to pack my stuff when am leaving or am not going anywhere. My excitement would definitely be ruined if i come into the house and she's not right there to sing my welcome song and kiss me, she knows to always make herself available to be the first human i set my eyes on in the family house.
DeleteMy last born sister, hmmmn ! these house chores are getting too much, it is because you are going to give me some money, when l will be going back to school, that is why you want to turn me to househelp first ?
ReplyDeleteI still have my father's house address, please l only came here to rest.
You better don't stress her😂😂
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ReplyDeleteI will tell mum you brought your female friend to the house...you better buy me biscuit
Kai I remember one time I was in 100 level and just had boyfriend . My first boyfriend,Kai I loved this guy gan oo
ReplyDeleteFine and tall like glass wine ,this guy just finished his program in our University that year so he travelled home and just came back for call up letter for service
That is how this my boyfriend called me at night around 7pm that he is in town ,I was so excited and became restless and planning how to sneak out and see the guy .
Lamide!! My mum called go and buy maagi 50 naira ,ope oo opportunity to go out ,I quickly called my guy to meet me at our junction, unknown to me that this our nonsense last born trailed me oo. He saw how I hugged this my guy tightly and he went back home to tell mummy.
I quickly discharge my boyfriend that I will see him the next day and went back,on getting home my mother was waiting for me with dangerous eyes and said who was I hugging at the junction,ha! how did she know I hugged someone,I sha noticed from the corner of my eyes that this boy was just giggling anyhow, .It was later my younger sister my partner told me it was our last born that casted me,the boy wey I senior with 9 years
My mother insulted me that day but all the insult no just enter as I was
just thinkingg of how I will see my fine wine.
The ship sha later wrecked after guy man go service
😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kai this brings sweet memories 💖 💕 growing up was awesome .
DeleteLast borns sha😂😂😂🤣🤣😃
ReplyDeleteWe gallant!!
DeleteOur own last born was so entitled and lazy. Guy would be waiting every month ending for all of us to contribute money for him. He refused to work. He was the only one at home with mum so any money we sent to mum, he will collect his own, we had to send to him too so he can run errands for mum and take care of her. We send to mum and send his own separately to his account. Chai!
ReplyDeleteAfter mum died, we stopped giving him money, he was forced to work. Now he is married and responsible
17.37 good that he was woken up to his responsibilities
DeleteIf we want to do any contribution and get something for the house, our last born will do the sharing and task herself #500 while others are paying #50k
ReplyDelete😂🤣I almost choked !!!!
DeleteLook at the margin!!! 49,500 lmao 🤣 I would present her case to our association she's doing the most !!!
This is me 💯.
DeleteI almost choked too. Does it mean that she doesn't have money or just the LB thing I don't understand
DeleteLast born was the official reporter,who received call from who(Nitel era)It wasn't just funny o,alakoba somebody😊
ReplyDeleteOur lives matteroooo lol
ReplyDeleteOur own na taskmaster. She must collect money from our boyfriends before she go enter house go call us. Ashey last born get kolo(piggy bank) under bed. Na one day after fumigation, we dey sweep all corners of house for pests na so we see kolo. Na who get kolo? Long story short na so we break am kon count 90k plus. We kuku use am open account for her after she confess say she taxed like 4 exes ago sef . Yinka you try o
ReplyDeleteWell, i never had all these entitlements,I never had a direct sibling ( half siblings from both mum and dad), so they never really regarded me as the last born, they saw me as threat and a spoilt brat, the hatred alone no be here, maybe if I had full blood I would have really known wat it takes and feels being the last child
ReplyDeleteAwww, so sorry. May you find true love and acceptance. Amen in Jesus name.
DeleteCome to think of it
ReplyDeleteAm even a last born 😕